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i think legalizing hookers would make men happier

that shit would put Prozac and dating apps out of business forever

you'll walk into a bar and everyone would raise their mug and it would be cheerful as fuck

men would be more stress free and productive

I even think it would make a man more attractive overall
 
Single men. Yeah sure. Also Think of the taxes the governments could get from this ?

married men it would make life a lot worse hahahahah
 
Single men. Yeah sure. Also Think of the taxes the governments could get from this ?

married men it would make life a lot worse hahahahah
Man that shit is just straight fucked. It's just fucked.

Idk, being married is kinda like being vegan. You know you shouldn't eat meat but that drive is there and you gotta constantly justify why you shouldn't eat it, til fuckin death do you part.

OH BABYYY 🤑😍💞
 
I agree with this. It's crazy how backwards USA is in some aspects. In many European countries (including in mine) it is legal and regulated.
 
Single men. Yeah sure. Also Think of the taxes the governments could get from this ?

married men it would make life a lot worse hahahahah

Honestly I think less men would get married.

To some men the allure of a lifetime of guaranteed poontang is too strong.

Then they get married and reality hits.
 
Honestly I think less men would get married.

To some men the allure of a lifetime of guaranteed poontang is too strong.

Then they get married and reality hits.

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Maybe, I don't know. The times I've taken advantage didn't leave me feeling great afterward.

It was like renting a Lamborghini and then coming back home to my 88 Ford Taurus.

That said, any time you can actually sit down and have a long conversation with a prostitute, do it. They have some fascinating stories to tell.
 
I propose instead keeping it illegal and increasing the penalty for prostitution, pimping, and adultery to death by firing squad.

Also, porn should be outlawed. Being involved in the commercial scale production of pornography should also be punished with death. Smaller scale things, of course, would not be punished by death. For example, a man who makes a video with his wife and fails to properly keep it private should be fined heavily or jailed. Mere consumption of pornography would just be punished with fines. Government regulation of ISPs would be the main way to crack down on this scum.

I hate so much the claim in this thread that somehow legal prostitution would make us happier. We already live in a degenerate society, how happy are we? Pornography and prostitution are widely available now. Does that make us happy? If you think that sex with some disease ridden whore who has fucked 10000 other guys is going to fulfill you, what the fuck is wrong with you? You need help.
 
I propose instead keeping it illegal and increasing the penalty for prostitution, pimping, and adultery to death by firing squad.

Also, porn should be outlawed. Being involved in the commercial scale production of pornography should also be punished with death. Smaller scale things, of course, would not be punished by death. For example, a man who makes a video with his wife and fails to properly keep it private should be fined heavily or jailed. Mere consumption of pornography would just be punished with fines. Government regulation of ISPs would be the main way to crack down on this scum.

I hate so much the claim in this thread that somehow legal prostitution would make us happier. We already live in a degenerate society, how happy are we? Pornography and prostitution are widely available now. Does that make us happy? If you think that sex with some disease ridden whore who has fucked 10000 other guys is going to fulfill you, what the fuck is wrong with you? You need help.

This posting exists. Wow.
 
My gripe with prostitution is all the messy stuff surrounding it; drug abuse, alcohol abuse, mental illness, physical abuse, trafficking, smuggling, petty theft, fraud etc. For all the chicks blowing some guy to pay for their philosophy degree, there's some fucked up chick blowing an equally fucked up dude just so that she jab a needle into her leg with her mouth because both her arms had to be amputated from all the abscesses.
 
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I propose instead keeping it illegal and increasing the penalty for prostitution, pimping, and adultery to death by firing squad.

Also, porn should be outlawed. Being involved in the commercial scale production of pornography should also be punished with death. Smaller scale things, of course, would not be punished by death. For example, a man who makes a video with his wife and fails to properly keep it private should be fined heavily or jailed. Mere consumption of pornography would just be punished with fines. Government regulation of ISPs would be the main way to crack down on this scum.

I hate so much the claim in this thread that somehow legal prostitution would make us happier. We already live in a degenerate society, how happy are we? Pornography and prostitution are widely available now. Does that make us happy? If you think that sex with some disease ridden whore who has fucked 10000 other guys is going to fulfill you, what the fuck is wrong with you? You need help.

As really fucking ridiculously extreme as this is (and seriously dude, fucking hell), it is correct that we're already living in one this most sexually open, promiscuous, hedonistic and non traditionally family oriented eras in all of human history, and we are increasingly bloody miserable, isolated and mentally ill.

