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Fake Picture GAF v9 No Man's Thirst
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You Know Nothing
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Only really happens to me if I wander into a ~hot button issue~ thread in OT while drunk and mouth off, then the following day I dread reading any replies. And briefly dread seeing a ban message or something.
Do u like choking? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
ThoseDeafMutes
Member
Funky, you told me to make steamed buns instead so I"m doing that now.
Steamed buns with a filling of coconut flakes + crushed up nice biscuits + sweetened condensed milk.
They were a fuckload of work to get done and it was messy as balls. These better be worth it.
Edit: Lol overfull. They all spilled over the top a bit. Fuck.
Steamed buns with a filling of coconut flakes + crushed up nice biscuits + sweetened condensed milk.
They were a fuckload of work to get done and it was messy as balls. These better be worth it.
Edit: Lol overfull. They all spilled over the top a bit. Fuck.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Oh man, I'm so sorry for the mess :lol the thing about steamed buns is that you risk fudging them up if you fill them like other kinds of buns. They are also very mild flavoured, so a bit of filling goes a long way.
I'm not sure about the condensed milk, but I'm sure coconut and chocolate would make for a bomb mix.
Are you sure you don't smoke sweet mary jane?
- start anew on a different continent/part of the world
- Vampire - The Masquerade: Bloodlines
- Carnage
- about 4 months ago in the Shanghainese subway
- 67 years and 9 months!
Both!
Yisss, probably next year
It's innate
No
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
I can't sleep. Thinking about a girl who just broke me. Like everything. Blocked me and probably sabotaged some interviews looking back.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Wiser men know not to overstuff buns. Bad things can happen.
You Know Nothing
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Prude.
Stan Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines tho.
It's hard for me not to overstuff buns what with my 10 inch dick and all.
ThoseDeafMutes
Member
Yes quite sure. I'm trying to figure out how I can use black current juice in a dumpling as we speak.
They're too thick currently, not sure how to deal with that. They also have a funny taste at the end, not sure if that's just because it was the first time using the bamboo steamer or if it's too much oil or too much baking soda or what.
Not sure if I'll make them again.
ThoseDeafMutes
Member
Black Currant rather
From 1-10 how do you rate yourself?
Favorite music artist?
Ideal type of girl?
Ideal type of guy?
If you could have anything right now what would it be?
If you choke a customer would it be 1 handed or 2 handed?
How often do you choke your chicken?
Do you like moisturizing your face? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Do you want me to moisturize your face? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Favorite movie?
Gaffers you want to bang?
Gaffers you want to slap?
What is the craziest thing you have done?
If you could change something about yourself what would you do?
If you were a prostitute. How much would you charge for your services?
Are you a prostitute?
Are you sure you're not a prostitute?
Does a dolla makes you holla?
Just focus on the tip
ThoseDeafMutes
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Ugly kid, I don't know why the cap is even putting the moves on him.
You Know Nothing
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Cackling.
I reckon I can be there this time next week.
- 6, perhaps?
- really depends on the mood and music genre I currently listen to
- not too 'girly', strong and independent, someone who I can build a future together that goes beyond house and family
- practically the same, but having a bf is impossible for me as long as my mother is alive and/or on good terms with me
- privacy from my family >.>
- depends on the size. I could use the other hand to slap the shit out of them
- almost daily. Having a horribly high sex drive like I do while being single AND shy as fuck is a tormenting
- not really
- sure if you know/have the right products for it
- Blade Runner
- too many to count
- everyone of you hoes except for Misha because she's cool
- fondled a co-worker after work...at work
- hmmm, my hair growth. I want to be able to grow a proper beard and thicker hair
- bitch, my is body exclusive merchandise
500 per hour
- yes
- eeehmmmm
I only look back at my grandfather as some kind of he man, but I don't know if that's just a construct in my mind. In reality I'm probably bigger now, and penis-wise, I'm probably at least as big
Wanna compare yours with mine?
Also Xiao I rate you a 9/10 all you need is me for the 10. XOXO
friskykillface
Banned
Zzzzzzzzzzz
Rock bottom? But who's that guy?
You Know Nothing
Member
I woke up at like 6AM but I mean I did go to bed at like 8 last night.
Okay, that makes sense. I honestly couldn't decipher it. lmao
Okay, that makes sense. I honestly couldn't decipher it. lmao
You Know Nothing
Member
Pentatonix are trashé.
So I went to get a pizza for me and my friend Dan. Im in dominoes and I place my order, I try to pay the guy but he says I should pay after the pizza is done, I wait around and when it's ready a different guy hands it to me and walks off, I walk out thinking nothing of it until I was almost home when I realised I didn't pay....I feel shitty, can't leave right now but I might go back in a couple of hours to pay.
What else is new?
You Know Nothing
Member
That's fine. Domino's pizza is worth approximately nothing.
Maybe they're better in the UK. But they're not even worthy of drunk food tier here in the US.
trab pu kcip
Member
I just slept until 2:30pm. but I felt like I needed it
Their great in England, good customer service and their prep, I feel bad about it and I'll probably go pay once I beat Dan's ass in Overwatch.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
So today I'm making stuffed roast chicken with white beans and chorizo.
The chicken is unusually yellow (and large-ish) because it's free range and was fed through its longer life with cereals.
Chorizo and sundried tomatoes were homemade. I couldn't be arsed to cook the beans the day before, so I bought a jar of them at the shop. Thyme was also dried instead of fresh; I'll probably grab some live one and plant it at home when I visit my parents again.
I've never tried this recipe before, but you can replicate it following Ramsay's steps.
The chicken is unusually yellow (and large-ish) because it's free range and was fed through its longer life with cereals.
Chorizo and sundried tomatoes were homemade. I couldn't be arsed to cook the beans the day before, so I bought a jar of them at the shop. Thyme was also dried instead of fresh; I'll probably grab some live one and plant it at home when I visit my parents again.
Trigger alert: the lemon goes in the butt.
I've never tried this recipe before, but you can replicate it following Ramsay's steps.
Mr. Daddy censor those grisly murder pics pls 
I slept 6 whole hours straight
Contemplating breakfast.
Also, anime moths amused me more than they should have
I slept 6 whole hours straight
Contemplating breakfast.
Also, anime moths amused me more than they should have
righthandmouse
Banned
Cat threw up all over my quilt. My grandma quilted it for me before she passed. What an ass hole.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
More proof of cats not giving a fuck.
Ok, I'll have 30 spare minutes while I wash everything. AMA.
Ok, I'll have 30 spare minutes while I wash everything. AMA.
Iron Man or the incredible hulk? Batman or superman? Israel or Palestine?
righthandmouse
Banned
What's the best place you visited? And how do you handle humidity?
This might be the most boring viral video ever, I'm glad no one got hurt but god damn 6 million views for this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg-RPTiVa_Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg-RPTiVa_Q
You Know Nothing
Member
- most satisfying ban you've ever administered?
- moths or butterflies?
- weirdest place you've had sex?
- do you ever have anal sex? if yes, have you ever had an unfortunate experience?
- if you were an isotope, what isotype would you be? stable? primordial? radioactive?
it reminded me a bit of that scene from Austin Powers with the roller.
ThoseDeafMutes
Member
How does it feel to be a spainling?
How big is your penis?
Last time you fapped?
Crazy sex stories?
Like prostage massages?
Into pegging?
Wanna see my dick?
What are your thoughts on docking?
Edit:
Thoughs on tipping?
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