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BritGAF |OT5| Superb Birds, Absurd Turds and Disturbed Nerds

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sploatee

formerly Oynox Slider
Just played a bit of CoD Ghosts

Jesus Christ the game is bad. It's like they forgot anything they ever learned about map design or spawn points from the previous games. The interface, the class system, the perks, all that stuff, it's just a clusterfuck. They tried to do what Treyarch did with the Pick 10 thing but just made a mess of it. And its the only game I have played on PS4 with such terrible latency.

Anyone want it?

I'm either going to give it to a friend in need or sell it to the plebs in CEX

This makes me sad. I missed your party invite. For one bloody night! And this is what I get?!?!?! Commitment! Men and commitment!! What is the problem/1///11?? etc

(Seriously, I have nothing to compare it to, it's my first CoD, so it all seems quite nice to me. I'm still impressed that they even have perks. What a clever idea!)
 

Screaming Meat

Unconfirmed Member
I'm going home now mate, cram that up your cramhole eh?

Also, I just told a little old lady in a queue that she had toilet paper stuck to the bottom of her foot.

"Aye thanks son. I need it for all my veruca's, they rub and bleed all over the place."

TMI lady, TMI.

*barf*

You didn't offer a foot rub? YOU MONSTER.
 
This makes me sad. I missed your party invite. For one bloody night! And this is what I get?!?!?! Commitment! Men and commitment!! What is the problem/1///11?? etc

(Seriously, I have nothing to compare it to, it's my first CoD, so it all seems quite nice to me. I'm still impressed that they even have perks. What a clever idea!)

Haha

I haven't sold it or destoyed it yet so I can still play with you at some point. I haven't had an awful lot of time to myself this week since my brother's been down from sunny Scotland.

I guess my problems with the game are just evidence of my fatigue with the series. My first CoD was Finest Hour on Gamecube back when they were still knee deep in WWII and didn't have multiplayer.

You seemed to be occupied with Soul Sacrifice, which seems to have disappeared from PS+ annoyingly, I never downloaded it. Any good?
 

Son Of D

Member
I am so tired at the moment. Went asleep at 4am but woke up at 7am. Been up since then with little sleep. I've been out today down town just to do a little shop for the weekend plus help my parents move a few things, nothing exhausting though.
 

Mikeside

Member
YO. I WAS HIBERNATING WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!"!$?"$?!$>/" (HELLO)

My plans for this weekend (seeing as I'm currently off sick from work due to having bad brains):

Tonight: do little

Tomorrow: do little, perhaps outside

Day after that: do little, work out if brain can take going to work

etc

I'm going to be in Manchester on Monday and Tuesday nights - was wondering if you fancied a mini-meet of some flavour. I'm thinking pub.
 
Actually, I got the nicest weekend ever. I have NOTHING TO DO. So amazing. Nothing tonight, nothing saturday, nothing sunday. I'm kind of a larry, but man, I'm loving it.

I need to set my PC up in my new place still, so I might need to take a hammer to my chest of draws and replace the top one with a keyboard slider. maybe. Just had a boozy lunch at work, so I'll see if I can convince any others to go to the pub after work and just get hammered. I feel like getting hammered.
 

f0rk

Member
Magic Prereleases this weekend I'm so cool

Reckon I'll spend the weekend watching 3D porn. It's the fucking future.

Is it really though? The porn industry keeps really ahead of the curve on tech stuff, then were all up on 3D back when Avatar came out. Now I bet they're all about that Google Glass/Oculus Rift stuff.
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
Reckon I'll spend the weekend watching 3D porn. It's the fucking future.
"All new super immersive money shots!"
My plans for this weekend (seeing as I'm currently off sick from work due to having bad brains)
Bad Brains are cool.

:D
You didn't offer a foot rub? YOU MONSTER.
It just seemed inappropriate for such a public place. I did tweet Quentin about it though, he seemed pretty excited about the whole thing!

He also asked if I thought her foot would fit in his mouth upside down for some reason. Oddball.
 

sploatee

formerly Oynox Slider
Haha

I haven't sold it or destoyed it yet so I can still play with you at some point. I haven't had an awful lot of time to myself this week since my brother's been down from sunny Scotland.

