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‘Most boring game in the world’ ends at 5-2

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MILTON, Vt. - Hard to imagine a 3-pointer in the second quarter of a high school boy’s basketball game would turn out to be the winning basket — unless it’s one of only three made in the entire game.

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That basket, along with an earlier field goal, was all Bellows Free Academy-Fairfax needed to beat Milton on Wednesday night. The final score: 5-2.

To the teams’ credit, the score was the result of an apparently deliberate stalling strategy.

It could not immediately be determined if the score was a state or national record low, but the contest certainly attracted attention.

“We’ve been talking about it all morning over here,” said Bob Johnson, the director of student activities for the Vermont Principals’ Association, which governs high school sports.

“It had to have been one of the most boring games in the world,” he said.

The scoring was kept way down on purpose, a strategy made possible by the fact that Vermont high schools don’t use a shot clock. No player went to the free-throw line as Milton committed five fouls and BFA had one.

BFA took a 5-0 lead and neither team scored in the second half.

“It was the ultimate deliberate stalemate,” Milton coach Jim Smith said. “They didn’t come out after us and we didn’t go in against them.”

Smith said the slowdown was implemented because BFA (7-4) has a strong scoring presence, while Milton (2-8) does not. The Milton players believed their best chance to be competitive was to just hold onto the ball.

The strategy almost worked.

“We had a shot go off the rim that would have tied it,” Smith said. “We were one possession away to tie the game. We have not been in that position for quite some time.”

Alex Weber’s basket gave BFA a 2-0 lead in the first quarter. Shadoe Adams’ 3-pointer made it 5-0 at the start of the second quarter. Brian Phelps scored later in the period and Milton trailed 5-2 at halftime.

“I’ve never had a player hit a game-winner in the second quarter before,” BFA-Fairfax coach Glen Button Jr. said.

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Archaix

Drunky McMurder
Am I the only one that would have punched the coach in the scrot after about three minutes of this bullshit?
 

calder

Member
:lol So terrible, and yet somehow almost admirable. Like a younger cousin who sucks at Madden so when he plays you he tries the same glitch exploit every down and refuses to stop, you do have to respect the dedication to cheesing out a W no matter how lame.

I'm just surprised someone on the 'better' team didn't snap and clothesline some fool out of frustration. In my hick hometown jr high our varsity team got into a good sized brawl with the other team in the parking lot for a LOT less than that. :lol
 
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