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[Jasup]

Yeah, this is shit, just shit.

 

[TM94]

Please send these through Europe, bunch of psychos.

 

[FortuneFaded]

I hope he is hitting that.

 

[oipic]

No chemistry between these two at all, but perhaps they're just too young for that.

All very Junior Eurovision - too much so!

 

[Ragnarsson]

That unnecessarily dramatic beginning already had me laughing out loud. Then, we find out that the girl doesn't know how to sing. She harmonizes well enough, but when she sings solo... and now, as for the song... what the fuck is this?

 

[Tugatrix]

This song is crap, no harmony in voices and instrumental

 

[Kinokou]

#SMR is fav so far, definitly see myself listening to this later.

The orange lights kinda reminds me of the death star at times lol.

 

[spekkeh]

Drink every time a cliched line comes up

Youshe fing datsh a gosfawf idea;;'...

 

[Treythalomew]

This is actively bad. I usually think there aren't that many bad songs, but this is bad and a waste of the girl.

 

[Red Arremer]

So....are san marinos italians or what?

Yes and no. San Marino is a country completely surrounded by Italy, but it's been an independent country for several centuries (and prides itself on that fact).

I used to live there for a few months, it's great. But this song is not great. :C

 

[ShinRPGamer]

So....are san marinos italians or what?

Sort of. See Areemer's post.

What are you doing San Marino? You can (probably) do better than this.

 

[Lovely Salsa]

No chemistry between these two at all, but perhaps they're just too young for that.

All very Junior Eurovision - too much so!

The commentators said they were fighting back stage

 

[Auron_Kale]

Sorry San Marino, this sounds straight up from a cheap kid's movie...

 

[CheDominik]

I think this guy should sue his plastic surgeon...

 

[Tugatrix]

Too much bottox

 

[Aiii]

I like this.

 

[NumberThree]

At least this one's not in English.

 

[Jasup]

So the theme here is: old dirty man and his harem?

 

[Jamie OD]

Montenegrin Peter Moore.

 

[FortuneFaded]

I wonder which of the dancers he hasn't had sex with.

 

[evilpigking]

Agree with the botox comment, at least he can sing though.

 

[Ophiuchus]

Now this is voice..Go Montenegro.

 

[Rapstah]

The crowd reaction when the screens switched to red was painfully obviously dubbed. Come on, Eurovision people.

 

[StopMakingSense]

Montenegran Jon Voight

 

[Peru]

San Marino so bad it's good. Mintenegro a clear favorite so far to go through

 

[Tugatrix]

Hairless Tom Jones

 

[SecretMoblin]

I typically love the balkan ballads but this one does nothing for me

 

[Spyware]

I like the song, not a fan of Knez. Waaaay better than anything before it.

 

[DECK'ARD]

Dance break!

8 points for that.

 

[Milchmann]

Montenegrin Peter Moore.

Still better than an E3 press conference.

 

[FortuneFaded]

I've done that dance before. Then I try to see if I can walk in a straight line.

 

[Alessandro]

Best so far.

 

[Lovely Salsa]

Montenegro chicks are fiiiine

 

[Carbonox]

Does he say "pussy"? Sure why not.

 

[Jasup]

Might do well.

 

[Rapstah]

That was pretty good!

 

[Andrefpvs]

I liked Montenegro's song. They will go through.

 

[evilpigking]

Best song so far today but that wasn't a high bar to pass

 

[TheJoRu]

Non-English means plus points from me.

Doesn't mean the song is any good, but still.

 

[ShinRPGamer]

Montenegro's performance is pretty good. It's probably the best performance so far tonight though that's not saying much.

 

[Aiii]

I really enjoyed that song. Nothing too special, just a good song by a good singer.

 

[CheDominik]

Praise from the german commentator, that's a first.

 

[Ragnarsson]

This is doing nothing for me. Meh song, nice (but unimpressive) voice.

 

[Jamie OD]

Still better than an E3 press conference.

The NBA Elite T-pose dance confirmed I was right.

 

[Damon Bennet]

Where did all the back-up vocals come from. Domt all vocals have to be love? Sounded playback in parts

 

[Auron_Kale]

Dude hit up the botox too much though so far, he's the only one with a decent song.

Next.

 

[Lovely Salsa]

How can montenegro afford eurovision but croatia cant?

 

[Aiii]

Wait, Serbia's song was also called Warrior.

Way to be original.

 

[Rapstah]

Georgia anyone? What the hell.

 

[DECK'ARD]

Generic ballad #304