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35:59h. Not 100%, but a pretty completionist run, with 24/26 sidequests completed. Normal difficulty.
Oh boy. This game is impossible to discuss without spoilers, so if those are not your thing, go straight to the pretty little stars at the end.
I have been debating if I should talk about this one or not. I'm a very big FFVII fan - FFVII got me into the JRPG genre and I love it so. I'm also a pretty big purist - on remakes, I hate change for the sake of change. So I was pretty fucking scared about beginning FFVIIR as I've read the ending is pretty divisive.
Instead, I got a real good game. The parts that are taken from FFVII are pure fanservice magic and a love letter to the old fans. I loved the new Wall Market (The sidequest that homages the old FFVII Wall Market made me chuckle). Every music theme is a banger, graphics are top except for some LoD issues (dancing textures in the slums, for example. Also, character models look incredible on close ups, but they look like featureless undead when the camera wanders). The combat system is an evolution of FFXV's which manages to iron out the kinks and works marvelously, though I did miss the original ATB system.
Also, the reworked personalities of the characters are great, because they go back to their original characterizations. Through Collection of Final Fantasy, the characters got flanderized: Aerith as a pure magical waifu, Barret as a scary angry black man, Tifa as a pair of boobs that knew kung-fu and Cloud as a mopey emo kid. FFVIIR restores Aerith's playful snarkyness, Barret's caring, fatherly side, Tifa's nice girl tendencies and Cloud's more earnest shy-goofy-PTSD-ness. As with FFXV, FFVIIR's characters are definitely the strongest point of the game and being a RPG, this is good.
Of course, there were many things I disliked as a purist. They completely killed the buildup to the introduction of Sephiroth by making him appear every two steps like Arthas in Wrath of the Lich King. The Time Janitors are, simply put, a bad idea and they kill every scene they appear in. There's also some seemingly minute changes that I think they change the tone of the story for the worse, like the reactor's explosion being a setup and Avalanche being a bunch of faultless do-gooders that wouldn't kill a fly instead of the original "morally grey" ecoterrorist group. Also there's the fact that NOBODY FUCKING DIES; the original game was pretty bloody and didn't pull any punches, but FFVIIR has learned from the Trails school I see.
And.... there was also the ending. I still don't know what to make of it. Did I just got Kingdom Hearts'ed? Why are there two Clouds? Why didn't they see each other? How many timelines are there? Is Aerith also a time traveler? Are there fixed points in time? Will we get David Tennant as a special guest character?
So with this all in mind, I have decided to score it on its own merits and the enjoyment I got from the game, not from the expectations I had on it, because in my mind it's sometimes a 5 star game, sometimes a GOTY, sometimes a 1 star game, sometimes a mindfuck which I wished I didn't play. I can't wait to play the sequel in my PS5!
Bottom line: did I enjoy it? Yes, yes I did. Is it a good Final Fantasy game? A great one even, better than FFXV but IMO a tad worse than, say, FFX. Is it a good remake? It's as good as a remake as ReBuild of Evangelion. Make of that what you will.
PS: Tifa's tits are still really fucking big.
My Score: ★★★★★
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