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[indigo-cyclops]

So was that a transfer of life energy or something, sheesh!

 

[DeadNames]

I'm severely disappointed with this season on all fronts.

Last season had so many more subplots. Lana, bloodyface, the aliens, etc. This one just has one and quite frankly, is pretty pale in comparison.

 

[DCX]

All of her powers and Kyle chokes a witch and she dies?

DCX

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

So was that a transfer of life energy or something, sheesh!

Yeah, I think so.

Coven :lol

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

Creep a zoid!

 

[indigo-cyclops]

Last season had so many more subplots. Lana, bloodyface, the aliens, etc. This one just has one and quite frankly, is pretty pale in comparison.

This one has had major plot issues. Last season resolved everything neatly and in a timely manner. This season has just rushed through everything and has been poorly written and cheesy as all hell. The last few episodes especially, I just shake my head at a lot of the dialogue.

Visually it's uninteresting. Best thing out of this season is the intro, which is a far cry from what the show actually attempts to do.

 

[Zoe]

She's back with Spalding :loll

 

[Trigger]

Oh Cordelia, I guess this is heaven?

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

Oh Cordelia, I guess this is heaven?

:lol

 

[indigo-cyclops]

So how will this actually end?

Witch hunters slaughter them?

 

[KibblesBits]

Up Next: Liza Minnelli talks about her hip

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

Up Next: Liza Minnelli talks about her hip

I laughed.

Spoiler

Avatar quote

 

[indigo-cyclops]

I mean is this seriously how it's going to end!?

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

This is pretty lame. Burning her, again? Should be creative..

I mean is this seriously how it's going to end!?

 

[Trigger]

I mean is this seriously how it's going to end!?

I keep expecting a shot of Cordelia lying dead on the floor and the revelation that this is all just a fantasy.

 

[Zoe]

Wtf

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balenciaga

:lol

 

[Imperial Hot]

FUCK THIS SHIT. SO INFURIATING. THEY SHIT THE BED THIS SEASON.

 

[Bladenic]

Thank fuck this shit season is over. Honestly might have been worse than Murder House overall.

 

[indigo-cyclops]

I keep expecting a shot of Cordelia lying dead on the floor and the revelation that this is all just a fantasy.

Yea, same here. There's ten minutes, not sure what they could really do without setting up another plot that would end up nowhere.

This has to be one of the worst finales on TV in a while. What a disaster.

I may rewatch Season 1 to purge myself of this.

 

[Downhome]

Why in the world was her last word Balenciaga?

 

[indigo-cyclops]

Oh shit

 

[Downhome]

Wait, wtf, Ali G is coming back!???????????????

 

[Trigger]

Why in the world was her last word Balenciaga?

I have no clue, but I love it.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

Misunderstood.

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

I KNEEEW IT!!! I'm so hype! I should of bet money on this.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

I KNEEEW IT!!! I'm so hype! I should of bet money on this.

Nice avatar!

 

[KibblesBits]

Oh no.

 

[Bloodrage]

Why in the world was her last word Balenciaga?

This season's been more horribly written comedy than actual horror. Some fashion-obsessed redhead shouting Balenciaga as her last word just seems normal at this point, I'm afraid.

 

[Zoe]

For your consideration.

 

[Trigger]

Oh shit

lol, how awful.

 

[indigo-cyclops]

Some retribution at least!

She got fucked by Legba

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

The new surpreme is the daughter of the old supreme? lol good writing

 

[KibblesBits]

Lalalalala Happy ending.

 

[ultron87]

The finale for Asylum was great because there was actual conflict to resolve with the whole Lana and son thing. This was nonsense because I really really didn't care who the Supreme was.

 

[indigo-cyclops]

The new surpreme is the daughter of the old supreme? lol good writing

hahaha I know right. No matter how jumbled the path was, I can't believe it.

This season, my god what a travesty.

 

[Zero315]

Well, the really fucked up the end of this season. It's like they had no idea what to do so they just said fuck it.

 

[DeadNames]

Half expected Jessica Lange to wake up in the setting of Kit Walker's house in the universe of Season 2. That would be mindfuck.

 

[Bloodrage]

Asylum >> Murder House >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Coven

 

[Velcro Fly]

Should have been Zoe.

But I knew it would be Cordelia. I'm pretty sure I said as much in this thread earlier.

Better than last season but still all build up and no payoff.

I personally feel like

Spoiler

Cordelia should be the next surpreme. Her nurturing love and kindness has probably done more to help the rest of them grow than anything.

Well I guess I got the ending I wanted =/

 

[ultron87]

At least someone got telefragged for a bit.

And that Americans trailer was new to me. So that was cool.

 

[indigo-cyclops]

Should have been Zoe.

But I knew it would be Cordelia. I'm pretty sure I said as much in this thread earlier.

Better than last season but still all build up and no payoff.

You really think this was better than last season?

 

[Trigger]

Watching the repeat and I'm reminded of how cool the opening is. It really does feel like the opening for some other creepier witch show. I want to go to the alternate universe where Coven lives up to it.

 

[ivysaur12]

Asylum >> Murder House >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Coven

Yup. Blah. And Coven started with so much potential.

Balenciaga!

 

[Oyashiro]

Zoe would have been way too obvious. It was clear that it wasn't going to be Madison, either. I was honestly expecting Nan to come back from the dead and turn out to be the Supreme.

Cordelia being the supreme is just stupid. Oh, so she JUST now gets all her powers as soon as Myrtle believes in her? It just happened out of nowhere. And why did Misty tell everyone that Fiona was cut up and fed to aligators? Shouldn't she have been able to tell that she was alive all along?

One theory I have is that Madison was actually the Supreme. In the scene where she's being choked to death, they kept showing how Cordelia was really struggling with bringing Zoe back. As soon as Madison died, Cordelia was able to bring Zoe back because she then became the next Supreme after Madison.

 

[ivysaur12]

@AndyRichter 45s
@LouisPeitzman ulch! I gave that thing too many hours of my time. It's like it's made by teenage drag queens w/ ADHD

Sounds about right.

 

[Verdre]

That was... anticlimactic.

 

[Velcro Fly]

Zoe would have been way too obvious. It was clear that it wasn't going to be Madison, either. I was honestly expecting Nan to come back from the dead and turn out to be the Supreme.

Cordelia being the supreme is just stupid. Oh, so she JUST now gets all her powers as soon as Myrtle believes in her? It just happened out of nowhere. And why did Misty tell everyone that Fiona was cut up and fed to aligators? Shouldn't she have been able to tell that she was alive all along?

One theory I have is that Madison was actually the Supreme. In the scene where she's being choked to death, they kept showing how Cordelia was really struggling with bringing Zoe back. As soon as Madison died, Cordelia was able to bring Zoe back because she then became the next Supreme after Madison.

Madison couldn't do the Divination. She failed.

I think it was just a juxtaposition of life and death more than anything.

 

[Zoe]

And why did Misty tell everyone that Fiona was cut up and fed to aligators? Shouldn't she have been able to tell that she was alive all along?

Cordelia said that. Misty said she couldn't bring back someone like that.

 

[lordfroakie]

I was expecting...

Spoiler

a massive witch hunt with everyone getting burned or lynched

:/

 

[A Serious Man]

What a mess this season was. It peaked with the episode where Cordelia was blinded, that was the last time there was any real sense of intrigue.