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[HerbertFish]

Commentary has no idea what to do

 

[Alucard]

Crowd is dead for two part timers. No shit.

The Cena effect.

 

[Technosteve]

can i go watch game of thrones? this match is terrible the announcers run out of things to say

 

[Aiii]

Lesnar can't give Taker a beating like he does normally, it's really stupid they're doing this match when you can't have Lesnar be Lesnar.

 

[Kusagari]

Seriously this sucks.

Only Punk or Sting could save this.

 

[kiguel182]

The match is slow as fuck and the commentary isn't helping.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

The announcers are acting like hes dead

 

[rvy]

"He looks very mortal, guys."

Well, gee. You think?

Fun Fact: The Mercedes-Benz Superdome has no rafters.

We still got helicopters, baby.

I believe.

 

[Officerrob]

This should have been Brock attacking Taker during his entrance or something and just beating the shit out of him for a while to distract everyone from how not good Taker looks. He even could have kept his duster on the whole time.

Yup, like I said, this needed to start like Cena/Lesnar. Taker should be busted open already

 

[HOMEBOY OVER HERE]

Not buying this at all.

 

[Credo]

Herb Dean would've called it right there

 

[toddhunter]

Suddenly HHH looking pretty good in his matches with the Undertaker.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

That's the first time Taker has moved in five minutes.

 

[Showaddy]

This aint good is it?

I thought Taker might actually pull it out the bag again.

 

[lovely ladies]

If Sting doesn't drop from the rafters, this was a waste of time.

Fuck, drop him into the ring right now... I wouldn't care if he was in his surfer face paint with bleached blond hair.

 

[The Incarnation]

King sounded more alive when he was having a heart attack.

 

[Courage]

Commentary has no idea what to do

I always get the impression Lawler dozes off and Cole nudges him to wake up and he blurts out something randomly.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Fun Fact: The Mercedes-Benz Superdome has no rafters.

 

[Nuklear]

Undertaker matches should be only as long as his ring entrances.

 

[Ronin]

Lesnar looks like he bathed in Crisco

 

[slightconfuse]

I think JBL feel asleep

 

[RyudBoy]

26th letter in the alphabet

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

These guys sound like sports announcers when a player has to be carted off the field. Some grim commentary.

 

[TheDrowningMan]

Hogan.

Hogan managed to convince creative that he should defeat 2002 HHH a month after Wrestlemania. Undertaker is 2-1 so Hogan will think he owes him a job. Therefore, he might actually be the greatest threat the streak has ever faced if he really wants it

 

[Gorillaz]

are they bored to talk about it or trying badly to selling this?

 

[Angry Grimace]

The crowd looks dead.

 

[MrPing1000]

Can Shawn Michaels get here quick?

 

[zychi]

I want to send her Persona 4. She needs to experience Persona 4.

she can buy it on her ps3 tuesday.

 

[Juicy Bob]

Remember when Wrestlemania used to have all these amusing backstage bits and cameo appearances and the like?

What happened to that?

 

[Spiderjericho]

Seriously this sucks.

Only Punk or Sting could save this.

Sting and Taker is going to be a terrible combination based on this match.

 

[Ithil]

Crowd are slowly waking up. I think the big near falls will get them.

 

[Aiii]

are they bored to talk about it or trying badly to selling this?

Nothing is happening, what would they possible be selling?

 

[MetatronM]

Commentary needs to drink some of that Mountain Dew on their desk. Wake the fuck up, guys.

 

[Y2Kev]

LOOK AT ALL THOSE BOOTS

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

This match fucking sucks.

Waste of Lesnar.

 

[rvy]

I wonder what Taker's pay-out for his yearly WM match is.

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Taker needs a time out to go back to his tanning casket

 

[kiguel182]

Yup, like I said, this needed to start like Cena/Lesnar. Taker should be busted open already

Iup, that should be the build on this match. Lesnar just man-handling Taker in the most horrible way possible.

But he would probably kill him if he did that. Taker looks so fragile.

 

[truly101]

I imagine the Sid/Taker WM match in 97 was a lot like this....with less poo

 

[Data West]

 

[Surge]

We want Sting chants need to start breaking out

 

[GazzaScotland]

Even Heyman screaming all sorts can't save this.

 

[Hasney]

AJs only marrying Punk to steal his tourbus now he's done.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Is this some kind of bizarro Wrestlemania? Instead of the Streak match being the only highlight, the rest of WM is good and the Streak match is boring?

After Taker helped salvage a number of past WM events I guess I can let this currently lacklustre outing off a bit.
Plus I doubted this match being interesting ever since it was first rumoured a few years back, Taker can still go to an extent but not in the hard hitting way that most modern Lesnar matches go.
Maybe it'll pick up the pace.

 

[Y2Kev]

Remember when Wrestlemania used to have all these amusing backstage bits and cameo appearances and the like?

What happened to that?

remember when wrestlemania had a Kid Rock concert in the middle of it

 

[Officerrob]

Suddenly HHH looking pretty good in his matches with the Undertaker.

Taker is several years older now, and is facing a guy who has to hold back the physicality

 

[HerbertFish]

Can Shawn Michaels get here quick?

Yeah i didn't think it was possible to appreciate hbks ring work more than I do but this is definitely doing it.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Kane vs. Lesnar would have been so much better than this.

 

[KissVibes]

This looks VERY bad. This match is so terrible it hurts, and Brock can't work like Punk can and get a good match out of Undertaker. Brock works best with someone better than him that he can lay into. Someone fast, better if they're smaller than he is, someone who can hit and move. Unless they're Henry who looks like a human tank.

Undertaker isn't any of that. He's an old, slow man.

And some of you motherfuckers want him to wrestle Sting, an even slower, older man.

 

[acrid]

this match so far