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[CloudShiner]

All that was missing was throwing in the word chud in there and a few more quotation marks after the word """"woke"""" and u'd be indistinguishable from a user at the trash forum.

but the difference is he/they/she/whatever won't be banned here for saying it.

 

[cormack12]

Too much talking, not enough memeing

 

[cormack12]

 

[ikbalCO]

They are supposed to be saving the world btw…

 

[cormack12]

 

[Zacfoldor]

Our crew is like if the cast from Dustborn did DBZ fusion with the characters from Concord.

 

[cormack12]

 

[Lokaum D+]

Grow up.

 

[Spukc]

L O L
O
L

 

[Lokaum D+]

Memes are supposed to be funny though. That's just cringe and distasteful. I say that as someone who does not like the direction of Veilguard at all.

i found it funny

 

[TintoConCasera]

Spoiler

 

[Tangerine]

Thanks I proper laughed at that

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

Spoiler

what a great way to make trans + nonbinary people feel included and feel like normal everyday people just like the rest of us. Every time you use the wrong pronoun, make a huge performance about how sorry you are. I'm sure they'll love it!

"NO, YOU DONT NEED TO SAY ANYTHING. I know I fucked up and said the wrong pronoun. See look, I'm flogging myself in front everyone to show how remorseful I am!! No, don't stop me, seriously! I deserve this and I want to show how sorry I am!!!"

 

[Saber]

Spoiler

Chessuz, ok that made my day well done lmao

 

[KiteGr]

Why memes when life is stranger than fiction.

 

[Revolutionary]

 

[ElFenomeno]

 

[TintoConCasera]

"You're allowed to feel things"

The fuck is this writting?

 

[Digital-Aftertaste]

They are supposed to be saving the world btw…

ham-fist certified!

 

[missiles]

Dragon Age Veilguard - A return to breast forms.

 

[Denton]

 

[StreetsofBeige]

 

[Dr. Suchong]

Canned laughter definitely makes this trainwreck more bearable to watch.

That's Gold Jerry!
GOLD!!!

 

[CompleteGlobalSaturation]

Can you imagine if they tried to create a masterpiece such as LOTR in today's era?

The overwhelming majority of modern day media is awful.

When you try to cater for everyone, you cater for no one.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Can you imagine if they tried to create a masterpiece such as LOTR in today's era?

The overwhelming majority of modern day media is awful.

When you try to cater for everyone, you cater for no one.

They tried with Ring of Power. It's atrocious.

 

[Dr. Suchong]

They are supposed to be saving the world btw…

Why can't they just fuck off to The Gold Saucer?

 

[RickSanchez]

Let it speak for itself...

Good grief

 

[CompleteGlobalSaturation]

They tried with Ring of Power. It's atrocious.

I haven't seen it. Is it truly that bad? Not worth even an attempt?

 

[DeepEnigma]

I haven't seen it. Is it truly that bad? Not worth even an attempt?

In a finite life, no.

 

[Fake]

Me writing the review:

 

[existensmaximum]

Let it speak for itself...

You know, this is worse than I could ever imagine. That writing, the modern-day political agenda, the character design and facial animations..

It's like.. It really looks unplayable.

I don't care if I would agree with the political agenda or not, I don't want to be reminded of culture wars or real world politics in a fantasy video game? It's insane.

Way to make it everything but timeless.

 

[Tangerine]

They are supposed to be saving the world btw…

Showed my mom this clip (she endulges me) and she wouldn't believe me when I insisted it wasn't satire.

 

[MetalFreak]

Good grief

 

[GermanZepp]

ITT: Men who have never touched a woman talking about how they wouldn't fuck Taylor Swift as she has no value.

 

[GymWolf]

Stop feeding the troll and post the memes guys, or more ass pics if you must.

 

[funking giblet]

Now there's a hot chick!!!

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

Veilguard demonstrating how cishet white men ought to apologize if they misgender someone:

 

[GooseMan69]

They are supposed to be saving the world btw…

Just shows how devoid of imagination and creativity the writers are. They have no ability to ask themselves "how would characters in this setting talk and behave?" So instead they just make it sound like their Twitter threads from 2016. That's how you end up with these ridiculous self insert characters.

 

[BigDeadFreak]

Let it speak for itself...

I'm struggling to believe that's real. It's so bad my brain won't accept it. I genuinely thought it was a parody to being with.

 

[SnakeB]

Andromeda > Failguard

 

[Fess]

Everything I see looks terrible.

You know, this is worse than I could ever imagine. That writing, the modern-day political agenda, the character design and facial animations..

It's like.. It really looks unplayable.

I don't care if I would agree with the political agenda or not, I don't want to be reminded of culture wars or real world politics in a fantasy video game? It's insane.

Way to make it everything but timeless.

Looks like a 5/10 immersion breaking cringe fest from what I've seen. Makes Concord seem top class.

And yet, 10/10 by some western gaming media outlets.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Andromeda > Failguard

Whichever person (or team) designed that ME character should had been fired. You got graphic designers in college dabbling with stuff at home with freeware tools who could probably do a better than job than that.

 

[BigDeadFreak]

ITT: Men who have never touched a woman talking about how they wouldn't fuck Taylor Swift as she has no value.

How dare you assume my gender!

 

[tommib]

For a meme thread, I'm disappointed.

 

[TransTrender]

Andromeda > Failguard

So first I showed my wife the "My face is tired" conversation from Andromeda and she wondered why the woman looks like a clown and doesn't speak like a human, so why would anyone want to play that game.

They are supposed to be saving the world btw…

Then I showed her this, with the setup that this is the new game from the same company as the clown woman.
She said this can't be real and this has to be a joke.

Yes, yes it is.

 

[Gamer_By_Proxy]

I demand more memes!

 

[Kamina]

 

[Trunim]

Bro, we all know exactly how miss flatass looks like, there are her official music videos where she looks so bad than most avg 18yo girl looks like supermodel next to her, bodywise and facewise too



And here for comparision music vid of a celeb who was 36yo at the time, but who actually looks genetically curvy(not fat as fuck, curvy)


And another, so u can compare properly even better, different celeb

Lmfao. Yeaaah dude I think I got a pretty good idea of how you look. Hint: South Park & WoW.

 

[proandrad]

Please. Those old pictures do not reflect how fucking hot she is these days.

I tried telling my penis she has a flat ass, but he doesn't seem to care.

 

[cormack12]