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[Schryver]

That was bad

 

[Jasup]

Smoking bra is certainly something new

 

[SLV]

She on FIRE

 

[MrBigBoy]

Is she a chicken?

 

[Mesousa]

Wow she's smoking...literally.

 

[oti]

i apologize in advance for the next act.

Entschuldigung nicht angenommen.

 

[DrM]

Welp, this was hard for my ears

 

[Tugatrix]

bring the fire extinguisher

 

[T.O.P]

Her voice is going in all the wrong places

 

[Diprosalic]

legit worst song ever.

 

[laoni]

I think your robot needs repairs guys, she's smoking

 

[obin_gam]

I think Finland just got saved from being the worst performace so far.

 

[evilpigking]

T___T

that is all

 

[Jasup]

Those moves

 

[Zeknurn]

These first three acts all feel like they've been plucked out of 90s Eurovision. It's great to be back.

 

[DrM]

She looks totally lost on the stage

 

[Peru]

Competent but unexciting songwriting, spotty performance.

 

[Ben Ghazi]

Oh, thank God Poland is not the worst today.

 

[Mesousa]

That legs together dip thing she does is so weird.

 

[Carbonox]

Nothing's as bad as Finland or Bosnia. This is naff but let's be real.

 

[DECK'ARD]

I see why Switzerland have odds of 600-1 now.

 

[evilpigking]

I lied it wasn't all. At first I thought her skirt was vinyl...also Switz should go hunt down Timebelle and beg them to reenter next year.

 

[oti]

Ohohoho NOW you agree with me. In the pre-season thread some people called this "cool" and "modern".

Greece was better than this.

 

[Spyware]

A girl with a dress that is on fire that's skiing on stage. What.

 

[magnificenz]

hosts musical > this 3 act

 

[Red Arremer]

This performance is not great, but let's be honest, it's not Bosnia.

 

[Jasup]

No, the stage is not a squatty potty, please use the toilet.

 

[ShinRPGamer]

Nope, not feeling it. I'd be shocked if this made the finals.

 

[rossonero]

That legs together dip thing she does is so weird.

Thank god, I was not the only one to notice. Creepy, like a bug in a game.

 

[T.O.P]

So bad wow

 

[Schryver]

Second half wasn't the worst but the start was atrocious

 

[laoni]

The EBU wouldn't let Israel have drones XD

 

[DrM]

what is this

 

[evilpigking]

Is the orf commentator just doing a play by play of these postcards?

 

[Diprosalic]

i have no idea what our committee is doing. they suck so hard at their job.
how can you send this?

 

[Tugatrix]

skyllrex?

 

[Humidex]

Discount Sam Smith representing Israel!

 

[laoni]

Random spinning hoop people

 

[DECK'ARD]

Horrible.

 

[red731]

/strike/We AFI now./strike/
Taking it back. Sorry.

 

[MrBigBoy]

Every song until now has a dark feeling to me.

 

[MightGoThere]

The ring people are cool at least.

 

[Red Arremer]

Is the orf commentator just doing a play by play of these postcards?

Generally he talks about the artist's personal history and such.

 

[Nivash]

Those "dancers" look like some kind of weird Dark Souls enemy.

That ring people are a Dark Souls enemy type.

Oooh, I like you. You're good people.

 

[oti]

That ring people are a Dark Souls enemy type.

 

[Jasup]

"Our song's boring, what can we do to spice the act up?"
"Two people spinning in a hula hoop!"

 

[DECK'ARD]

Excessive pyrotechnics there!

 

[laoni]

THE HOOP LIGHTS UP BEST HOOP

 

[Kinokou]

04. Best one so far.

 

[Mesousa]

Poor start so far