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[You Know Nothing]

I can name a bunch of action stars with ponytails. Mullets, even. Can you do the same about manbuns? No, because they fucking suck.

Are you tacitly defending mullets here?

Because yikes. Man buns are better than ponytails in every fucking way.

 

[Jobbs]

The take away is don't get chicks' names tattooed on you unless it's your mom or daughter (or nieces) or whatever =)

 

[Deleted member 518153]

nah, I only got that one because I hated having my ex's name on me, and I only got that one because I was afraid my ex was cheating on me and I thought maybe that would make her stop.

Oh I hope Batman keeps a vigilant eye on you

 

[marrec]

Chicks w/ tattoos are hot

end statement

 

[Halcyon]

The take away is don't get chicks' names tattooed on you unless it's your mom or daughter (or nieces) or whatever =)

I specifically got that first one small-ish and in black so I could cover it up if need be. I was only being semi-daft about it.

Oh I hope Batman keeps a vigilant eye on you

He's been looking over my shoulder ever since.

 

[Granadier]

Chicks w/ tattoos are hot

end statement

This is my weakness.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I know this is weird but I'm proud of myself so fuck it

I've been working out a lot and I'm pretty proud of how big my traps are compared to what they were. I need to work on abs but my back (obviously not pictured) is clearly defined and even has those really muscular dimples.

its a super long way from where I was this time last year. Thanks Air Force.

 

[trab pu kcip]

What do you have?

A ducky and a kitty

this is correct. and some chains on my wrist actually.

unfortunately I don't have a pic of the duck right now

My plan succeeded.



Share!!



Huge improvement IMO. Artistically nerdy tattoos are great. My good friend has a half sleeve of Galdalf fighting the Balrog. Eventually I'll get some art myself.

I will!

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Yeah, I live in CT and I never hear the word pop used to refer to soda. In fact, you'd get weird looks if you used it.

 

[FloatOn]

:: passes out from the hotties in this thread ::

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

this is correct. and some chains on my wrist actually.

unfortunately I don't have a pic of the duck right now

I will!

Omg I'm honestly weak rn

 

[You Know Nothing]

I know this is weird but I'm proud of myself so fuck it

I've been working out a lot and I'm pretty proud of how big my traps are. I need to work on abs but my back (obviously not pictured) is clearly defined and even has those really muscular dimples.

its a super long way from where I was this time last year. Thanks Air Force.

Stop posting your bare flesh, harlot!

 

[Deleted member 518153]

Are those brown or green eyes?

Jesus, trab. If was I girl I would definitely be envious of your looks

Spoiler

I am anyways :/

 

[trab pu kcip]

Are those brown or green eyes?

Jesus, trab. If was I girl I would definitely be envious of your looks

Spoiler

I am anyways :/

haha thanks <3 still need to get as swole as dragonz thogh. I swear I'm as fit as a sack of potatoes right now. not even lying.

 

[Halcyon]

I know this is weird but I'm proud of myself so fuck it

I've been working out a lot and I'm pretty proud of how big my traps are compared to what they were. I need to work on abs but my back (obviously not pictured) is clearly defined and even has those really muscular dimples.



its a super long way from where I was this time last year. Thanks Air Force.

/shrug




Get it.








Because shrugs develop traps.





....

 

[Deleted member 518153]

haha thanks <3 still need to get as swole as dragonz thogh. I swear I'm as fit as a sack of potatoes right now. not even lying.

Doesn't matter. We'll carry you from now on. A goddess shouldn't walk the same soil as mortals

 

[Misha]

@Jobbs
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1211889

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Stop posting your bare flesh, harlot!

Make me

 

[You Know Nothing]

Make me

Remember your nose pic and the one of your thumb being all weird?

lmao

 

[SolVanderlyn]

My calves are super swole right now. But leg day is all I ever do (running, lol) so nothing else is.

I enjoy being a weakling. Someday a strong woman will come to protect me.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

haha thanks <3 still need to get as swole as dragonz thogh. I swear I'm as fit as a sack of potatoes right now. not even lying.

ill help you ( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

 

[trab pu kcip]

Doesn't matter. We'll carry you from now on. A goddess shouldn't walk the same soil as mortals

I can't affort to miss all those leg days!

ill help you ( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

 

[marrec]

@Jobbs
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1211889

Yea my twitter chatter is full of Ghost Song right now

It's kind of surreal but I have to keep remembering that Jobbs isn't just a successful shitposter in FakeGAF lol

 

[Halcyon]

My calves are super swole right now. But leg day is all I ever do (running, lol) so nothing else is.

