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House of The Flying Daggers or Enter The Dragon
Josh with a J
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Just got such a weird text message
I think I just got dumped by a girl I wasn't dating lol
I think I just got dumped by a girl I wasn't dating lol
Pancake Mix
Copied someone else's pancake recipe
Coworkers are telling me the girl I was into is probably several years older than me <.<.
Yeah, she's probably not going to go for that. Looked about my age to me...but I guess I'm not a great judge.
Yeah, she's probably not going to go for that. Looked about my age to me...but I guess I'm not a great judge.
on the chest?
Aarglefarg
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Is arriving to the waiting room for a medical appointment 20 minutes early (in the afternoon) a weird thing?
With the train schedule it was that or risk cutting it close and I walked around for 10 minutes outside first. Then I opened the door and there was a chain and unlocked lock on the inside of the door which I hadn't noticed and it was loud when opening it. And nobody was in the waiting room and someone came out from the back office and they said I'm 20 minutes early and I'm welcome to wait inside but asked if I wanted to walk outside first...
And then someone working there came out to wait in the reception and now I'm thinking maybe I cut short their lunch and they are to make sure I don't steal something? Imagination isn't rainbows.
With the train schedule it was that or risk cutting it close and I walked around for 10 minutes outside first. Then I opened the door and there was a chain and unlocked lock on the inside of the door which I hadn't noticed and it was loud when opening it. And nobody was in the waiting room and someone came out from the back office and they said I'm 20 minutes early and I'm welcome to wait inside but asked if I wanted to walk outside first...
And then someone working there came out to wait in the reception and now I'm thinking maybe I cut short their lunch and they are to make sure I don't steal something? Imagination isn't rainbows.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Decent picks.
Bullshit, plenty of women will date someone younger than them.
Pancake Mix
Copied someone else's pancake recipe
5 years (not sure but perhaps) difference is quite a bit. Usually the man is older if the difference is that big.
Just seems a bit unlikely.
Plus you get to look at Takeshi Kaneshiro.
Dated a 26 year old when I was 18, had plenty of friends when I went back to uni who dated guys 3,4, 5 years younger and a few who dated 10+ years younger.
Pancake Mix
Copied someone else's pancake recipe
Hmm, and you're from the Anglosphere too I see so it's not like there'd be much of a cultural difference.
Okay, I'll try, thanks.
I like this gif of yours, works in many contexts. Windex fixes everything.
You have to fight my boyfriend for him more than me tbh.He is mine so...
Alternatively I can let you have him so I don't have competition.
Good luck!
Aarglefarg
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I wouldn't have expected it to be weird beforehand. Much more than that would be though.
Militaries should subtract 15 minutes from appointment times, I think. Or maybe to confuse the enemy who shows up 15 minutes later. I won't let the secret out.
"She looks better than a 10 inch dick and you know it"
"She misses us like that lump on my twat I removed last week"
"Everybody got aids and shit"
"Must be weird not having anybody cum on you"
"If you want to last longer than a week, you give me a blow-job. First I get you used to the money, then I make you swallow."
"I have a problem with pussy. I always have, and I'm always gonna."
"I'm erect. Why aren't you erect?"
"Molly, they're going to see a smiling snatch if you don't fix this g-string."
" Come back when you've fucked some of this baby fat off. See ya."
"You're the only one who can get my tits poppin' right!"
Iconic lines from Showgirls.
"She misses us like that lump on my twat I removed last week"
"Everybody got aids and shit"
"Must be weird not having anybody cum on you"
"If you want to last longer than a week, you give me a blow-job. First I get you used to the money, then I make you swallow."
"I have a problem with pussy. I always have, and I'm always gonna."
"I'm erect. Why aren't you erect?"
"Molly, they're going to see a smiling snatch if you don't fix this g-string."
" Come back when you've fucked some of this baby fat off. See ya."
"You're the only one who can get my tits poppin' right!"
Iconic lines from Showgirls.
Did you steal their imagination rainbows?
