FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens
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Oh and I am here for bearded Loras.
Funky Papa
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He looks like a completely different person.
The power of beards.
The power of beards.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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I h8 mids
Ceallach
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Dude, I've been at work since March 25th....
Good morning, GAF. I hate facial hair. Kissing dudes with beards is so awful feeling, I hate it. I can't stand the feeling.
Funky Papa
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But mine is soft and nicely trimmed 
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Please kill me
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But then I'd have to try to get away with your murder and that is just too much hassle.
Nomadic Sparks
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Good morning, Internet party people!
Ceallach
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No way, then we'll have to sit through some kind of "Don't kill airmen" training.
Your Ava is perfection
Nomadic Sparks
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I'M gonna buy an old Crusader M60 tank and I'M gonna name "pay~nis" and i'M buy me a half track and i'M going to name it "MANTRAIN"
I'M going to wear flannel as I do this. /s
I'M going to wear flannel as I do this. /s
WhereAreMahDragonz
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That's what a quitter would say
Death by PowerPoint will be my final revenge
Yes, contribute to my praise kink
WhereAreMahDragonz
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I'm sitting in a van with a bunch of dudes and I'm pretty sure someone just farted
Smh
Smh
Funky Papa
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The only people worse than those who fart in vehicles (shout out to the bastard in the British Airways trip from the last week) are those who do it in the shower.
You Know Nothing
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You're the one who farted.
Don't lie.
Don't lie.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Girls don't poop or fart
Y'all obviously don't know shit about women
Y'all obviously don't know shit about women
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And y'all are naturally hairless too.
Funky Papa
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The true measure of love is being able to tolerate your SO's farts at night and still make them breakfast in the morning.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Obviously. We also wake up with our make up already applied. Your girl is lying to you if she says she needs time to get ready.
:lol
how gracious of them
Ya better be careful or the girl mafia is going to come and kill you dead for telling secrets.
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I've always said you know it's love when you can fart around each other without it being awkward.
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Apparently my office mate thinks we're in love
But it's still awkward for you. Therefore, not in love.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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The sun is rising this is so fucking weird
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Someone keep me awake I'm almost there
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:: makes shitpost ::
WhereAreMahDragonz
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The military basically pays me to shitpost
I'm gonna go ahead and say no.
You Know Nothing
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This thread 75% of the time:
WhereAreMahDragonz
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I'm gonna pass the FUCK out when I get home
You Know Nothing
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Now you know Em's pain.
I've known it for years. Been in a cushy office recently though
WhereAreMahDragonz
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What I wouldn't give
Halcyon
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I also want to fuck.
What's up everyone. How were your weekends. Mine was pretty re-energizing.
I took a ton of pictures and video of my daughter and of my wife's new pilates equipment at her studio but I was using my shitty camera in my phone. It really makes me want to upgrade to something top of the line.
Someone give me 600 dollars.
What's up everyone. How were your weekends. Mine was pretty re-energizing.
I took a ton of pictures and video of my daughter and of my wife's new pilates equipment at her studio but I was using my shitty camera in my phone. It really makes me want to upgrade to something top of the line.
Someone give me 600 dollars.
I got mine from a guy who got fired so they're 2 sizes too big and they're really banged up and look sorta like crappy tennis shoesI have to wear steel toed boots for work purposes but also have to wear decent looking shoes for presentation purposes. Steel-toed boots are not stylish at all.
I'd give you 600 dollars but I want it. What do you have now that makes the camera so shitty? There are some really cheap phones with nice specs and cameras you can get these days.
My weekend was rather boring. My son stayed at a friends house Saturday night so I was able to finish Bayonetta 2 finally. Went to the outlet mall and got some new running shoes for the new season. Ate like garbage but avoided carbs so I'll be alright.
I have 7 jalapenos in my fridge that I need to make into bacon-poppers. I can't until tomorrow though so I'm really looking forward to Tuesday night when I can gorge on them.
Wut? They have hand-me-down shoes there?
Is this a temporary steel-toed day?
Halcyon
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I have a first generation moto g. It's just really bad at everything.
Ya wow, any upgrade would be quite the leap for you:
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/boost-m...=8575135&loc=0&id=1219680873136&skuId=7588018
That one is 100 dollars and would be a decent upgrade of the camera.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
I wear standard Bates durashocks, 9 inch steel toed boots. They fit well and are pretty comfy.
AF have those weirdo sage boots. I miss my last command though, we were Type II(desert) and Type III NWUs(woodland) instead of Type I(aquaflage), so I had desert boots, a comfy ass pair of Converse workboots that were awesome. I hate black boots, mainly because I hate shining boots.
AF have those weirdo sage boots. I miss my last command though, we were Type II(desert) and Type III NWUs(woodland) instead of Type I(aquaflage), so I had desert boots, a comfy ass pair of Converse workboots that were awesome. I hate black boots, mainly because I hate shining boots.
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