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FakeGAF 2.0: The Return of the Thirst

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Halo 2

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I like pink nipples.

I need to go to Russia/Czech Republic/Poland.

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Windam

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Do you like my reply to him?

And I'm sure.

I feel bad for both of you.

Someone take me out for coffee and dessert waffles.

I forgot what being sober is.
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those cups sound delicious right now I wish I had hazelnut creamer right now.

Come towards the light.

I'll give you some cream, breh.
 

Halo 2

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The phenomenon is real.

At a subway stop last year a 70 something year old bald asian dude in really good shape tried to convince my roommate and I to have sex with him for money.

He went on to explain the fat stacks he made fucking older men as a child, the whole time he was stroking my arm (sweaty of course we were drunk and it was hot out) I had to kindly remove it a few times.

I had to explain to him that I liked gurl butts. He was dumbfounded.


All I really want in life is a cronut.
 
I approve of Halo 2's new avatar.

Do you like my reply to him?

That gif. LORD. I'M LOSING IT AGAIN.

At a subway stop last year a 70 something year old bald asian dude in really good shape tried to convince my roommate and I to have sex with him for money.

He went on to explain the fat stacks he made fucking older men as a child, the whole time he was stroking my arm (sweaty of course we were drunk and it was hot out) I had to kindly remove it a few times.

I had to explain to him that I liked gurl butts. He was dumbfounded.

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Halo 2

Banned
I read somethin' about weed dulling your brain's dream centers.

I wonder if it has anything to do with never waking up rested.
THE IRONY IN THAT IF IT'S TRUE
 
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