hmm i might regret this post but the scotch is telling me to go ahead, post away
tldr: this game is trash
ok i'm done, i'm out. i really wanted to like it, but fuck this piece of shit game. i thought mercurysteam was some japanese company, i just looked them up and found out they're in spain and the only other game they ever made was jericho. haha it all makes sense now. jericho was a first generation mess, and this game is another travesty of game design fit to follow in jericho's footsteps.
i can't really be mad at the company, i can see they're really ambitious and they bit off more than they can chew and failed miserably, hey at least they tried. it's really konami that i'm laughing at, giving castlevania to the company who's only other game is jericho. there's a brilliant business decision... why don't they give the next castlevania to the team that made the last few 3d sonic games?
fuck the shitty framerate, fuck the terrible camera during combat, fuck the terrible combat during level traversal, fuck the terrible controls, fuck the impossible to read enemies with their brown and grey textures that mix right in with every brown and grey background so you can never see what the fuck it going on, fuck the weak combat where i can never tell if i'm hitting or getting blocked or getting hit blocking, fuck the 80000 worthless moves i've already learned by stage 3 that don't help me at all, fuck the ridiculous use of every button on the controller for a different thing in every context, fuck the text on the screen telling me every 5 seconds what to do and what i can do at a later time if i come back when i'm more powerful like i'm some mom who's never played a game before while at the same time having cheesy ass confusing combat play so that same mom never has a chance of getting anywhere in the game anyway, fuck the invincible roll fest this game turns into because block shares a button with roll, fuck the horrible game designers behind this who need to be banned from the industry fuck IT ALL
this game is so bad i want to write a 3 page review pointing out how terribly flawed it is, but i'll just end this rant here because the game is a year old and nobody cares anymore. mercurysteam please stick with making 99 cent ipad or symbian apps. konami please go out of business.