So I just went on my girlfriends ipad....

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NastyBook said:
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lmao
 
Why do people keep talking about 'proof' when the only person that could possibly want to see proof is the person that already saw it? Like someone said it's not like you are going to breakup on Judge Judy. Though if you did I think you could pocket a cool $5,000...
 
aBarreras said:
ok. you are a friend of theirs.

he says, he was looking at someonese else dick and talking about what she wanted to do to that dick.

and she says, no i wasnt.

who do you believe?
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the person that i trust, obviously. and even if i didn't know exactly who was telling the truth, then who gives a shit? i don't need dirty laundry to decide who i want to be friends with.
 
CREMSteve said:
Not going through 1600+ posts, can I please get a summary of what's gone down?
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OP had day off
OP's GF left her iPad at home
OP used iPad to browse (GF lets him use it)
OP opened up iPad to see a raunchy conversation with some dude and his GF leading up to her receiving a dick pick

1600+ posts of great "level headed" advice.
OP and GF share an apartment
OP decides to wait till tomorrow to confront the GF until after he gets more details on how to get out of the lease.

GF comes home

OP pulls a Lerooooooy Jenkiiiins and posts this:
OCD Guy said:
Ok my plan went out the window.

She grabs the ipad and then sits down. I'm on another chair on the laptop.

I manage 5 minutes of tongue biting before I come out with "Fancy seeing some more pictures of people's dicks"

She looks at me sheepishly, and responds with a "What?!, what are you talking about?"

But you know when you know someone is lying by the way they talk, their body language etc, and they know you know.

"I saw your conversation last night"

"What conversation?"

"Please Sarah stop this, you've been talking to guys behind my back"

"OH MY GOD, WHAT IS YOUR FUCKIN PROBLEM"

and leaves the room (ipad in hand) and slams the door in the bathroom.

And here I am like a fucking idiot sitting here typing my problems on a forum, with my head in my hands.
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OP, I've drawn you a new avatar.
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i3allistic said:
pic of your gf or soon to be ex-gf ....need proof
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There's pictures of her (and me) on these forums.

I'm surprised detective gaf hasn't already found them on here http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1072682

And found my oled and photoshopped a dick on it http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164196907&postcount=816

Ok well I was trying to talk to her through the locked bathroom door, she was ignoring me, she came out of the bathroom pushed me out of the way told me to "leave her alone" and has gone out.

So not much I can really do at this stage. Why is it that I now feel like I've done something wrong.

She obviously needs time to come up with a story. But if I was innocent I'd explain it.

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Damn this thread moved fast! Only read through the summary; lol @ "Fancy some dicks" seriously? What post # is that I want to see it for myself.
 
I was going to do some work this evening. Came across this thread which I found fairly interesting so I ended up refreshing it every 15 minutes or whatnot. Until 'Fancy looking at some dicks'. Now I just can't stop refreshing this thread. I need an update!

Though I do feel for you OP. I've been a fairly similar situation with sexting and whatnot which has been absolutely horrifying situation. Though that had one up side to it. The other guy did have a girlfriend. Whom I contacted and sent the images he had sent. The fallout of that ended up giving me some of the most pleasure I've ever experienced.
 
Fancy some more Dicks lololololol

OP youre a hump day hero. Imma get nothing done today and I owe it all to you.

Dick shaped cookies :-D

I <3 you beautiful sinners.
 
Honestly dude, you should ignore basically all the advice in here that comes off with "having a plan" and just talk to her honestly. Tell her what happened, what you saw, and ask her to explain yourself. Be an adult about it.
 
OCD Guy said:
There's pictures of her (and me) on these forums.

I'm surprised detective gaf hasn't already found them on here http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1072682

And found my oled and photoshopped a dick on it http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164196907&postcount=816

Ok well I was trying to talk to her through the locked bathroom door, she was ignoring me, she came out of the bathroom pushed me out of the way told me to "leave her alone" and has gone out.

So not much I can really do at this stage. Why is it that I now feel like I've done something wrong.

She obviously needs time to come up with a story. But if I was innocent I'd explain it.

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GGWP
 
OCD Guy said:
There's pictures of her (and me) on these forums.

I'm surprised detective gaf hasn't already found them on here http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1072682

And found my oled and photoshopped a dick on it http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164196907&postcount=816

Ok well I was trying to talk to her through the locked bathroom door, she was ignoring me, she came out of the bathroom pushed me out of the way told me to "leave her alone" and has gone out.

So not much I can really do at this stage. Why is it that I now feel like I've done something wrong.

She obviously needs time to come up with a story. But if I was innocent I'd explain it.

Nothing more said
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She was going to do this to you. A few of us warned you. But it's really not your fault.
 
OCD Guy said:
There's pictures of her (and me) on these forums.

I'm surprised detective gaf hasn't already found them on here http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1072682

And found my oled and photoshopped a dick on it http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164196907&postcount=816

Ok well I was trying to talk to her through the locked bathroom door, she was ignoring me, she came out of the bathroom pushed me out of the way told me to "leave her alone" and has gone out.

So not much I can really do at this stage. Why is it that I now feel like I've done something wrong.

She obviously needs time to come up with a story. But if I was innocent I'd explain it.

Nothing more said
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Get ready, she's calling for back up. She ain't coming back alone
 
OCD Guy said:
There's pictures of her (and me) on these forums.

I'm surprised detective gaf hasn't already found them on here http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1072682

And found my oled and photoshopped a dick on it http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164196907&postcount=816

Ok well I was trying to talk to her through the locked bathroom door, she was ignoring me, she came out of the bathroom pushed me out of the way told me to "leave her alone" and has gone out.

So not much I can really do at this stage. Why is it that I now feel like I've done something wrong.

She obviously needs time to come up with a story. But if I was innocent I'd explain it.

Nothing more said
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Wow bro she's acting kind of like a dick. It takes balls to act like this after being found out.
 
OCD Guy said:
There's pictures of her (and me) on these forums.

I'm surprised detective gaf hasn't already found them on here http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1072682

And found my oled and photoshopped a dick on it http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164196907&postcount=816

Ok well I was trying to talk to her through the locked bathroom door, she was ignoring me, she came out of the bathroom pushed me out of the way told me to "leave her alone" and has gone out.

So not much I can really do at this stage. Why is it that I now feel like I've done something wrong.

She obviously needs time to come up with a story. But if I was innocent I'd explain it.

Nothing more said
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Don't give in to temptation if she does give you a story. You also didn't do anything wrong.
 
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