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[Funky Papa]

I think we've gotten a bit too obsessed with beards after seeing that gif. It's beginning to get bacon levels of annoying.

That particular beard probably tastes like bacon, too.

 

[Windam]

the fuck

 

[TrueGrime]

Dude.. I am a hairless motherfucker.

It would take me three lifetimes to get 1/3 of that guys beard.

 

[MutFox]

I am slowly growing a very short trimmed beard...
Not really growing, but letting it fill in.

Cause yeah, having asian in me,
hair on face and body isn't my strong suit.

 

[AcridMeat]

When I was a kid watching Figure It Out with SUMMER SANDERS, there was a kid whose "talent" was his brother eating cereal off of his chest dimple.

I was livid. That's not a talent! That's stupid!

Beard gif reminded me of that.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Figure It Out with Summer Sanders.

Fucking hell, MY CHILDHOOD.

 

[Wazzy]

So my work is doing our annual baseball tournament tomorrow(where we vs other stores in our district) and almost half the people that signed up at my store aren't even going.

Stephen and me got dis.

 

[Windam]

So my work is doing our annual baseball tournament tomorrow(where we vs other stores in our district) and almost half the people that signed up at my store aren't even going.

Stephen and me got dis.

I'm gonna need a video of you guys playing

Spoiler

and sweating under that hot summer sun, mmf.

 

[MutFox]

So my work is doing our annual baseball tournament tomorrow(where we vs other stores in our district) and almost half the people that signed up at my store aren't even going.

Stephen and me got dis.

My work couldn't get a softball team together...

 

[Turin]

I have the trimmer set to size 3 when I trim it now. We'll see how this goes.....

 

[You Know Nothing]

Kevin, don't make me get the hose again.

 

[Windam]

I've got a bottle of Aquafina right in front of me. It does nothing.

 

[MutFox]

For you Canucks fans in this thread...
Kesler is GONE.

GONE.

Anaheim.

 

[You Know Nothing]

There's a guy on this soap on TV wearing the tightest fucking shirt. It's kind of sheer and you can make out his pecs and his nipples are almost ripping through the fabric.

I can see why soap operas are still on the air now.

 

[Acid08]

For you Canucks fans in this thread...
Kesler is GONE.

GONE.

Anaheim.

Y'all got a decent return at least. Not great, but decent.

 

[MutFox]

Y'all got a decent return at least. Not great, but decent.

Better than what Gillis would have got.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

OK, I'm at full mast now, I'll have to stop posting for a bit because I need both hands.

brb

Well now we know you're lying.

Haha, you got me. I wasn't actually masturbating, it was an elaborate ruse in the name of comedy.

But I can wrap both hands around my shaft and still have the tip sticking out of the top. True story.

But maybe I just have dainty girl hands, who knows.

 

[Wazzy]

I'm gonna need a video of you guys playing

Spoiler

and sweating under that hot summer sun, mmf.

i'll get Stephen to go shirtless. Just for you.

For you Canucks fans in this thread...
Kesler is GONE.

GONE.

Anaheim.

Is he actually or is that a rumour?

 

[Windam]

i'll get Stephen to go shirtless. Just for you.

I need both of you

 

[You Know Nothing]

Shirtless Stephen?

Here lies You Know Nothing, he died of thirst.

 

[MutFox]

Is he actually or is that a rumour?

Like really, it's being reported all over now.
We got Bonino, Sbisa and their 24th pick.

 

[Acid08]

He's actually gone, Wazzerz. Y'all got a decent top six player, a young dman with good upside(who has struggled in the NHL a bit), and the 24th overall pick for him.

 

[Wazzy]

But Acid he was my favourite player. ; ;

I need both of you

Sorry girl. You would only get boobs and not manly chest like Stephen if I did it. I'm giving you what you really want.

Like really, it's being reported all over now.
We got Bonino, Sbisa and they're 24th pick.

NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

; ;

FUCKDSFKDSNFAF

CHoked. CHOKED.

i JUST GOT A KESLER JERSEY LIKE, 5 MONTHS AGO. FUUUUUUUU-

 

[Acid08]

Now you're a Ducks fan. Quack quack.

