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[Zeus Molecules]

Gasol for Amare + Shumpert, would Knicks say no?

you'll take amare and only amare and ironically enough you'll like it. All hate for his aside he the PF your team deserves (if he stays healthy) even if the majority of fans don't want him.

Leave shump out of this... laker fans and their rape fantasy.... then again laker players and their rape fantasies is a thing too... so who can blame ya'll

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Axl?

He never left. Unfortunately.

 

[h3ro]

i bet you would do that h3ro

beer > dy's girl

 

[Nori Chan]

amare for kobe.

melo for kobe

 

[Adam Blade]

beer > dy's girl

I knew you were racist against pregnant white chicks.

 

[h3ro]

melo for kobe

We don't want anything off your yellow and purple garbage roster.

You guys should pick up talisay from waivers tho. Great replacement and no drop off in quality of posts from puddles.

 

[SoulPlaya]

He never left. Unfortunately.

Hush! I liked Chinese Democracy.

 

[Nori Chan]

We don't want anything off your yellow and purple garbage roster.

You guys should pick up talisay from waivers tho. Great replacement and no drop off in quality of posts from puddles.

And this is why I avoided playing Borderlands with you

 

[Big Baybee]

I've really never understood how pro basketball players can't shoot free throws.

 

[Adam Blade]

And this is why I avoided playing Borderlands with you

But you've played Gears, Halo, and ME3 with me doe.

 

[Emwitus]

amare for kobe.

Deal

 

[Zeus Molecules]

melo for kobe

stop trying to rape other teams

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Hush! I liked Chinese Democracy.

It's alright. It's not the same without Izzy's song writing, who penned all their best tracks (14 Years!).

 

[Adam Blade]

What's this about the Jazz faking an injury in the game with the Chauncey flop?

 

[Liquidsnake]

Laker GAf, I am feeling depressed. Not even looking forward to tonight's game.

Should we have hired Phil?
Will Dwight leave?
Will Nash ever come back, and will it make that much of a difference?
Why are we under a dark cloud now?

:'(

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Laker GAf, I am feeling depressed. Not even looking forward to tonight's game.

Should we have hired Phil?
Will Dwight leave?
Will Nash ever come back, and will it make that much of a difference?
Why are we under a dark cloud now?

:'(

It's just basketball.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Gasol for Amare + Shumpert, would Knicks say no?

Lakers would say no. Amare's contract is trash.

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

DeAndre this season has two or three post moves, as opposed to none last year. And they run plays for him now.

So yea, it was a prescient request.

He has no passing ability so teams can just double him and end the possession though. I don't think he's going to be doing much posting up for the reset of the season.

 

[Adam Blade]

It's just basketball.

... he doesn't know the pain of being a Pups or Pauper Clips fan.

It is nice to experience some schadenfreude though...

 

[SoulPlaya]

It's alright. It's not the same without Izzy's song writing, who penned all their best tracks (14 Years!).

*Massive handshake*

Damn right there. Loved 14 Years.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

pretty fucking sad state of affairs when your messiah is a white dude thats banging an underage looking fine ass chick.

i'll take it.

 

[LiveFromKyoto]

Laker GAf, I am feeling depressed. Not even looking forward to tonight's game.

Should we have hired Phil?
Will Dwight leave?
Will Nash ever come back, and will it make that much of a difference?
Why are we under a dark cloud now?

:'(

1. Yes you should have hired Phil, why is that a question?

2. Dwight's not going anywhere, all he really wants in life is to be popular on Twitter and fuck porn stars.

3. Nash and Kobe was never going to work either way.

4. You're not, Sony's totally forgotten that franchise.

 

[LiveFromKyoto]

Lakers would say no. Amare's contract is trash.

And eyes and knees and fashion sense.

 

[Cloudy]

The main components of the 'Simple Ratings' are a production measure (a variant of John Hollinger's PER rating) for a player's own stats versus the counterpart player on the other team while he is on the court, as well as a simple on court/off court plus minus. This rating is actually more of a placeholder until the more sophisticated analysis we produce is made public, but still offers a good fast read on player performance.