What's more, when you look back at other eras that became as decadent and 'sexually liberated', it inevitably proceeded societal collapse and the death throes of major civilisations.

I'm not sure 'Hookers for all!' would be as beneficial as some might think basically.
 
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The missus had something to say about this. If this becomes legit work, then what happens if some lass is down the job center and they say "Well Mrs Jones, you've been out of work for a while and we'll have to stop your benifits unless you take the next job that comes along..."

"OK i guess that's fine, what do you have?..."

"Whore?"
 
I propose instead keeping it illegal and increasing the penalty for prostitution, pimping, and adultery to death by firing squad.

Also, porn should be outlawed. Being involved in the commercial scale production of pornography should also be punished with death. Smaller scale things, of course, would not be punished by death. For example, a man who makes a video with his wife and fails to properly keep it private should be fined heavily or jailed. Mere consumption of pornography would just be punished with fines. Government regulation of ISPs would be the main way to crack down on this scum.

I hate so much the claim in this thread that somehow legal prostitution would make us happier. We already live in a degenerate society, how happy are we? Pornography and prostitution are widely available now. Does that make us happy? If you think that sex with some disease ridden whore who has fucked 10000 other guys is going to fulfill you, what the fuck is wrong with you? You need help.
Lol
 
The missus had something to say about this. If this becomes legit work, then what happens if some lass is down the job center and they say "Well Mrs Jones, you've been out of work for a while and we'll have to stop your benifits unless you take the next job that comes along..."

"OK i guess that's fine, what do you have?..."

"Whore?"

You can already legally do porn, and the job center isn't going to advise that.
 
As really fucking ridiculously extreme as this is (and seriously dude, fucking hell), it is correct that we're already living in one this most sexually open, promiscuous, hedonistic and non traditionally family oriented eras in all of human history, and we are increasingly bloody miserable, isolated and mentally ill.

What's more, when you look back at other eras that became as decadent and 'sexually liberated', it inevitably proceeded societal collapse and the death throes of major civilisations.

I'm not sure 'Hookers for all!' would be as beneficial as some might think basically.
This is dumb, too. People really forget ancient Rome and Greece don't they? Public orgies, hell sexual holidays with fucking in the streets. We're fucking Puritans now and it sucks
 
We already live in a degenerate society, how happy are we? Pornography and prostitution are widely available now.

You're right of course, but you can't get porn addled brains to admit that their drug could be in any way harmful, and the culture has done it's best to erase the shame inherent to the act of gratifying yourself alone in a room while staring at other people be "intimate" with each other.

We're fucking Puritans now and it sucks

lol dude anybody with a device that connects to the internet, including children, has instant access to the hardest core pornography they can imagine, yeah we're such puritans over here these days. When I was in high school late 90's, it was a bitch to even procure a porn magazine for yourself, by which I mean basic ass shit like Playboy - your precious tubes sites offer up every kind of degeneracy under the sun, no age verification required! This culture is fuuuucked and is happily jerking itself all the way to the end.
 
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Heck no. If anything we need to keep sexually promiscuous activity in check. Prostitution and porn treat women as objects and make sex about instant gratification, they are not healthy activities. It also can lead to the break down of the family when you have men having sex with multiple women. Children will certainly be born from this. Wives will feel not good enough for their husbands. It's bad for the family.
 
This is dumb, too. People really forget ancient Rome and Greece don't they? Public orgies, hell sexual holidays with fucking in the streets. We're fucking Puritans now and it sucks
Yeah, stuff like that is exactly what I was referencing in regards to this happening before.

Moreover, the actual promiscuity of most of those times is massively overstated, not that it didn't happen at certain points in those empires history.

There were shifts in power, faith and cultural norms several times over in both the greek and roman empires, and there were just as many times such behaviour would get you crucified instead of celebrated, but most often you'd simply be publically shamed.

The really decadent stuff was usually coinciding with a decline in power, social cohesion, military might, foreign influence and prosperity, as well ad before regime changes, invasions or the incredibly violent birth of modern christianity, that saw a very grisly end to those publically giving into their carnal desires.

I mean, there are many reasons this stuff DID happen in the past, and didn't ever last.
 
I propose instead keeping it illegal and increasing the penalty for prostitution, pimping, and adultery to death by firing squad.