I guess my problems with the game are just evidence of my fatigue with the series. My first CoD was Finest Hour on Gamecube back when they were still knee deep in WWII and didn't have multiplayer.

You seemed to be occupied with Soul Sacrifice, which seems to have disappeared from PS+ annoyingly, I never downloaded it. Any good?

It's weird. I'm 20 hours in but I still don't feel like I know what I'm doing or that I'm any good at it.
 

sploatee

formerly Oynox Slider
I'm going to be in Manchester on Monday and Tuesday nights - was wondering if you fancied a mini-meet of some flavour. I'm thinking pub.

If I'm feeling well then definitely. Can you rearrange all of your plans so you come to Manchester next week instead once I'm a bit rehabbed?
 

Mikeside

Member
If I'm feeling well then definitely. Can you rearrange all of your plans so you come to Manchester next week instead once I'm a bit rehabbed?

Haha, sorry it's work related - I'm not sure they'll be happy for me to delay!

It's cool either way, let me know if you're up for it nearer the time - if so, great, if not I completely understand :)
 

sploatee

formerly Oynox Slider
Haha, sorry it's work related - I'm not sure they'll be happy for me to delay!

It's cool either way, let me know if you're up for it nearer the time - if so, great, if not I completely understand :)

Where did GIF go?

GIF was good summary.

Will do!
 

Screaming Meat

Unconfirmed Member
It just seemed inappropriate for such a public place. I did tweet Quentin about it though, he seemed pretty excited about the whole thing!

He also asked if I thought her foot would fit in his mouth upside down for some reason. Oddball.

Haha! You're alright, Ninj, you're aaaaalright. :)
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
Adult entertainment will go 3D in the near future just so someone can make the "it looks like he's cumming right at me!" joke
Pretty sure there is already a Daily Mail article out there in the wild about some woman claiming to have gotten pregnant from watching 3D interracial porn while her fiance was deployed.
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
What is it with people quoting the wrong posts today?

Edit: that was for Mike but he fixed it. Lol.

Spolatee, I pretty much suck at CoD too. I basically just play Domination which I'm fairly good at. I like to be Johnny on the Spot running around all over the place, so I use all the mobility and stealth perks and go out as light as possible.

I dunno, I'm no expert but here are a few little pointers that I could offer (some of these are pretty obvious so sorry if I'm teaching you to suck eggs! It is your first CoD though so it might be useful):

- Try not to sprint round corners, it takes much longer to ADS after sprinting. Approach them ready to fire, then run if the coast is clear.

- Avoid going prone in tight quarters with multiple entry points, getting prone blocked is a sure fire way to get shot.

- Remember the bigger and therefore heavier scopes affect the speed that you ADS, try and use the smallest you can get away with for the map. This is obviously true of guns too, it's a waste of mobility bringing an assault rifle to a close quarters map IMO.

- Try and get into the habit of glancing at your mini-map whenever you hear gunfire, you can often get the jump on people if they're close.

- Swapping to your pistol is nearly always quicker than reloading, and is usually plenty to finish off your target.

- Try and run around the perimeter of the map rather than through the centre if you can, it's usually safer and it's often where those filthy campers reside.

- If you're alone taking a point in Domination, try and throw a flash grenade at one or two of the entry points and cover the remaining one to give you the best odds.

- Set up an anti-air class with a rocket launcher of some description, don't rely on your teammates to take down air support. As soon as you see some coming in, switch out your class and take it down ASAP, nothing more annoying than death from above.

I dunno, I guess that's it. Now go and cap some fools.
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
For a fun real-time music sharing website, might I suggest plug.dj? Everyone gets to DJ a song at a time from their playlist and different people in the room can either woot (your avatar starts dancing) or meh it. Bouncers of the room control who gets on the wait list or what song gets skipped. You can create or import playlists from You-Tube and Sound Cloud.

It's pretty cool for a Friday afternoon pursuit and allows everyone to discover new music one track at a time. Might be fun to mess with while you guys and girls get the dropbox sorted. Let me know and I'll create a room for BritGAF to share tunes in.
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
JB, that sounds like a good idea, I'm well up for that.

Also, what was that last avatar you had for a few days? Was it an RPJ? (If so, your lady is fine. :p)
 
lol

I just got a message from someone mocking me for being so enraged at Ghosts.