As bad as Gasol's been, he's been our 2nd most impactful? WTF? Seems like it's skewed cos he plays with Kobe a lot. His actual production stats are poor.

Why is Dwight's so bad even though he has the 2nd highest production?

Overall league rankings

http://www.82games.com/1213/ROLRTG8.HTM

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

Dwight's simple rating is low because he has a bad plus or minus this year because he hasn't been that good this year and because he plays with the Lakers' terrible bench unit.

 

[Nori Chan]

But you've played Gears, Halo, and ME3 with me doe.

Cause I felt sorry for you

 

[Smokey]

pretty fucking sad state of affairs when your messiah is a white dude thats banging an underage looking fine ass chick.

i'll take it.

Greg Smith for paula

Sike

 

[Herpes Reasons]

Greg Smith for paula

Sike

i would've done that you sonofabitch

 

[Dominican Power]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rD4iEoNoZbk

LMAO

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rD4iEoNoZbk

LMAO

Jamaal Crawford should have been the Chris Paul decoy.

 

[Adam Blade]

Cause I felt sorry for you

urmom

 

[Jeff-DSA]

I'll be sitting behind the Orlando bench tonight. If anybody .gifs me, I will beat them. I'm not saying which row, so play Where's Jeffdo tonight.

 

[giri]

I'll be sitting behind the Orlando bench tonight. If anybody .gifs me, I will beat them. I'm not saying which row, so play Where's Jeffdo tonight.

Its a jazz orlando game. Is it even televised?

 

[Adam Blade]

I'll be sitting behind the Orlando bench tonight. If anybody .gifs me, I will beat them. I'm not saying which row, so play Where's Jeffdo tonight.

Why would you out yourself like this then?

 

[alr1ght]

 

[Ninja Scooter]

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

Jazz can't defend, Magic can't score, going to be an interesting battle tonight...

 

[DY_nasty]

It all comes down to how many fucks Kemba gives...

 

[pilonv1]

NBA.com is hideous every day, but especially today.

I said wow

 

[Blackace]

It all comes down to how many fucks Kemba gives...

The fate of the world?

 

[StickSoldier]

I can only imagine how pissed my Laker brothers are feeling right now. I mean, I'm getting all depressed about the Mavs being 8-9 without Dirk, which actually isn't all that bad compared to previous seasons without him. You guys are waiting for old man Steve Nash.

 

[Jeff-DSA]

Why would you out yourself like this then?

I'm not afraid of you guys.

 

[Dominican Power]

It all comes down to how many fucks Kemba gives...

You're not ready.

 

[Karakand]

4. You're not, Sony's totally forgotten that franchise.

heh

 

[Herpes Reasons]

I'll be sitting behind the Orlando bench tonight. If anybody .gifs me, I will beat them. I'm not saying which row, so play Where's Jeffdo tonight.

i know how you look like.
bring it.

 

[Dominican Power]

Consolation prize for Lakers-age

http://www.nba.com/video/channels/n...lal-kobe-30000.nba/index.html?ls=iref:nbahppt

 

[pilonv1]

Fully expecting the Pistons to win tonight. Monroe will get 30

 

[Dominican Power]

I'm wondering why The Lakers changed the design of their jersey. The old one is a fucking classic.

 

[Adam Blade]

#NBA warns Chauncey Billups about flopping, fines Gerald Wallace $5K for 2nd violation of anti-flopping rules

Nyets are flopping more than any other team this year.

 

[Matrix]

That's...like...the most childish thing I've heard a non-Boston or non-Clippers announcer ever say.

Doesn't make it any less funny. Was it dumb humor... fuck yea, but so was what Kobe said. That was a pretty childish thing for him to do. He could have told Gasol to put his big girl panties on behind the scenes.

Though I do agree with Kobe about Paula Gasolabdul.