Also, porn should be outlawed. Being involved in the commercial scale production of pornography should also be punished with death. Smaller scale things, of course, would not be punished by death. For example, a man who makes a video with his wife and fails to properly keep it private should be fined heavily or jailed. Mere consumption of pornography would just be punished with fines. Government regulation of ISPs would be the main way to crack down on this scum.

I hate so much the claim in this thread that somehow legal prostitution would make us happier. We already live in a degenerate society, how happy are we? Pornography and prostitution are widely available now. Does that make us happy? If you think that sex with some disease ridden whore who has fucked 10000 other guys is going to fulfill you, what the fuck is wrong with you? You need help.


Just go and join the Taliban or move to Iran with that thinking!

Firing squad? WOW! You're messed up!
 
We are sexual beings. Am I the only one who finds it absurd that government attempts to regulate any aspect of that fundamental part of being human? (aside from non-mutual consent / interactions)

And perhaps more absurd is that many just accept it as normal. "Yeah, Uncle Sam says I can't pay this lady for sex. She wants the money and I want to nut. We're both in agreement on the deal. I guess government knows best though." LOL

Let freedom ring.

*Disclaimer - I've never personally used a sex worker. But that doesn't negate the oppression of freedoms for those who wish to participate in such behavior - on either side of the transaction.
 
Have any of you checked out "the girlfriend experience", tv show? The first season is pretty good.

As a mild germaphobe, the whole pro-deal, is a hard pass from me, dog.
 
It would probably fix a lot of the imbalance between the sexes when it comes to sexual power. I'm all for legalization. Take the pussy off the pedestal.
 
there's a way you can test your theory. they are legal in Las Vegas and parts of Nevada. surely if Nevada was the land of happy men we would have all heard about it by now.
 
there's a way you can test your theory. they are legal in Las Vegas and parts of Nevada. surely if Nevada was the land of happy men we would have all heard about it by now.

They are illegal in Vegas actually. Due to scarcity, the prices are also far higher than they should be. Germany or Mexico would be a better example.

A guy living in San Diego tho can have the time of his life down in Zona Norte. Best Chinese place in the country down there ;)
 
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It would probably fix a lot of the imbalance between the sexes when it comes to sexual power. I'm all for legalization. Take the pussy off the pedestal.
The current western world is already balanced far more heavily in mens favour when it comes to sex than most media wants to admit.

Hook up culture, dating apps, less pressure to marry and more career focused women have all created an environment where long term relationships/functioning marriages and families are the exception, rather than the rule, with most people having multiple partners in their lives, and casual sex simply for fun is the norm.

Every single statistic and survey on the matter has shown that men are far happier with this than women are.

There are the incels, sure, but their failure is no where near enough to counterbalance the overwhelmong majority of guys being far happier with how easy and commitment free getting sex is for most guys these days, or how bloody miserable it's making women.
 
I propose instead keeping it illegal and increasing the penalty for prostitution, pimping, and adultery to death by firing squad.

Also, porn should be outlawed. Being involved in the commercial scale production of pornography should also be punished with death. Smaller scale things, of course, would not be punished by death. For example, a man who makes a video with his wife and fails to properly keep it private should be fined heavily or jailed. Mere consumption of pornography would just be punished with fines. Government regulation of ISPs would be the main way to crack down on this scum.

I hate so much the claim in this thread that somehow legal prostitution would make us happier. We already live in a degenerate society, how happy are we? Pornography and prostitution are widely available now. Does that make us happy? If you think that sex with some disease ridden whore who has fucked 10000 other guys is going to fulfill you, what the fuck is wrong with you? You need help.
Go ask the Catholic Church how creating an infrastructure that represses sexual desire works out. I'm not for an anything goes hedonistic society, but sexual desire is a real and natural impulse, and you can only restrain it so much without negative impact.
 
I mean, there are many reasons this stuff DID happen in the past, and didn't ever last.

Taking Ancient Greece and Rome, you have at 1000 years. That is 1000 years of sex slaves, with no age limits.

I am not saying that all Greece and Rome was bad, in fact, I am generally a staunch defender. Nonetheless, 1000 years... William the Conquerer hadn't even conquered England 1000 years ago.

I am not saying you are totally wrong, but just trying to say a bit more nuance is necessary. The word decadent can be quite slippery.
 
The current western world is already balanced far more heavily in mens favour when it comes to sex than most media wants to admit.

