Woke up on my tabletop shuffleboard table with no pants on

0neAnd0nly

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Wow this is embarrassing as I don't drink.

But at least my 2 shuckles were both in the 3 point zone!

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I dated a girl in college who was staying with me at my parents. I knew she sleep walked some times, but nothing crazy had ever happened. Anyway, one night she sleep walks buck ass nude right into bed with my parents. Needless to say, she was mortified, thankfully my parents were good sports and laughed it off, and by the end of the next day everyone including her was able to laugh about it, also she slept clothed for the rest of that trip.
 
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I dated a girl in college who was staying with me at my parents. I knew she sleep walked some times, but nothing crazy had ever happened. Anyway, one night she sleep walks buck ass nude right into bed with my parents. Needless to say, she was mortified, thankfully my parents were good sports and laughed it off, and by the end of the next day everyone including her was able to laugh about it, also she slept clothed for the rest of that trip.
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I dated a girl in college who was staying with me at my parents. I knew she sleep walked some times, but nothing crazy had ever happened. Anyway, one night she sleep walks buck ass nude right into bed with my parents. Needless to say, she was mortified, thankfully my parents were good sports and laughed it off, and by the end of the next day everyone including her was able to laugh about it, also she slept clothed for the rest of that trip.
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I dated a girl in college who was staying with me at my parents. I knew she sleep walked some times, but nothing crazy had ever happened. Anyway, one night she sleep walks buck ass nude right into bed with my parents. Needless to say, she was mortified, thankfully my parents were good sports and laughed it off, and by the end of the next day everyone including her was able to laugh about it, also she slept clothed for the rest of that trip.
That moment when your parents have a threesome with your GF, but everyone falls asleep afterwards.


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I was drinking at a place once known as Terrible Herbst which is a casino and resort.

I thought I was going to fart but I ended up shitting my pants. After our drinks my friend drove me back to his place and he gave me some spare underwear to put on after I took a shower.
 
I was drinking at a place once known as Terrible Herbst which is a casino and resort.

I thought I was going to fart but I ended up shitting my pants. After our drinks my friend drove me back to his place and he gave me some spare underwear to put on after I took a shower.

What a sharter you are.
 
I drunk sleepwalked and pissed in my company directors kitchen one time when I was staying at his apartment. Thankfully I was awake before him and cleaned up before he noticed.
 
I drunk sleepwalked and pissed in my company directors kitchen one time when I was staying at his apartment. Thankfully I was awake before him and cleaned up before he noticed.
Did they have a pet?

Blame it on the pet and know you established dominance in their domain.
 
Burn the shuffle board table. Buy a new pair of pants. Start drinking. Problem solved.
 
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