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BritGAF |OT3| It's good, but it's not right.

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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
CHEEZMO™;66678321 said:
Stalybridge is shit. Do not visit.

Googled it, Its the type of a place the Inter city firm would visit in the 70s to kick some cunts in.
 

Jedeye Sniv

Banned
I'll be there for it bud. Am excited to see the new stuff!

Thanks man :) yous good people. Should be playing both brand new songs I think, but not Labrador Deceiver which is a shame cos I love that song.

Well grumpy this afternoon, giving off major 'what's the point' vibes. Definitely thinking about saying no to any more midweek gigs, people just don't go to them, I don't know why anyone bothers putting them on. It's just a really expensive and tiring band practice that gives me the shits :p
 

Mikeside

Member
Thanks man :) yous good people. Should be playing both brand new songs I think, but not Labrador Deceiver which is a shame cos I love that song.

Well grumpy this afternoon, giving off major 'what's the point' vibes. Definitely thinking about saying no to any more midweek gigs, people just don't go to them, I don't know why anyone bothers putting them on. It's just a really expensive and tiring band practice that gives me the shits :p

What midweek gig is this?
 

Jedeye Sniv

Banned
What midweek gig is this?

just tonight at kingston, but we had nobody at Basingstoke last week (although it's always fun to hang with twothirtytwo) or at Winchester the week before. Promoters never do that thing that is in their name, and music fans are too apathetic to come out on a weekday. We're at the Fighting Cocks tonight and last time we were there we had about 6 people, I'm betting on less than that tonight. Cos I'm a grumpy cynic lol

edit: the point is, we're new(ish) and so I don't expect anyone to come out to see US, but I do kinda expect the venues to have 'regulars' or people that just come along to check out what's going on, but that just doesn't happen in the week. Shit, I don't go out in the week so I don't know why anyone else would either.

edit2: I'm ok really, I think I always get like this after finishing up a big project (in this case, the zine) so much work and then you think "yeah, but nobody is going to see it except my (lovely and indulgent) friends". Something to show the grandkids at least
 

SmokyDave

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just tonight at kingston, but we had nobody at Basingstoke last week (although it's always fun to hang with twothirtytwo) or at Winchester the week before. Promoters never do that thing that is in their name, and music fans are too apathetic to come out on a weekday. We're at the Fighting Cocks tonight and last time we were there we had about 6 people, I'm betting on less than that tonight. Cos I'm a grumpy cynic lol

edit: the point is, we're new(ish) and so I don't expect anyone to come out to see US, but I do kinda expect the venues to have 'regulars' or people that just come along to check out what's going on, but that just doesn't happen in the week. Shit, I don't go out in the week so I don't know why anyone else would either.

Dude, I've played Rockband. You need to slog through this stuff before you can see your name in lights. Stick with it, and make the best of it you can.

The mate / girlfriend / disappearing thing is a real pisser and a story as old as time itself. Once the penile navigation system kicks in, people get lost.
 

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Dude, I've played Rockband. You need to slog through this stuff before you can see your name in lights. Stick with it, and make the best of it you can.

The mate / girlfriend / disappearing thing is a real pisser and a story as old as time itself. Once the penile navigation system kicks in, people get lost.

It all works out if the mates girlfriend becomes mates with your own girlfriend. Apart from that shits fucked.

Dealing with it my self right now also.
 
Make sure the chicks on the pill and doesn't look like a slapper. Pull out just to be 100% extra safe you won't create life (create life eh, even by mistake that child will grow up and experience our great world) Just make sure the chick is from out of town and you won't see her again.

It's her problem if she doesn't take the morning after pill after lying about being on the pill.

Keep in mind I'm in a relationship so my advice is purely something i would do only if i was single.

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Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
This just in: afoni far too easily pleased.
Au contrare those games are top shelf and that is a great price for all he's getting. Might hop on that myself. Sypro, Crash Bandicoot and Metal Gear were the cornerstones of my console youth after my Sega got pawned.
 
Sex with a condom emulates the experience circumcised people have when they have sex. Dull, soulless and you can't feel a bloody thing apart from a warm tight feeling.

Lose the condom have have great sex.

You're preaching to the converted but I can't take your 'advice' seriously.
 

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
You're preaching to the converted but I can't take your 'advice' seriously.

Like i said my advice would be guidelines i would follow if i were single. Can't like most std's be treated anyway ? The chance of getting something like aids is extremely rare. If you shagged a homeless junkie out after you couldn't pull in a club then it would be your own fault. Like i said just use your initiative to avoid STD's
 
Like i said my advice would be guidelines i would follow if i were single. Can't like most std's be treated anyway ? The chance of getting something like aids is extremely rare.

Getting an STD and then getting it treated is worth a quick pump?

Condoms for me are a pain in the ass but if I had to wear one I would, fortunately with my fiancée I never have had to but I have in the past due to me not trusting my sexual partner.
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
Like i said my advice would be guidelines i would follow if i were single. Can't like most std's be treated anyway ? The chance of getting something like aids is extremely rare. If you shagged a homeless junkie out after you couldn't pull in a club then it would be your own fault. Like i said just use your initiative to avoid STD's
My initiative is to strap up Kent!

Also, I've just realised you weren't joking. You're serious about "if she doesn't look like she's got one and you pull out it's fine."

That's some 1980's advice on STD's right there.
 

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
My initiative is to strap up Kent!

Also, I've just realised you weren't joking. You're serious about "if she doesn't look like she's got one and you pull out it's fine."

That's some 1980's advice on STD's right there.

Presuming every girl has a STD tells me some of you guys ain't very trustworthy, Even with a condom if you ram it in when shes not full wet its going to tear anyway. You guys may as well just stop having sex with all this risk, Shit lets never do anything in case something goes wrong!

