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Fake Picture GAF v9 — No Man's Thirst

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Funky Papa

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Fluvian said:
Iron Man or the incredible hulk? Batman or superman? Israel or Palestine?
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  • Iron Man, but only if it's the deeply flawed version, not the Mary Sued one. Never quite liked Hulk.
  • Batman. Boy scout Supes is SO BORING.
  • Neither.

righthandmouse said:
What's the best place you visited? And how do you handle humidity?
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  • The non touristy part of the Canary Islands (but only to visit, not to live).
  • Poorly. High humidity makes me miserable.

Jobbs said:
  • most satisfying ban you've ever administered?
  • moths or butterflies?
  • weirdest place you've had sex?
  • do you ever have anal sex? if yes, have you ever had an unfortunate experience?
  • if you were an isotope, what isotype would you be? stable? primordial? radioactive?
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  • Some rando who tried to backseat mod me.
  • Butterflies.
  • The escalator.
  • Yes. No (although theres was a very painful accident some time ago that could count as much).
  • I'm lazy and aloof, so primordial?


ThoseDeafMutes said:
How does it feel to be a spainling?
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  • A mix of fear and shame. Like having breakfast at a kebab joint.


Vazra said:
How big is your penis?
Last time you fapped?
Crazy sex stories?
Like prostage massages?
Into pegging?
Wanna see my dick?
What are your thoughts on docking?

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Thoughs on tipping?
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  • Bigger than the national average but still ways from pornographic standards.
  • Two days ago
  • None that I can recall, shockingly.
  • Who doesn't like fireworks?
  • I've never tried it. I've heard it's an extremely intense experience for both partners and all the guys who have tried it and I know claim it's some life changing stuff, but I'm not sure I'm built for that.
  • Gosh.
  • It sounds like the silliest thing ever, but what do I know.
  • Never, unless the service was trully excellent.
 
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trab pu kcip

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Funky Papa said:
  • Iron Man, but only if it's the deeply flawed version, not the Mary Sued one. Never quite liked Hulk.
  • Batman. Boy scout Supes is SO BORING.
  • Neither.


  • The non touristy part of the Canary Islands (but only to visit, not to live).
  • Poorly. High humidity makes me miserable.


  • Some rando who tried to backseat mod me.
  • Butterflies.
  • The escalator.
  • Yes. No (although theres was a very painful accident some time ago that could count as much).
  • I'm lazy and aloof, so primordial?



  • A mix of fear and shame. Like having breakfast at a kebab joint.




  • Bigger than the national average but still ways from pornographic standards.
  • Two days ago
  • None that I can recall, shockingly.
  • Who doesn't like fireworks?
  • I've never tried it. I've heard it's an extremely intense experience for both partners and all the guys who have tried it and I know claim it's some life changing stuff, but I'm not sure I'm built for that.
  • Gosh.
  • It sounds like the silliest thing ever, but what do I know.
  • Never, unless the service was trully excellent.
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TWO DAYS
 
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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
trab pu kcip said:
oh ;( I don't know how that's like tbh
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Sometimes you are taking a nap, slowly start feeling like the angels are singing inside your head and when you wake up she's down there, looking at you. This happens both ways.

And then we bake something.

In all fairness, it took me years of despair to get here.
 
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trab pu kcip

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Funky Papa said:
Sometimes you are taking a nap, slowly start feeling like the angels are singing inside your head and when you wake up she's down there, looking at you. This happens both ways.

And then we bake something.

In all fairness, it took me a long way to get here.
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how'd you two meet?
 
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Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
Lawnmower is fucked so the lawn will wait and now taking a shower to then go to watch Kubo. It's a good day

Edit: @Funky that gosh is yes or no?
 
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Misha

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Someday ill go through all the people following me on tumbler and block all the porn blogs. Should end up with like 7 in the end
 
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Jobbs

Banned
Funky Papa said:
  • Butterflies.
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;_;

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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
trab pu kcip said:
how'd you two meet?
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The Spanish version of Adopt A Guy (US/UK fakers may want to Google that, it's a cheeky dating site where women initiate contact after picking a guy as if it were a product from the shelves of a supermarket; yes, it's TOTALLY sexist and objetifying, but unlike Tinder, it yields results. It's also where I was offered to work as a male escort, which, umh, not). We had a date scheduled for the next day but we happened to bump shoulders at a festival the night before and recognised each other. We made up like we were 16 and spent the rest of the night talking ultil the sun rised. Then we went home and later that day had our first date.

That was two years ago.
 
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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Jobbs said:
;_;

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I think moths are cute in pictures, but they scare the crap out of me IRL. That one in particular looks the size of a small rodent and would probably result in a cardiac event if it caught me off guard.

Vaz: Thanks the offering, but I think I'm good.
 
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trab pu kcip

Member
Funky Papa said:
The Spanish version of Adopt A Guy (US/UK fakers may want to Google that, it's a cheeky dating site where women initiate contact after picking a guy as if it were a product from the shelves of a supermarket; yes, it's TOTALLY sexist and objetifying, but unlike Tinder, it yields results. It's also where I was offered to work as a male escort, which, umh, not). We had a date scheduled for the next day but we happened to bump shoulders at a festival the night before and recognised each other. We made up like we were 16 and spent the rest of the night talking ultil the sun rised. Then we went home and later that day had our first date.

That was two years ago.
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awwww. this sounds so great <3
this site seems really interesting, lol. never heard of it tbh

RobotNinjaHornets said:
Hey trab guess who I'm right next to
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ONSIND guy???
 
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AcridMeat

Banned
Funky Papa said:
The Spanish version of Adopt A Guy (US/UK fakers may want to Google that, it's a cheeky dating site where women initiate contact after picking a guy as if it were a product from the shelves of a supermarket; yes, it's TOTALLY sexist and objetifying, but unlike Tinder, it yields results. It's also where I was offered to work as a male escort, which, umh, not). We had a date scheduled for the next day but we happened to bump shoulders at a festival the night before and recognised each other. We made up like we were 16 and spent the rest of the night talking ultil the sun rised. Then we went home and later that day had our first date.

That was two years ago.
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Bumble sounds a bit similar to this. It's more set up like a Tinder but the girls have 24 hours to message or the match is lost.

That's a sweet story though funky pappy. Glad you're happy.
 
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