Hook up culture, dating apps, less pressure to marry and more career focused women have all created an environment where long term relationships/functioning marriages and families are the exception, rather than the rule, with most people having multiple partners in their lives, and casual sex simply for fun is the norm.

Every single statistic and survey on the matter has shown that men are far happier with this than women are.

There are the incels, sure, but their failure is no where near enough to counterbalance the overwhelmong majority of guys being far happier with how easy and commitment free getting sex is for most guys these days, or how bloody miserable it's making women.

It may be like that if you are in your 20s, but women near my age (late 30s) either are looking to settle down or have have baggage from previous relationships that I don't want to deal with. I'm not gonna pick up some other guy's save game.

It's like buying a car. I buy new so I get the options I want. When buying used you are stuck with whatever the dealer has.
 
Go ask the Catholic Church how creating an infrastructure that represses sexual desire works out. I'm not for an anything goes hedonistic society, but sexual desire is a real and natural impulse, and you can only restrain it so much without negative impact.
Nuance. Do Catholic countries have low birth rates? No. The Catholic Church tries to channel sexual desire into a healthy relationship. Obviously they have failed to a great extent, but they have succeeded more than we give them credit for: they ended pederastry, as well as sex slavery in ancient Rome.

Our society tries so hard to unrepress sexual desire, and yet there are studies that show that people are actually having less sex than in the past.

I am not trying to defend the Catholic church of everything, but I hate to see this knee jerk propaganda. Honestly, a few scandals break, and the crimes of Catholic priests will just beside other statistics. I saw a story a few months ago about hundreds of Nigerian men and boys chained to a floor in an Islamic reform instituation https://www.reuters.com/article/us-...f-boys-found-chained-in-nigeria-idUSKBN1WC0ZG .

Of course there is sexual abuse happening in Islamic institutions, as well as Hindu, Bahai, Jewish, and Buddhist. In South East Asia, a lot of the monks have smart phones. Not to put words in your mouth, but rhetorically speaking, is it not remotely possible that a group of men and teenage boys, the monks, with free access to unlimited pornography, are not going to get a little bit curious, and that some of them are going to take that curiosity a bit too far?
 
Just come to Germany, prostitution is legal here.

Or Poland. There are some sites with girls publishing their offers, you just look for location, check pictures, phone number (it is visible), call the girl and set up http://www.roksa.pl/pl/anonse/wszystkie/

I used this and it's great :) Some girls work solo and some are obviously part of bigger business but women I met were working voluntary and quite happy about their "jobs".
 
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I propose instead keeping it illegal and increasing the penalty for prostitution, pimping, and adultery to death by firing squad.

Also, porn should be outlawed. Being involved in the commercial scale production of pornography should also be punished with death. Smaller scale things, of course, would not be punished by death. For example, a man who makes a video with his wife and fails to properly keep it private should be fined heavily or jailed. Mere consumption of pornography would just be punished with fines. Government regulation of ISPs would be the main way to crack down on this scum.

I hate so much the claim in this thread that somehow legal prostitution would make us happier. We already live in a degenerate society, how happy are we? Pornography and prostitution are widely available now. Does that make us happy? If you think that sex with some disease ridden whore who has fucked 10000 other guys is going to fulfill you, what the fuck is wrong with you? You need help.

Have you considered moving to Saudi Arabia?
 
that shit would put Prozac and dating apps out of business forever

you'll walk into a bar and everyone would raise their mug and it would be cheerful as fuck

men would be more stress free and productive

I even think it would make a man more attractive overall
I disagree. It just isn't normal or healthy to pay for sex.
 
Probably not a good idea. It's better 4 society in the long run 2 learn how to control their desires and abstain. But if u see a chick in the wild and ur able to seduce her then of course bang. But don't pay 4 sh!t. Probably better for men to learn seduction and how to get chicks in the mood paying is cheating. It's like playing a game on super easy mode no one feels fulfilled/satisfied at the end.
 
I totally agree.
I would also make those internet stream thots bancrupt. And that's a good thing.
Men would be happier, women would be forced to be more normal because men wouldn't be thirsty for vag anymore, cuz they can get it anytime they want, and even the government would see profits.
It only needs to be done in a standardized way, where there's regular health checkups for the workers, mandatory use of condoms and safe establishments.
 
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Of course it should be legal.

Not only for all of the reasons listed above but also because the government should have zero fucking right to tell you what to do with your body so long as you aren't harming others.
 
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