Do you guys also wear an body suit of bubble wrap while walking around and shin pads in case you trip ?

Next you will tell me you wear a helmet while cycling a bike.
 
Presuming every girl has a STD tells me some of you guys ain't very trustworthy, Even with a condom if you ram it in when shes not full wet its going to tear anyway. You guys may as well just stop having sex with all this risk, Shit lets never do anything in case something goes wrong!

Do you guys also wear an body suit of bubble wrap while walking around and shin pads in case you trip ?

Next you will tell me you wear a helmet while cycling a bike.

Dude you're trying too hard.
 

NinjaBoiX

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Kent, the idea is to have protected sex with strangers, then if you get romantically involved to the point of it being an exclusive relationship, you both get checked out.

Then when you both get the all clear, you can stop using protection. That way, you get the amazing feeling of unprotected sex, but with the added bonus of trust and respect for each other. Waiting that extra time, and having the respect for each others health and wellbeing makes it all the more incredible.

Cheesy but true.

It's nothing to do with being sceptical of other girls promiscuity, it's about being safe and sensible.
Im just amused at the brit gaf std paranoia.
Your brazen, nonchalant attitude to a nationwide epidemic is more amusing, believe me!
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
Wow, I think I killed the thread.

We're still buds Kent, that wasn't meant to come off so preachy! I got on my soapbox a bit there. :/

Just the bubble wrap cycle helmet analogy was a bit "WTF"! Kent gonna Kent. ;)

Anyway, who fancies seeing the Arctic Monkeys in October?

Cross post from the AM thread:

Tour information. Hope they do a gig here in addition to ACL so I can see them twice! A few days between the LA shows and the first ACL weekend.

Sept/Oct
15th Sept Kool Haus, Toronto, ON
18th Sept Mann Center for Performing Arts, Philadelphia, PA
21st Sept Music Midtown Festival, Atlanta, GA
23rd Sept Riviera Theater, Chicago, IL
27th Sept Fox Theater, Oakland, CA
29th Sept The Wiltern, Los Angeles, CA
30th Sept The Wiltern, Los Angeles, CA
4th Oct Austin City Limits Festival, Austin, TX
5th Oct Varsity Theatre, Baton Rouge, LA
7th Oct Track 29, Chattanooga, TN
8th Oct Marathon Music Works, Nashville, TN
9th Oct Iron City, Birmingham, AL
11th Oct Austin City Limits Festival, Austin, TX

Oct/Nov
22nd Oct Newcastle Metro Radio Arena
23rd Oct Manchester Arena
25th Oct London Earls Court
28th Oct Liverpool Echo Arena
29th Oct Cardiff Motorpoint Arena
31st Oct Birmingham LG Arena
1st Nov Glasgow Hydro
2nd Nov Sheffield Motorpoint Arena

Anyone fancy it?
 

chunk3rvd

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Wasn't sure where to stick this but just wondering if any of BritGAF have had to claim on Orange mobile phone insurance? I just dropped my iPhone 4S and it landed flat on a cobble stone, cracking the glass on the back:


I've checked my insurance documents and they say that cosmetic damage isn't covered but since a big chunk has come away I would consider this more than cosmetic damage as the phone is now far more susceptible to water damage. I'm off to get a shower in a minute and would usually take my phone in to listen to some tunes (and probably end up singing like a knob) but I'm worried that steam would get inside the hole that's been left behind and mess it up somehow.

Any advice would be appreciated. I've been paying £12 a month for 18 months now and would like to hope Orange will help me out but just want to know the best way to go about it. Or am I just fucked and should I start looking at repair sites?
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
Nah man, busted phones are the new hotness.

You're bang on trend, believe.

(Sadly, I'm not even joking. It's the new ripped jeans thing, pretentious hipsters purposely smash their phones to get the "weathered" look. SMH)
 
I also have some condoms if anybody is running low

It's not like you're going to need many is it?
that was for HotColdMan, miss the guy, want to discuss my love of New Girl with him

CHEEZMO™;66678321 said:
Stalybridge is shit. Do not visit.

I was there the other day waiting for a connecting train. Looked like your average northern post industrial town: a shit hole. The huge hill in the distance looked pretty epic though.

@TetraxShards: well done man, hope you're following that up with a few drinks. When do you start? Autumn?
 

Darren870

Member
Apparently the back is an easy fix. You can buy a kit online or off ebay. My friend drops his ever month or two and replaces the back with no issues.
 

Suairyu

Banned
: D

sipping jager and playing spyro on a humid weekday

this is the life
Fucking awesome, man. I reply Spyro 1 all the time. Have all three on my PSPGO. Spyro is incredible. Insomniac's best work.

Wagamamas followed by Gordon's Wine Bar. Plenty of girly chat and gossip.

Life is good Gaf.
Musha, let me tell you something: I do not disagree. Sometimes life throws incredible little opportunities at you. Not "my life is going to change" opportunities, but just little things that make day-to-day living all worth it. You have to seize on these possibilities as if they're the best thing ever, because in actual fact they really are. Many people will ask "really?" or "why?" or call it lame, but to you this small, beautiful possibility can be worth enough smiles to sustain you until Christmas.
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
Weird that someone would think the thread "has died" just because no one has posted in a few hours. Nothing wrong with the thread if someone hasn't posted for a few, people are probably doing things...things worth posting about later. Relax and don't rush it. If you rush it, you'll gush it.
 

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Colour me intrigued...

Kent, come back mate, we both said things we didn't mean.

I even refuse to watch porn that features condoms!, been watching hours of big brother bruv.

Plus the thread died for a bit. Posting in dead threads ruins street cred.
 
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