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I'll never understand what anyone saw in Shadow Complex. I didn't like it at all. Strider was better but still boring and I couldn't bring myself to finish it.

I was obsessed with Strider for a week and I realized it was bullshit. I still haven't finished it at all. Sold all the cards that I got with it, as well.

Fuck Strider.
 

jb1234

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I was obsessed with Strider for a week and I realized it was bullshit. I still haven't finished it at all. Sold all the cards that I got with it, as well.

Fuck Strider.

I played through Strider but I can't remember a single thing about it. Shadow Complex at least had a few memorable set pieces. I liked it.
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
lol....
yesterday

What is your earliest memory?
What videogame you have a hate boner for?
Did you have a videogame, cartoon show crush? If so who?
Favorite music album?
What can you talk about for hours without getting bored?
What bores you quickly?
If you could delete a videogame series which would it be?
Which game series you would like to see come back?
Any shit games you love out of nostalgia?
 

FloatOn

Member
After staying out until about 3am last night today was one of the laziest fucking days I've had in a long time. Basically the only reason I've moved from my bed was so that I could eat.

And speaking of food I've been a god damn glutton today... I ate so much brisket at lunch and now I just had a mess of tres leches..... End me.

(Im going to do a couple chores before I go to sleep again so I don't feel like such a piece of shit)
 

AcridMeat

Banned
Did some cleaning and chores around here, off to hang with gf then go to brewery. :D

Hard Reset would have been mighty impressive if I played more of it when it came out. It's visually crazy in big set piece battles, but all I'm thinking about is DOOM and how amazing that game is.
 

Jobbs

Banned
The mutant penis in Off Topic.

I am done.

Read topic heading. Didn't click because it's going to be a string of dick jokes and "that's not normal?" jokes and "I'm so jealous" jokes and on and on.

By the way, guys, no one gives a fuck, and a monster sized penis is almost exclusively a male fantasy
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
What is your earliest memory?
What videogame you have a hate boner for?
Did you have a videogame, cartoon show crush? If so who?
Favorite music album?
What can you talk about for hours without getting bored?
What bores you quickly?
If you could delete a videogame series which would it be?
Which game series you would like to see come back?
Any shit games you love out of nostalgia?
Before I knew how to speak, the light was on in the kitchen and it upset me, so I cried.
The Last of Us. I like it, I hate its cult.
...Jill Valentine.
Daft Punk's earlier stuff
Video games.
Politics
Senren Kagura
Suikoden!!!
ATV Offroad Fury... lol
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
Before I knew how to speak, the light was on in the kitchen and it upset me, so I cried.
The Last of Us. I like it, I hate its cult.
...Jill Valentine.
Daft Punk's earlier stuff
Video games.
Politics
Senren Kagura
Suikoden!!!
ATV Offroad Fury... lol

Any food you can't stand?
Any other things you would like to see come back from the past?
Any regrets?
What is the moment you cherish the most from your life?
Can you play any instruments?
If my chest is Finland and my sausage is Turkey. Which place within that range you want to visit?
 

Misha

Banned
Read topic heading. Didn't click because it's going to be a string of dick jokes and "that's not normal?" jokes and "I'm so jealous" jokes and on and on.

By the way, guys, no one gives a fuck, and a monster sized penis is almost exclusively a male fantasy
I can confirm I don't want to have a monster sized penis :V
 

Fluvian

Banned
Any food you can't stand?
Any other things you would like to see come back from the past?
Any regrets?
What is the moment you cherish the most from your life?
Can you play any instruments?
If my chest is Finland and my penis is Turkey. Which place within that range you want to visit?

Sushi
My comic book collection that got burnt up
Not doing MDMA at Glastonbury when I was 14
There was a moment in my first ever relationship where I really felt connected to my ex, it was the first time in my life I actually felt anchored to this planet.
Bass
I always start with the belly button, where is that?.
 

Jobbs

Banned
I can confirm I don't want to have a monster sized penis :V

I would guess 6 to 7 is nice for most women. 8+ is probably scary.

Again, I think porno sized cocks are primarily a male fantasy.

Phew. Okay, I need to go to bed or take a nap or something. I'm so sleepy.
 

Fluvian

Banned
I would guess 6 to 7 is nice for most women. 8+ is probably scary.

Again, I think porno sized cocks are primarily a male fantasy.

Phew. Okay, I need to go to bed or take a nap or something. I'm so sleepy.

Somebody clearly hasn't seen the look of disappointment on a girls face when she's built up unfair expectations because of my height.
 

Misha

Banned
I would guess 6 to 7 is nice for most women. 8+ is probably scary.

Again, I think porno sized cocks are primarily a male fantasy.

Phew. Okay, I need to go to bed or take a nap or something. I'm so sleepy.
...I don't think you got my joke
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
Probably. I'm fading. Sorry for missing your joke :( zzzzzzzzzzzz

Changing the subject. What is the latest update with Ghost Song? I have been terrible at keeping up with gaming news this year so Im checking what have I missed here. Anything you can share? :p
 

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
I would say 5 to 7 is workable. Large dicks are a dude thing. I personally don't like having my cervix assaulted.
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
NOOOOPPPPEEEE!.

Decided to look at the map and here you have your options
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Fluvian

Banned
Decided to look at the map and here you have your options
f3e3364211.png
Being openly bisexual in any of those countries would get me shit, fuck those countries, I'll stick to western and Northern Europe thank you EDIT: Oh I guess I could just go for Finland
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Any food you can't stand?
Any other things you would like to see come back from the past?
Any regrets?
What is the moment you cherish the most from your life?
Can you play any instruments?
If my chest is Finland and my sausage is Turkey. Which place within that range you want to visit?
Bacon.
A relationship
My last relationship
Innocent birthday party shenanigans with my friends when I was in sixth or seventh grade.
French Horn
...Finland
 
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