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[FUME5]

Neither would I if I didn't have loads of insecure fat friends, when fat people are insecure they mock skinny people "look at how thin you are, I bet you don't struggle with stairs" someone once said to me in an attempt to make me feel shame for being skinny, it's so fucking weird, if you're fat either accept it or do something about it like I did, don't just sit there and wallow in misery.

Haha, what the fuck?

 

[Chuckie]

"look at how thin you are, I bet you don't struggle with stairs"

Well? Do you struggle? You thin piece of shit!

 

[Fluvian]

Haha, what the fuck?

Like literally noting prompted him to say that, i was just walking past him in college, he might have been having a laugh but his tone was so dead serious.

 

[Fluvian]

Well? Do you struggle? You thin piece of shit!

Lol, skinny people with bad cardio hate stairs as much as any fat man.

 

[Chuckie]

Lol, skinny people with bad cardio hate stairs as much as any fat man.

I think everybody hates stairs

 

[liliththepale]

I hate stares

 

[FloatOn]

I just invented my own time zone

How's life?

 

[Chuckie]

I hate stares

Not when I do it.

 

[liliththepale]

I just invented my own time zone

How's life?

Yay

You might be here to see a new star be born

I hope

because I left for dinner and got wasted and took a nap for three hours but you all still haven't finished this thread yet

so let's kick it into fifrth gear or whatever is the top one in your car and zoom zoom to enlightment

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I got into work at 8, probably unnecessarily. I am tired.

On the plus side, I get to go home an hour early.

 

[liliththepale]

Not when I do it.

um yes I do

 

[Chuckie]

um yes I do

Well it is your own fault for looking so lovely!

Spoiler

I think I vomited a bit in my own mouth just now

 

[FloatOn]

I just found out that turquoise jeep is coming to town November 10

 

[liliththepale]

in all seriouslyness, stairs are fine. I have the cardio of a saint

a saint who's single-handedly saving the planet by biking to work instead of driving her car. you're welcome

 

[FloatOn]

in all seriouslyness, stairs are fine. I have the cardio of a saint

a saint who's single-handedly saving the planet by biking to work instead of driving her car. you're welcome

I'm going to lower my carbon footprint by working from home one day

 

[Chuckie]

in all seriouslyness, stairs are fine. I have the cardio of a saint

a saint who's single-handedly saving the planet by biking to work instead of driving her car. you're welcome

 

[FloatOn]

Just kidding I love my soul crushing, mind numbing commute.

It builds character

 

[liliththepale]

no I have monogram mugs on my desk

Just kidding I love my soul crushing, mind numbing commute.

It builds character

ikr. audiobook/podcasting time for reals

 

[FloatOn]

i was just struck with an overwhelming urge to watch linkin bark so I did and now so can you

 

[FUME5]

Cardio is average, but fucking fantastic for an ex smoker.

 

[Chuckie]

It takes forever to get to page 200

 

[FloatOn]

It takes forever to get to page 200

Post moar u cunt

 

[Baroquemantic]

no I have monogram mugs on my desk

I'm amazed at your ability to hold all those Ls.

 

[Chuckie]

Post moar u cunt

1/4th of all posts on this page are mine u Cuntosaurus Rex

 

[FloatOn]

I'm sorry this is what sleep deprivation looks like

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

My cardio is shit

I think I might be asthmatic though so I'm using that as an excuse

 

[liliththepale]

i was just struck with an overwhelming urge to watch linkin bark so I did and now so can you

omg this is too funny

Cardio is average, but fucking fantastic for an ex smoker.

I'm amazed at your ability to hold all those Ls.

I only hold one L at a time, silly

 

[FloatOn]

Smut time

 

[Baroquemantic]

This is the first time I've seen my quoted posts not be green. I no longer feel special.

Edit: That Linkin Bark video is hilarious.

 

[FloatOn]

This is the first time I've seen my quoted posts not be green. I no longer feel special.

That's because you're not. Nobody is. We are less than a blip in the timeline of the universe.

 

[liliththepale]

special is relative. I'm special to my girlfriend, close friends and family. I don't need to be special to someone a hundred years from now or even just someone across town. That wouldn't be much use to me.

I call this theory "special relativity"

 

[Clydefrog]

i know this hand from a gay porno

 

[FloatOn]

 

[Chuckie]

This is the first time I've seen my quoted posts not be green. I no longer feel special.

Edit: That Linkin Bark video is hilarious.

Mine are still green though.

 

[FUME5]

I should've given it some ridgey didge for extra rad.

 

[Baroquemantic]

--

Been watching Daym Drops videos for the last 30 minutes or so and they got me over here fiending something fierce.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

i know this hand from a gay porno

That you starred in?

Clyde, you don't have to go that low.

 

[FloatOn]

special is relative. I'm special to my girlfriend, close friends and family. I don't need to be special to someone a hundred years from now or even just someone across town. That wouldn't be much use to me.

I call this theory "special relativity"

I have a crush on your humor can we put it inside someone else?

 

[Clydefrog]

That you starred in?

Clyde, you don't have to go that low.

is it gay if he was giving me the handjob?

a hand is a hand after all

 

[FloatOn]

is it gay if he was giving me the handjob?

a hand is a hand after all

h = h

 

[Baroquemantic]

Knock knock

 

[Chuckie]

Knock knock

Who there?

 

[Baroquemantic]

Who there?

A broken pencil.

 

[liliththepale]

I have a crush on your humor can we put it inside someone else?

hmm. Good questions. I'm not necessarily opposed to the idea but I'm unsure the methodology

Knock knock

who's there?

 

[Chuckie]

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who?

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I have a crush on your humor can we put it inside someone else?

I'm sure Galen thought of that first.

 

[Baroquemantic]

who's there?

Etch

A broken pencil who?

 

[FloatOn]

hmm. Good questions. I'm not necessarily opposed to the idea but I'm unsure the methodology

 

[liliththepale]

Etch

I'll have you know my seasonal allergies are over, thank you very much

 

[FUME5]

The only dick that hand has touched is mine.