RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
*waiting for a cab to go a client because I overslept and the trains are garbage wooooo*
Fake Picture GAF v9 No Man's Thirst
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Pancake Mix
Copied someone else's pancake recipe
Was looking at the Rwandan Genocide...how can humans be that cruel... 
And oh my god at what happened to the 10 Belgian peacekeepers...RIP. Don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight. I would have declared war and invaded over that alone.
Like, seriously, with what happened to them I would immediately go after the perpetrators with revenge in my mind.
About the genocide in general, good on the rebels to ignore bullshit noise from other countries about a "ceasefire" and not stop fighting until the killing stopped.
And oh my god at what happened to the 10 Belgian peacekeepers...RIP. Don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight. I would have declared war and invaded over that alone.
Like, seriously, with what happened to them I would immediately go after the perpetrators with revenge in my mind.
About the genocide in general, good on the rebels to ignore bullshit noise from other countries about a "ceasefire" and not stop fighting until the killing stopped.
liliththepale
Banned
just skip breakfast
I know that's not a real solution, but personally I don't eat breakfast unless explicitly invited to one, and usually then I ask for it to be a brunch instead. Waking up alone I get though.
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
it arrived
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Girlfriend left for Germany so I'll be naked and afraid for the next three weeks. Lucky me, she left a cute "mystery" cute note for each day she spends away.
It's like we are two 15 year olds trapped in adult bodies.
Unrelated: Quality White Girl Pop™ for Jake.
Edit: That Poppy shirt. You are a braver man than me, EachChildren.
It's like we are two 15 year olds trapped in adult bodies.
Unrelated: Quality White Girl Pop™ for Jake.
Edit: That Poppy shirt. You are a braver man than me, EachChildren.
Haven't been doing breakfast really. I tend to get up in the PM lately, which previously seemed weird but turned out to make a lot of sense. My gf has been staying with me lately and with her new schedule she typically leaves in the AM.
Time to drawerererer.
Don't you dare masturbate
Time to drawerererer.
Don't you dare masturbate
liliththepale
Banned
it arrived
everything about that is beautiful
cute notes are the best!
My girlfriend loves to text me when she wakes up so that it's the first thing I read in the morning.
A friend of a friend was told by their wife before she left for a trip "Don't masturbate so much this time.
Dudes and their masturbating ruined moisturizer. I haphazardly left it near my computer and was asked by my gf if I was jerking off and why
Agreed. Nothing more depressing than sitting down with budget coffee and a bowl of soggy cornflakes with no one to talk to or anything. I miss the days of having conversation over the breakfast table. Now I just catch up on my YouTube subscriptions.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Anyone wanna design me a tattoo
I'm serious
I'm serious
Did you point out that you weren't in the shower?
Pay serious money to a tattoo artist.
liliththepale
Banned
NO RAGRETS
I can help out if you like but I think FUME5 has the right idea.
edit or this
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Dats balla.
As far as she knows I never jerk off at all.
..Which isn't very far from the truth. It may be a bit of a thing when I'm single, but presently it's pretty rare. I'd have to be particularly aggravated for whatever reason and not have an outlet available for whatever reason.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
NO RAGRETS
I can help out if you like but I think FUME5 has the right idea.
edit or this
As much as I would die for Lexa I ain't about to get something from a show on my body
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
She told me that we could, uh, "Skype", but I'm kinda violently averse to the idea of putting myself butt nekkid in front of a camera.
Aggravated Shower Wank is the name of my Synthwave persona.
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
CuckWave
I've done it.
She told me that we could, uh, "Skype", but I'm kinda violently averse to the idea of putting myself butt nekkid in front of a camera.
I hate it.
I prefer watching it.
Wow.
just skip breakfast
I know that's not a real solution, but personally I don't eat breakfast unless explicitly invited to one, and usually then I ask for it to be a brunch instead. Waking up alone I get though.
Funny thing is I'm never that hungry in the morning so by the time my tummy is ready to eat it is around brunch time.
I usually turn on Bloomberg live and listens to their news. More relevant to me and I learn something in the meantime.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Oh, wow.
Carly Rae Jepsen's E-MO-TION Side B is fire.
Pop-GAF didn't lie to me for once.
I'm kinda shocked.
Carly Rae Jepsen's E-MO-TION Side B is fire.
Pop-GAF didn't lie to me for once.
I'm kinda shocked.
She told me that we could, uh, "Skype", but I'm kinda violently averse to the idea of putting myself butt nekkid in front of a camera.
Wouldn't do this either, but I'm a hypocrite because I won't discourage a gf from doing this type of stuff if she wants to
For some reason I couldn't find any tracks I really liked that much on the new carly rae. A couple were okay.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Smooth legs
Also do I need to link back to my Emotion review?
Also do I need to link back to my Emotion review?
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
Yass
She told me that we could, uh, "Skype", but I'm kinda violently averse to the idea of putting myself butt nekkid in front of a camera.
You could practice with me on Skype.
Wish I lived near so I could slap you then kiss you and slap you again to throw you out of the loop.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Little Monser
Banned
Let the good sis Carly show you the light
Looking good.it arrived
Meh, maybe it's because we wake up in different times but I almost never chat with my man while eating breakfast.
Still sometimes I do make something for him, but most of the times I'm too lazy to make anything in the morning haha
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
ZEROOOOOO
How's it going? :3
How's it going? :3
Very busy, seems I can never stop or else I'll get guilty I'm not doing anything. Still I need more sleep. In good news I had some amazing sex after 2 weeks of nothing, so I'm more calm on that front haha
Hbu any news?
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
You need to sleeeeeeep *is a hypocrite*Zero²;216653601 said:
Me? Oh not much news
Just that you weren't the only one to have sex :3
I know, I'll try making time for a afternoon nap 😪
Ohhh tell me the details! 😲
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Haha, good :3Zero²;216654366 said:
Hookup from Grindr :3 We'd been talking since Monday and decided we'd meet up on Friday. I met him in town and we back to his flat, where he got food because he'd just got off work, then put a film on. I slowly got more comfortable with cuddling until he shifted my hand...uh...into position and we started making out. And then escalated. A lot :3
I'll PM you the lewder details when I'm off work if you want, haha :3
Morning daddy.
Ohhh that sounds hot! Sure, I love hearing about people's first time, it's always a surprise haha
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Haha, it was fun, and waaaay less awkward than I expected. Apparently I'm a natural, hehehe :3Zero²;216657186 said:
And ok, you'll get lewdness in a few hours
Hope its not too hard on ya man.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
You'll be fine.
Will he be fine after hanging out with me tho? 😈
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Lexa snapchat is back
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