Baroquemantic
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Man I wish I could fly or something. Like have some big ass wings grow out my back. Somebody needs to mix human and avian DNA and make it happen. I just want to fly away like in that one song. If some friendly aliens ever come to earth, I'm volunteering myself to leave with them the first chance I get. Fuck yo, life sucks.
It's all fun and games until they bring out the probes.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Schrodinger's date
Depending how your bf looks I may be ok sharing or maybe participate at the same time.
He's hot. I've hit on him more than once.
Baroquemantic
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I said friendly aliens, not friendly aliens.
You Know Nothing
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Who knows what ET's done with that finger in all the fanfiction online.
Baroquemantic
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So ET actually stands for extra touchy?
Edit: Ha, he kinda has that look on his face too.
Edit: Ha, he kinda has that look on his face too.
liliththepale
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I think it's funny that anal probing is the worst thing imaginable to a lot of people as far as alien encounters go. I'd be much more worried about missing certain organs or being implanted with alien babies or something like that.
People are hilariously bad at judging ages sometimes. I had somebody a couple days ago ask if my girlfriend is in high school. She turns 24 in two weeks...
People are hilariously bad at judging ages sometimes. I had somebody a couple days ago ask if my girlfriend is in high school. She turns 24 in two weeks...
Don't make me post that nightmarish porn ET.
Why do you think they're fucking around in there?
Why do you think they're fucking around in there?
liliththepale
Banned
Please tell me it's call the Extra Tear-ass-trial
Just got home. Holy shit I need a few days to decompress. Way too much bouncing around events and socializing this weekend.
This is my goal.
Goodnight.
This is my goal.
Goodnight.
I'd worry about being a lab rat or pet. You see how we treat other species that we see as lesser lifeforms, id imagine an alien species could feel similarly
Alas, the internet tells me it is the far less imaginative ET: Porn Home.
NSFL Alert
My road trip today ended up being a short trip to see mom instead because I got really fatigued. But it's all good. Got to spend time with her cat, get my car all cleaned out and then saw some family friends. Tomorrow, I'll see how I'm feeling and if I want to make the trip for good. I just hate driving for four bloody hours.
liliththepale
Banned
When you said bouncing around my first instinct was that you had just come from a trampoline park. My girlfriend cracked a rib at one of those several years ago (obviously long before we were dating).
That doggo looks so content
As far as we can tell the rats don't care. For all we know, we could already be someone else' lab rats. We could even be part of an experiment run by space rats in an attempt to answer mind-bogglingly complex questions about the nature of life, the universe and everything.
We should get rats to sign consent forms before hand to be sure
Baroquemantic
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Bruh. That is some (hilarious looking) nightmare fuel if I ever seen it.Alas, the internet tells me it is the far less imaginative ET: Porn Home.
NSFL Alert
Edit: Actually, porn ET looks like an anthropomorphic turd. That makes things even worse.
liliththepale
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to be fair, all the planning charts and orders have been on display in your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for fifty of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now.
I saw some of this on Twitter earlier. Looked like a lot of fun!
You Know Nothing
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Fuck, that ET porn gif. And I thought the internet had made me immune to this shit.
I saw some of this on Twitter earlier. Looked like a lot of fun!
Yeah, I made it work.
Although the pic everyone really loves (with crazy costumed Josh) is from four years ago, haha.
You Know Nothing
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As an aside, I once watched a bit of a Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs porn and just laughed the whole time.
Chuckie
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Listen to him. I've smoked for more than half a year, getting off that shit is just horrible.
I dated an 18-year old when I was 27. In fact, that was Graveyard Booty girl. She was hot, and the sexual chemistry was there, but there was just no emotional attachment, and she was a bit too immature for my liking. As long as it's above 18, who cares who you date? Just keep it legal, bruh.
HP_Wuvcraft
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Watching streams.
If you limit discussion in your chat, then I'm sorry, but you're a shitty streamer. I understand wanting to keep things decent, but if that extends to politics and, you know, differing opinions, then I will unfollow you so fucking fast.
If you limit discussion in your chat, then I'm sorry, but you're a shitty streamer. I understand wanting to keep things decent, but if that extends to politics and, you know, differing opinions, then I will unfollow you so fucking fast.
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