I enjoy being a weakling. Someday a strong woman will come to protect me.

I gave myself a dirty diaper flexing for this.

 

[Jobbs]

Not posting my body again but you'll just have to trust me that it's like soooo amazing and I have traps for days.

@Jobbs
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1211889

oh nice. <3 thanks misha for the heads up!

 

[Professor Beef]

Dragonz being that good looking just makes me wish I weren't ugg

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Good Jobbs

Hahahaha

Spoiler

No really, good job though, congrats

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Remember your nose pic and the one of your thumb being all weird?

lmao

you mean this?

 

[You Know Nothing]

you mean this?

YES.

That hurts to look at.

 

[Granadier]

Trab, you're gorgeous. What inspired the flower cat?

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Hal, your traps could wrangle a bear.

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Sol, calves are one area I really need to work on. The rest of my body is improving, but my calves have stayed lame.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

YES.

That hurts to look at.

What can I say, I have very flexible fingers ( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

 

[zeemumu]

you mean this?

That looks awesome. I can't do that but I can make my fingers naturally bend backwards. I'll take a picture of it later.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Trab, you're gorgeous. What inspired the flower cat?

---

Hal, your traps could wrangle a bear.

---

Sol, calves are one area I really need to work on. The rest of my body is improving, but my calves have stayed lame.

actually my fav album cover. but it accidentally ended up looking like my cat that had passed a couple of weeks earlier (that my tattoo artist never saw before) kinda funny

 

[Symphonia]

What can I say, I have very flexible fingers ( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

Queeeeeeeeeen.

 

[You Know Nothing]

My brother can lift his legs up behind his head so easily.

This gift should have been mine.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I have hobbit feet. I have to shave them.

Smh

 

[You Know Nothing]

I have some hair on my big toes and that's it.

 

[Granadier]

actually my fav album cover. but it accidentally ended up looking like my cat that had passed a couple of weeks earlier (that my tattoo artist never saw before) kinda funny

This is kinda what I love about tattoos. Most of the time they have a story behind them as to why that particular design is chosen, etc.

Unless it's just a tribal shoulder tat. Then it was the choice of, "I'm a douche and would like everyone to know that.". Hmm, I guess that's technically a story behind it.
¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[Professor Beef]

Most of my hair growth is on my head. I have to get a haircut so damn often.

 

[zeemumu]

I have some hair on my big toes and that's it.

My feet are massive. It's why I can't buy cool shoes. Nice non-sports size 15+ shoes are hard to find.

 

[You Know Nothing]

My feet are massive. It's why I can't buy cool shoes. Nice non-sports size 15+ shoes are hard to find.

Jesus.

I'm a 13. So finding my size is just barely manageable.

 

[MutFox]

I'm not very hairy due to my Asian half.
Though I have some hair due to my Latin half.

The hair on my head is Asian thickness.


On another note, happy bday Windam!
For today, you're not Windumb.

 

[Deleted member 518153]

I gave myself a dirty diaper flexing for this.

Take me, daddy

My brother can lift his legs up behind his head so easily.

This gift should have been mine.

Like you mean without using his hands to bend them a little bit? I can do the same but I need my hands for that

 

[Jobbs]

Also size 13 feet, but I'm 6'2" so it makes sense

 

[Vazra]

haha thanks <3 still need to get as swole as dragonz thogh. I swear I'm as fit as a sack of potatoes right now. not even lying.

Potatoes are delicious tho.

EDIT: Body pics now on FakeGAF? Don't be jealous.

 

[zeemumu]

Jesus.

I'm a 13. So finding my size is just barely manageable.

I haven't been size 13 since I was around 8 or 9. "Act your age, not your shoe size" couldn't apply to me until about 7 years ago

 

[trab pu kcip]

Potatoes are delicious tho.

this is true

 

[Halcyon]

My feet are only size 12

I have always been a little self conscious about it. Like my feet aren't very long. They're thick though. In the heel.

 

[Granadier]

Size 12 feet aren't small :/

Spoiler

has size 12 feet

 

[zeemumu]

They're a pain in the ass for walking and jumping fences, but great for swimming. I keep my legs together and dolphin kick.