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[Eesha]

the "rare Incel victory" are becoming "uncommon Incel victory"

 

[HoodWinked]

so her next move OF or Patreon?

 

[TGO]

Trump already going to work!

 

[HAYA8U5A]

 

[Hayabusabruh]

Trump making things happen already! Let's go!

 

[Gp1]

So sad...

i was expecting to see their entire staff writing nothing but guides after guides.

 

[PleazureDome]

Looks like her first stop is =Blacked=. Nice to see her in her natural habitat. Cant wait for the split-roast.

 

[HJuggernaut]

will she increase her OF content now?

 

[Unknown Soldier]

I feel like every time this week can't get any better some how it just gets even better wew

 

[AGRacing]

"I have some things coming down the pike"

Yeah . Probably my next "Crunch Wrap Supreme" at the Taco Bell drive through. See you there, bitch!

 

[Boss Mog]

Apparently gaf since this woman is triggering so many here and deserves a thread. Would be nice to ban social media retards like her and grummz but alas.

Yeah cause they're the same...

 

[Barakov]

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but GAF’s favorite editor has left GAF’s favorite gaming publication.

Supposedly there are layoffs going on now but I haven’t seen any good source on this.

 

[Jack Package]

 

[deriks]

OnlyFans, pill addiction and GoFundMe in that order.

Who wants to start a betting pool?

I'll betthat pills before OF

 

[Kamina]

Probably full time OF or something.
Hopefully she will loose all relevance she received undeservingly.

 

[thegame983]

He hasn't even been sworn in and he's making the world a better place.

 

[Caffeine]

Trump already going to work!

Bro isn't even in office and woke is dying daily

 

[Hugare]

I'm sorry, GAF. But I would kiss that ass alright.

 

[bender]

I'm sorry, GAF. But I would kiss that ass alright.

 

[Magic-DEI-Hire]

I don’t like to see anyone ever lose their job, so I have a lot of empathy in that regard. However…..when was the last time that Kotaku was ever relevant???

 

[SJRB]

I'm sorry, GAF. But I would kiss that ass alright.

Have some dignity.

 

[lmimmfn]

 

[Mister Wolf]

I'm sorry, GAF. But I would kiss that ass alright.

It's a good ass. I can't lie.

 

[WorldHero]

I’m old enough to remember when Kotaku was good.

 

[PleazureDome]

I'm sorry, GAF. But I would kiss that ass alright.

Buddy, you're not thinking straight, you need Post-nut clarity. Come back to this thread when you have your head in the game.

 

[Dafegamer]

Sad for people losing jobs but...

Oh no Kotaku!!!..anyway...

 

[DeepEnigma]

I'm sorry, GAF. But I would kiss that ass alright.

Stop simping for these girls. You'll never live up to the mirror.

 

[Moriarty1889]

Good riddance…….bitch.

 

[Impotaku]

Oh no how will the gaming journalism sphere manage without such amazing talent as alyssa mercunt, suppose she can go back to pimping out her holes to onlystans simps.

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

I'm sorry, GAF. But I would kiss that ass alright.

 

[Hugare]

Have some dignity.

Stop simping for these girls. You'll never live up to the mirror.

Buddy, you're not thinking straight, you need Post-nut clarity. Come back to this thread when you have your head in the game.

I'm not sending her d*ck pics on her DM, guys

And I'm old enough to know which girls to hit and run

 

[UnrealEck]

If you have a septum ring, red/blue/green/purple hair and tattoos dotted around your arms and legs that look like doodles on a child's school jotter, there's a 100% chance you are a progressive.

 

[DeepEnigma]

If you have a septum ring, red/blue/green/purple hair and tattoos dotted around your arms and legs that look like doodles on a child's school jotter, there's a 100% chance you wear several mental illnesses as identities.

FTFY, but,

 

[cormack12]

Her ass looks big enough to be a two man wipe job. Give me cute, round and perky.

 

[Herbspiceguy]

Exciting new opportunities for field reporting.

Was about to say, back to the streets she goes.

 

[Neon Xenon]

Yeah cause they're the same...

No, he's right. Two different sides of the same coin. They're both annoying culture war, Twitter-poisoned shitheads that get way more exposure than either of them actually deserve, which should be zero.

 

[poodaddy]

What's next? Blackrock announces they're stopping investments into Sweet Baby?

One can fucking hope brother.....

One can hope.

 

[Hollowpoint5557]

Snells like "You can't fire me, I quit. "

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

I'm sorry, GAF. But I would kiss that ass alright.

 

[The Cockatrice]

Yeah cause they're the same...

Yes they are. One is a far right nutcase who has scammed people and is a racist pos and the other one is a far left nutjob who also has done some shady shit. they deserve eachother.

 

[Omnipunctual Godot]

Aw, does this mean she's not suing SmashJT with her big powerful lawyer friend? Damn it, that arc was going to be amazing.

 

[Facism]

If you have a septum ring, red/blue/green/purple hair and tattoos dotted around your arms and legs that look like doodles on a child's school jotter, there's a 100% chance you are a progressive.

120% chance of a proud father.

 

[ReBurn]

Aw, does this mean she's not suing SmashJT with her big powerful lawyer friend? Damn it, that arc was going to be amazing.

They just need to go ahead and bang and get it out of their system.

 

[Kacho]

 

[simpatico]

The coming journalist purge is going to be very satisfying. Turns out, journaling about things doesn't have much value in the new technological paradigm. You can get 24kt gold written content for free on social media. Fact checked in real time no less. They're going to cry and squeal on the way out, just ignore it. We'll all be better off with their wet blanket on the discourse.

 

[MiguelItUp]

It always tripped me out that people even continued to visit Kotaku. Especially GAF members. The place was worth visiting 10+ years ago, but then it just quickly downward spiraled into a mess of a site craving attention. I swore some folks were just masochists, lol.

Hopefully that site is done. I never really cared for Alyssa, but I definitely don't care about that SmashJT guy either. There's just too many twat personalities/influencers/content creators on the Internet IMO, lol.

Journalists are a thing of the past, and have been. The ones that were fairly wise went on to do YouTube or something similar. They attempted to adapt. But it's weird to me that so many just continued.

 

[BennyBlanco]

GHG posted her ass once and fucked my whole day up. That thing had me ready to become a sweet baby resetera poster.

 

[Herbspiceguy]

It's amazing how his editing crew is on top of making these clips. This was only streamed like an hour or so ago.

 

[GHG]

GHG posted her ass once and fucked my whole day up. That thing had me ready to become a sweet baby resetera poster.

You called?

 

[BennyBlanco]

You called?

Heading to the barber right now, wish me luck bros