I ain't your breh, pal.
I ain't your pal, buddy.
And I cant stay mad at you, I'm a lover not a fighter. xoxo
That WebM almost seems like a parody. Almost.
Today I learned that German Doner kebab is different from the one I have in London and that I must now go to Germany.
I've had one of those that guy pictured. I stayed in Munich with some friends and they took us to the 'best' take away kebap (thats what they call it) place. It was covered in dried chilli flakes to mask the flavour of the meat and wasn't that great :/ but I'm not a huge fan of donna anyway.
Currywurst on the other hand was god-like
If I ever go, I'm asking German-GAF where the best Doner is
Hint: the best doner is actually shish
And the best shish is Persian
Something we agree on!
Lamb shish and kofte mixed kebab with Persian rice
Fuck it, I know what I'm having for dinner
I usually have mine with bread! But yeah, I also know what dinner shall be tonight.
Khlav Kalash! Get your Khlav Kalash!
Woken up to the window guy loudly installing our new door right next to my window
Sigh
Night-time runs are the best, that extra speed you get through fear of being stabbed works wonders.
fuck you all
Are you a one man show then?I'm not into orgys
Are you a one man show then?
Get the lube and let's have at it then.
How long can he last?One man, two hands.
How long can he last?
The Master Baiter
Coming this fall
There's no rod he can't handle
Rated G
How long can he last?
The Master Baiter
Coming this fall
There's no rod he can't handle
Rated G
I thought you were Stephen's bitch.
I miss the days in my first job where people could make that shit for me. ;_;Being able to make coffee at home is going to kill me.
*jitters*
tighter than you
Being able to make coffee at home is going to kill me.
*jitters*
My bussy tight thank you very much.
Get with Tash. It will be like Russian roulette every time you sleep together.
I didn't comment on this, but this is good.Just saw this pop up on Facebook -
It'd be nice if more people actually got this
Coffee is great. I'm on my fourth nip.