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"Success is often the result of playing the right directional school" - Al Bernstein (loosely quoted)
So it's finally back -- college football. You've (probably) gotten to see your team play a game, maybe looking a bit shaky but some room for improvement. You could use a good, solid win in Week 2, right? RIGHT.
For that, you've got the college of Directional State ready to suit your needs. For a small (read: large) sum, Directional State is willing to put live bodies in front of your team and let you manhandle them for a couple hours. You can't put a price on an assured win for your team, right? Well, we can.
What's the worst that could happen?
AP Top 25
SID's Poll
Week 2 Schedule
(all times eastern. games featuring AP ranked teams in bold)
Thursday, September 5
7:30 PM Florida Atlantic at East Carolina
10:00 PM Sacramento State at Arizona State
Friday, September 6
8:00 PM Wake Forest at Boston College
8:00 PM UCF at Florida International
Saturday, September 7
12:00 PM Eastern Kentucky at No. 9 Louisville
12:00 PM No. 12 Florida at Miami (FL)
12:00 PM No. 13 Oklahoma State at UTSA
12:00 PM Southeastern Louisiana at No. 24 TCU
12:00 PM Tennessee Tech at No. 21 Wisconsin
12:00 PM Miami (OH) at Kentucky
12:00 PM South Florida at Michigan State
12:00 PM Norfolk State at Rutgers
12:00 PM Eastern Michigan at Penn State
12:00 PM Houston at Temple
12:00 PM Cincinnati at Illinois
12:00 PM Missouri State at Iowa
12:00 PM Bowling Green at Kent State
12:00 PM Indiana State at Purdue
12:21 PM Western Kentucky at Tennessee
12:30 PM South Carolina State at No. 4 Clemson
12:30 PM Middle Tennessee at North Carolina
1:00 PM Army at Ball State
1:30 PM Western Carolina at Virginia Tech
2:00 PM Maine at Massachusetts
2:00 PM Weber State at Utah
2:00 PM Chattanooga at Georgia State
3:00 PM Tennessee-Martin at Boise State
3:00 PM New Hampshire at Central Michigan
3:30 PM San Diego State at No. 3 Ohio State
3:30 PM No. 2 Oregon at Virginia
3:30 PM Toledo at Missouri
3:30 PM Buffalo at No. 23 Baylor
3:30 PM Alcorn State at Mississippi State
3:30 PM Utah State at Air Force
3:30 PM South Alabama at Tulane
4:00 PM Old Dominion at Maryland
4:00 PM Idaho at Wyoming
4:30 PM No. 6 South Carolina at No. 11 Georgia
4:30 PM Duke at Memphis
5:00 PM Portland State at California
6:00 PM Southern Miss at No. 22 Nebraska
6:00 PM Syracuse at No. 19 Northwestern
6:00 PM Navy at Indiana
6:00 PM Richmond at North Carolina State
6:00 PM James Madison at Akron
6:30 PM Gardner-Webb at Marshall
6:30 PM Louisiana-Lafayette at Kansas State
7:00 PM Sam Houston State at No. 7 Texas A&M
7:00 PM UAB at No. 9 LSU
7:00 PM No. 15 Texas at Brigham Young
7:00 PM West Virginia at No. 16 Oklahoma
7:00 PM Samford at Arkansas
7:00 PM Southeast Missouri State at Ole Miss
7:00 PM North Texas at Ohio
7:00 PM Colorado State at Tulsa
7:00 PM Prairie View A&M at Texas State
7:00 PM South Dakota at Kansas
7:00 PM Lamar at Louisiana Tech
7:00 PM Grambling State at Louisiana-Monroe
7:00 PM Stephen F. Austin at Texas Tech
7:00 PM Savannah State at Troy
7:00 PM Nicholls State at Western Michigan
7:30 PM Arkansas State at Auburn
7:30 PM Austin Peay at Vanderbilt
8:00 PM No. 14 Notre Dame at No. 17 Michigan
8:00 PM Hawaii at Oregon State
8:00 PM Central Arkansas at Colorado
8:00 PM Minnesota at New Mexico State
8:00 PM Montana State at Southern Methodist
8:00 PM New Mexico at UTEP
9:05 PM UC Davis at Nevada
10:00 PM Cal Poly at Fresno State
10:30 PM Washington State at No. 25 USC
10:30 PM Arizona at UNLV
11:00 PM San Jose State at No. 5 Stanford
So it's finally back -- college football. You've (probably) gotten to see your team play a game, maybe looking a bit shaky but some room for improvement. You could use a good, solid win in Week 2, right? RIGHT.
For that, you've got the college of Directional State ready to suit your needs. For a small (read: large) sum, Directional State is willing to put live bodies in front of your team and let you manhandle them for a couple hours. You can't put a price on an assured win for your team, right? Well, we can.
What's the worst that could happen?
