Me: I received a text message saying my pre-order for Virtue's Last Reward would be available this afternoon. Do you have them in?
GameStop worker: um, let me look.
*lots of rustling and heavy breathing*
GameStop Worker: Ah, you mean the new Virtual tennis!
Me: *facepalm* No *fake laugh* I mean Virtue's Last Reward.
GameStop Worker: Okay... Never heard of that one. Let me see...
*more rustling and heavy breathing*
GameStop Worker: ah, you mean this Zero Escape game!
Me: Yeah!
GameStop Worker: Nope, we sold out of that one.
Me: Wait, what!?
GameStop Worker: Er... I mean we probably won't receive them until tomorrow. It looks like you are the only one who even pre-ordered this game.
Me: .....thanks for the help.
GameStop Worker: no problem.