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Alyssa Mercante has left Kotaku, supposedly layoffs happening now

Kacho

Gold Member
Seriously, who in tf still reads Kotaku?

Based on the reactions here, quite a bit of you...which is surprising. I don't think I've clicked on any of their bullshit in a decade or more.
Most people here don’t read Kotaku. People know her because she’s an obnoxious bitch on Twitter. She spent her time at Kotaku riling people up and trying to dox them.
 

DeepEnigma

Gold Member
This week has been incredible.
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What a week.
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coffinbirth

Member
Most people here don’t read Kotaku. People know her because she’s an obnoxious bitch on Twitter. She spent her time at Kotaku riling people up and trying to dox them.
I also don't pay attention to twats that look like that on Twitter, or IRL.

I honestly feel bad for people that do.
 
Ngl, I am actually worried now.

These victories are becoming not so rare.

I wonder if she someday writes a review for a game to discuss this? Perfect platform to tell her side. Right after the 4th paragraph like a true games media professional.
 
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jufonuk

not tag worthy
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Won't stop her from being insane on X because she is an insane person, but at least I won't see anymore articles from her or hear how she's harassing someone's wife to make her say something bad about her husband, or attacking developers who prove her wrong.
Wait what ?
 

coffinbirth

Member
Cool. Thanks for sharing but no one cares. You dont have to follow it closely to be aware of it. Keep your hand in the sand when it suits you though.
I didn't say I didn't know who she is. I'm well aware. Not letting a troll live in my head rent free is hardly burying my head in the sand, but the triggering here is amusing.
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Better yet, stop fucking making them!
 

tkscz

Member

coffinbirth

Member
You said stop making threads like this because they trigger you. That’s why you’re in here melting down on your personal soapbox. Sorry it isn’t going your way.
That's not what I said.
I said I feel bad for you because you pay attention to idiots like this, and that it amuses me that it triggers you.

I told DonkeyPunchJR to stop making threads about these dumb twats because they flood the front page with garbage. That is a separate opinion that I shared with Cockatrice earlier in the thread.

I'm not triggered, I'm laughing my ass off.

I'm sorry reading is so hard for you.
 

DonkeyPunchJr

World’s Biggest Weeb
That's not what I said.
I said I feel bad for you because you pay attention to idiots like this, and that it amuses me that it triggers you.

I told DonkeyPunchJR to stop making threads about these dumb twats because they flood the front page with garbage. That is a separate opinion that I shared with Cockatrice earlier in the thread.

I'm not triggered, I'm laughing my ass off.

I'm sorry reading is so hard for you.
I’ve never made a thread about Kotaku or Alyssa Mercante before and I don’t even remember the last time I’ve seen a thread title mentioning either of them. WTF are you talking about?

Anyway thanks so much for telling us how sorry you feel for us, and also about how much you’re laughing at us for being “triggered”.
 

coffinbirth

Member
I’ve never made a thread about Kotaku or Alyssa Mercante before and I don’t even remember the last time I’ve seen a thread title mentioning either of them. WTF are you talking about?

Anyway thanks so much for telling us how sorry you feel for us, and also about how much you’re laughing at us for being “triggered”.
You're welcome!
 

Kacho

Gold Member
That's not what I said.
I said I feel bad for you because you pay attention to idiots like this, and that it amuses me that it triggers you.

I told DonkeyPunchJR to stop making threads about these dumb twats because they flood the front page with garbage. That is a separate opinion that I shared with Cockatrice earlier in the thread.

I'm not triggered, I'm laughing my ass off.

I'm sorry reading is so hard for you.
You typed up all of that and no one cares still. Damn.

Gonna jump out of this pointless conversation with you. Im not interested in hearing your personal feelings on this topic. Get well soon.
 
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TransTrender

Gold Member
Fantastic news!
Going forward I'm not sure who would want to hire such a contentious, litigious, and libelous individual if they want to stay in business.

Wait what ?
There's an Internet Personality called SmashJT that ran afoul this bwitch for calling out some stupid BS (or something), so the logical reaction is to try and personally interfere in his life and get him fired and threaten his wife.

Welp, guess she's gotta go back to sucking d**k for $$$.

Also this.
Merkunty tried to file a lawsuit against this SmashJT personality because he reposted one of its very own tweets and flipped out.
They then galvanized a whoarde of green/blue haired sHehags to deplatform SmashJTs legal fund GoFundMe for bullshit reasons.
This is where SmashJT got on my radar because I really, really, really hate it when activists fuck with payment processors and such.
 
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