AP Top 25
1. Alabama
2. Oregon
3. Ohio State
4. Clemson
5. Stanford
6. South Carolina
7. Texas A&M
8. Louisville
9. LSU
10. Florida State
11. Georgia
12. Florida
13. Oklahoma State
14. Notre Dame
15. Texas
16. Oklahoma
17. Michigan
18. UCLA
19. Northwestern
20. Washington
21. Wisconsin
22. Nebraska
23. Baylor
24. TCU
25. Southern California
Others Receiving Votes: Miami (Fla.) (1-0) 127; Ole Miss (1-0) 50; Arizona State (0-0) 48; Michigan State (1-0) 42; Northern Illinois (1-0) 27; Cincinnati (1-0) 27; Fresno State (1-0) 22; Virginia Tech (0-1) 12; Bowling Green (1-0) 9; Georgia Tech (1-0) 8; Arizona (1-0) 6; Penn State (1-0) 4; Boise State (0-1) 3; Virginia (1-0) 2; Arkansas (1-0) 1
SID's Poll
1 Alabama 1545
2 Ohio St. 1444
3 Oregon 1420
4 Stanford 1292
5 Clemson 1275
6 South Carolina 1220
7 Texas A&M 1181
8 Louisville 1051
9 Florida 974
10 Florida St. 946
11 LSU 926
12 Georgia 875
13 Notre Dame 840
14 Oklahoma St. 798
15 Oklahoma 666
16 Texas 660
17 Michigan 623
18 UCLA 368
19 Nebraska 357
20 Northwestern 348
21 Wisconsin 301
22 USC 176
23 Washington 145
24 TCU 140
24 Miami 140
Others Receiving Votes
Baylor 125; Michigan State 67; Mississippi 54; Fresno State 46; Northern Illinois 31; Arizona State 28; Cincinnati 19; Arkansas 12; San Jose State 12; Georgia Tech 10; Arizona 7; Boise State 5; Virginia Tech 5; Central Florida 4; Arkansas State 3; Kansas State 3; Texas Tech 3; Bowling Green 1; East Carolina 1; Missouri 1; North Carolina 1; Utah State 1.
Week 2 Schedule
(all times eastern. games featuring AP ranked teams in bold)
Thursday, September 5
7:30 PM Florida Atlantic at East Carolina
10:00 PM Sacramento State at Arizona State
Friday, September 6
8:00 PM Wake Forest at Boston College
8:00 PM UCF at Florida International
Saturday, September 7
12:00 PM Eastern Kentucky at No. 9 Louisville
12:00 PM No. 12 Florida at Miami (FL)
12:00 PM No. 13 Oklahoma State at UTSA
12:00 PM Southeastern Louisiana at No. 24 TCU
12:00 PM Tennessee Tech at No. 21 Wisconsin
12:00 PM Miami (OH) at Kentucky
12:00 PM South Florida at Michigan State
12:00 PM Norfolk State at Rutgers
12:00 PM Eastern Michigan at Penn State
12:00 PM Houston at Temple
12:00 PM Cincinnati at Illinois
12:00 PM Missouri State at Iowa
12:00 PM Bowling Green at Kent State
12:00 PM Indiana State at Purdue
12:21 PM Western Kentucky at Tennessee
12:30 PM South Carolina State at No. 4 Clemson
12:30 PM Middle Tennessee at North Carolina
1:00 PM Army at Ball State
1:30 PM Western Carolina at Virginia Tech
2:00 PM Maine at Massachusetts
2:00 PM Weber State at Utah
2:00 PM Chattanooga at Georgia State
3:00 PM Tennessee-Martin at Boise State
3:00 PM New Hampshire at Central Michigan
3:30 PM San Diego State at No. 3 Ohio State
3:30 PM No. 2 Oregon at Virginia
3:30 PM Toledo at Missouri
3:30 PM Buffalo at No. 23 Baylor
3:30 PM Alcorn State at Mississippi State
3:30 PM Utah State at Air Force
3:30 PM South Alabama at Tulane
4:00 PM Old Dominion at Maryland
4:00 PM Idaho at Wyoming
4:30 PM No. 6 South Carolina at No. 11 Georgia
4:30 PM Duke at Memphis
5:00 PM Portland State at California
6:00 PM Southern Miss at No. 22 Nebraska
6:00 PM Syracuse at No. 19 Northwestern
6:00 PM Navy at Indiana
6:00 PM Richmond at North Carolina State
6:00 PM James Madison at Akron
6:30 PM Gardner-Webb at Marshall
6:30 PM Louisiana-Lafayette at Kansas State
7:00 PM Sam Houston State at No. 7 Texas A&M
7:00 PM UAB at No. 9 LSU
7:00 PM No. 15 Texas at Brigham Young
7:00 PM West Virginia at No. 16 Oklahoma
7:00 PM Samford at Arkansas
7:00 PM Southeast Missouri State at Ole Miss
7:00 PM North Texas at Ohio
7:00 PM Colorado State at Tulsa
7:00 PM Prairie View A&M at Texas State
7:00 PM South Dakota at Kansas
7:00 PM Lamar at Louisiana Tech
7:00 PM Grambling State at Louisiana-Monroe
7:00 PM Stephen F. Austin at Texas Tech
7:00 PM Savannah State at Troy
7:00 PM Nicholls State at Western Michigan
7:30 PM Arkansas State at Auburn
7:30 PM Austin Peay at Vanderbilt
8:00 PM No. 14 Notre Dame at No. 17 Michigan
8:00 PM Hawaii at Oregon State
8:00 PM Central Arkansas at Colorado
8:00 PM Minnesota at New Mexico State
8:00 PM Montana State at Southern Methodist
8:00 PM New Mexico at UTEP
9:05 PM UC Davis at Nevada
10:00 PM Cal Poly at Fresno State
10:30 PM Washington State at No. 25 USC
10:30 PM Arizona at UNLV
11:00 PM San Jose State at No. 5 Stanford