 

[MutFox]

But Acid he was my favourite player. ; ;


Sorry girl. You would only get boobs and not manly chest like Stephen if I did it. I'm giving you what you really want.


NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

; ;

FUCKDSFKDSNFAF

CHoked. CHOKED.

i JUST GOT A KESLER JERSEY LIKE, 5 MONTHS AGO. FUUUUUUUU-

Yeah, I remember that jersey...
My bro got an Ohlund jersey right before he was traded... :/

You can always get the name and number patched over... :|

 

[Windam]

Sorry girl. You would only get boobs

"Only"? That's more than I asked for! I just wanna see you sweat

 

[y2dvd]

Hey guys, what's going on in this thread? *scans through a few pages* Oh..*slowly backs out of thread*

 

[MutFox]

"Only"? That's more than I asked for! I just wanna see you sweat

Boobs are better anyways. ;P

 

[Windam]

Boobs are better anyways. ;P

Sweat dripping down the neck into the cleavage cleft... HNNNNNGH

 

[You Know Nothing]

Sweat glistening off a chest covered with light hair...

 

[Wazzy]

Now you're a Ducks fan. Quack quack.

I was always a secret Duck fan.

Mighty Ducks moviessssssss

Yeah, I remember that jersey...
My bro got an Ohlund jersey right before he was traded... :/

You can always get the name and number patched over... :|

Yeah.

I guess I can always support my second fave, Burrows.

I've been a Kesler fan for so long now that this really stings, though.

"Only"? That's more than I asked for! I just wanna see Stephen sweat

And you will don't worry!

 

[Windam]

Sweat glistening off a chest covered with light hair...

No.

"Only"? That's more than I asked for! I just wanna see you sweat

And you will don't worry!

By "you" I meant Wazzy. Megan.

 

[MutFox]

This thread is slowly making me want to post something that would get me banned...

 

[MutFox]

Yeah.

I guess I can always support my second fave, Burrows.

I've been a Kesler fan for so long now that this really stings, though.

Yeah, Burrows is a good choice.
He's the name on my Jersey.

I got Hansen and Bieksa t-shirts too...

 

[Windam]

This thread is slowly making me want to post something that would get me banned...

Do it anyway. Adam doesn't have the guts to ban us.

 

[Wazzy]

No.





By "you" I meant Bluebadger. Stephen.

Well duh! That's why I said I'm giving you what you want.

Yeah, Burrows is a good choice.
He's the name on my Jersey.

I got Hansen and Bieksa t-shirts too...

Yeah Bur is cool. I'm going to miss Kes. I hope fans don't act like shit and are respectful when we play him.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Megan her edits.

I LIVE.

 

[MutFox]

Yeah Bur is cool. I'm going to miss Kes. I hope fans don't act like shit and are respectful when we play him.

Yeah, gonna miss Kes, he was a douche at times,
but still gonna miss his hard working play style.

 

[Windam]

Well duh! That's why I said I'm giving you what you want.

 

[Windam]

White/light theme 100ppp GAF Master Race represent

 

[Acid08]

White theme is doodoo butter.

 

[Not Spaceghost]

White/light theme 100ppp GAF Master Race represent

Representing.

 

[Wazzy]

Megan her edits.

I LIVE.

Yeah, gonna miss Kes, he was a douche at times,
but still gonna miss his hard working play style.

Exactly.

I think while he was a dick, he played hard for us and that should be respected.

Kevin who's been editing your posts? you should get that checked ASAP.

 

[MutFox]

I use white theme, I'm racist.

 

[Windam]

Kevin who's been editing your posts? you should get that check ASAP.

Just sweat for me, Megan.

I use white theme, I'm racist.

My man.

 

[Wazzy]

Just sweat for me, Stephen.

He will. I promise! I got your back.

 

[Funky Papa]

Sweat glistening off a chest covered with light hair...

We... We aren't talking about womin, right?

I'm so lost.

 

[Windam]

We... We aren't talking about womin, right?

I'm so lost.

I was, he wasn't.

 

[Wazzy]

I wasn't and he wasn't either.

Yeah we've been talking about men this entire time.

 

[Funky Papa]

*guilty boner*