I have the Playstation Eye so I forgot I was broadcasting my aggravation

Do you play on PS4 Ninja?

I have not played a single match that hasn't been plagued by lag.
 

8bit

Knows the Score
For a fun real-time music sharing website, might I suggest plug.dj? Everyone gets to DJ a song at a time from their playlist and different people in the room can either woot (your avatar starts dancing) or meh it. Bouncers of the room control who gets on the wait list or what song gets skipped. You can create or import playlists from You-Tube and Sound Cloud.

It's pretty cool for a Friday afternoon pursuit and allows everyone to discover new music one track at a time. Might be fun to mess with while you guys and girls get the dropbox sorted. Let me know and I'll create a room for BritGAF to share tunes in.

Does that work outside of the US though? There was a very similar room based thing a few years ago that locked out everyone.

Pretty sure there is already a Daily Mail article out there in the wild about some woman claiming to have gotten pregnant from watching 3D interracial porn while her fiance was deployed.

3dfilm.jpg
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
Does that work outside of the US though? There was a very similar room based thing a few years ago that locked out everyone.



3dfilm.jpg
Not sure what you are talking about, it works worldwide and there are tons of rooms and participants who don't even speak English.
 

8bit

Knows the Score
Not sure what you are talking about, it works worldwide and there are tons of rooms and participants who don't even speak English.

It was turntable.fm, it was open to everyone at first then closed out anyone that wasn't in the US for some reason. Was just wondering if this would go the same way.
 

sploatee

formerly Oynox Slider
What is it with people quoting the wrong posts today?

Edit: that was for Mike but he fixed it. Lol.

Spolatee, I pretty much suck at CoD too. I basically just play Domination which I'm fairly good at. I like to be Johnny on the Spot running around all over the place, so I use all the mobility and stealth perks and go out as light as possible.

I dunno, I'm no expert but here are a few little pointers that I could offer (some of these are pretty obvious so sorry if I'm teaching you to suck eggs! It is your first CoD though so it might be useful):

- Try not to sprint round corners, it takes much longer to ADS after sprinting. Approach them ready to fire, then run if the coast is clear.

- Avoid going prone in tight quarters with multiple entry points, getting prone blocked is a sure fire way to get shot.

- Remember the bigger and therefore heavier scopes affect the speed that you ADS, try and use the smallest you can get away with for the map. This is obviously true of guns too, it's a waste of mobility bringing an assault rifle to a close quarters map IMO.

- Try and get into the habit of glancing at your mini-map whenever you hear gunfire, you can often get the jump on people if they're close.

- Swapping to your pistol is nearly always quicker than reloading, and is usually plenty to finish off your target.

- Try and run around the perimeter of the map rather than through the centre if you can, it's usually safer and it's often where those filthy campers reside.

- If you're alone taking a point in Domination, try and throw a flash grenade at one or two of the entry points and cover the remaining one to give you the best odds.

- Set up an anti-air class with a rocket launcher of some description, don't rely on your teammates to take down air support. As soon as you see some coming in, switch out your class and take it down ASAP, nothing more annoying than death from above.

I dunno, I guess that's it. Now go and cap some fools.

Thanks! I will make notes of your notes and go take on those 12 year old boys!


P.S. Mrs Sploat is now confirmed for 22 Feb. Who is in charge of planning and location etc? "Planning", I mean - is it me?
 

SuperSah

Banned
Oh, thought you guys should know, Afoni has been banned.

Reasons being have been posting more fake insider information on the Smash Brothers OT and admitting that he has no interest in the game and is there to "rub salt" in the wounds.

Bish came and banned him for shit-stirring.
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
Steve and Sploat, I'll be in Manchester around midday. I plan on getting the key from Michelle and dropping my gear off. Other than that, I'm happy for you guys to plan things.

Cool that the missus is coming too Sploat, more the merrier! Hopefully CHEEZMO fancies it too, but he's ignored me so far! I suppose I could just send him a PM.
There was a gag on The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer that always cracked me up as a kid:

Vic: "Have you farted?"

Bob: "No."

Vic: "What, never?"

I was an easily amused child.
 

BGBW

Maturity, bitches.
Oh, thought you guys should know, Afoni has been banned.

Reasons being have been posting more fake insider information on the Smash Brothers OT and admitting that he has no interest in the game and is there to "rub salt" in the wounds.

Bish came and banned him for shit-stirring.
Well Done Coldman Chinner, your Christmas message predicted this.
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
Oh, thought you guys should know, Afoni has been banned.

Reasons being have been posting more fake insider information on the Smash Brothers OT and admitting that he has no interest in the game and is there to "rub salt" in the wounds.

Bish came and banned him for shit-stirring.
Well Done Coldman Chinner, your Christmas message predicted this.

When he was under the noffles username he always went full throttle on the Nintendo fans, looks like as afoni he didn't learn how to tone it down either. I thought he would tread carefully after getting that tag that said he would be perma-banned if he continued to make stuff up. He's a good lad when not stirring the pot. I wonder what his next account will be named?
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
CHEEZMO™;99120005 said:
I should be fine for Manc, especially if it's a small meet.
Cool. It's just going to be me, you, Steve and the sploats so far. My bro might pop along at some point, but it's not going to be like 20 people or anything.
When he was under the noffles username he always went full throttle on the Nintendo fans, looks like as afoni he didn't learn how to tone it down either. I thought he would tread carefully after getting that tag that said he would be perma-banned if he continued to make stuff up. He's a good lad when not stirring the pot. I wonder what his next account will be named?
w3w1hCT.jpg
 

Son Of D

Member
Oh, thought you guys should know, Afoni has been banned.

Reasons being have been posting more fake insider information on the Smash Brothers OT and admitting that he has no interest in the game and is there to "rub salt" in the wounds.

Bish came and banned him for shit-stirring.

Should have seen it coming. Shame really.
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
Daps, sorry mate, I never answered you. I don't have a PS4 yet, but I plan to. Just waiting until there is a bigger library, maybe a slight hardware revision. They always need to iron out the quirks.
Not worth making a thread for it so I will just use this one, will post some ideas for where we meet / eat / drink etc...shortly.
Cool, I'll leave it up to you guys. The Northern Quarter is cool right?
Anyone got some ideas that will make a good first date that are within a budget of, say, £50?
I dunno Cy, there is plenty you could do with that. Use your imagination.

If all else falls, it's enough for dinner out.


Repost time, but fuck you, it's a choon:

Lauren Hill - Doo-Wop (That Thing)
 

Screaming Meat

Unconfirmed Member
There was a gag on The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer that always cracked me up as a kid:

Vic: "Have you farted?"

Bob: "No."

Vic: "What, never?"

I was an easily amused child.

Ha! I'm easily amused as an adult. From Spaced:

Tim: Are you ready?

Mike: I was born ready.

Tim: But are you ready now?

...I'll get my coat.
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
Ha! I'm easily amused as an adult. From Spaced:

Tim: Are you ready?

Mike: I was born ready.

Tim: But are you ready now?

...I'll get my coat.
Haha, I love Spaced. I only watched it recently, picked up the set. So damned good!

I love really ludicrous comedy, where you just kind of scratch your head while laughing your cock off.

The start of this is so funny:

Flight of the Conchords - Mutha Uckers

"Are you counting in your head?"
"Yeah..."
"Well what are you up to?"

/dead

Edit: man, just watched it again:

"he's gonna end up in a smoothie,"

XD
 

Screaming Meat

Unconfirmed Member
Haha, I love Spaced. I only watched it recently, picked up the set. So damned good!

I love really ludicrous comedy, where you just kind of scratch your head while laughing your cock off.

The start of this is so funny:

Flight of the Conchords - Mutha Uckers

"Are you counting in your head?"
"Yeah..."
"Well what are you up to?"

/dead

Edit: man, just watched it again:

"he's gonna end up in a smoothie,"

XD

"You want a brown delicious... to the face?"

Your taste, as ever, is impeccable. I love FOTC, man. Those guys are both ridiculously funny and talented. Bastards. Did you see Jermaine in Gentleman Broncos? He's hilarious.

...Actually, everyone in FOTC is funny. Arj Barker, for example.
 

NinjaBoiX

Member
"Interracial Holestretchers 2", holy shit, cracks me up every time!

I could be on all night about those guys man, funny mutha uckers. The one where Bret:

buys a new cup.

Such a great show, I'm glad they didn't flog it to death.
 
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