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[RobotNinjaHornets]

I just hit the "Mark Forums Read" button...

Kill me.

...I don't think I've ever hit that

Also computer shit's getting delivered tomorrow aw yeah

 

[Transhuman]

I'm assuming most people here have seen 'Shame'.

Yes. His flaccid peen was glorious.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I've never hit Mark Forums Read.

 

[Transhuman]

I've never hit Mark Forums Read.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci9aCESJXUQ#t=162

 

[Turin]

Would like to find out exactly what this guy is doing. Mostly calisthenics I'm sure.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Anyone here tried to make their own beef jerky? I want to give it a go.

Spoiler

Failing that, can anyone jerk my beef?

My bro does. I'll ask him his secrets.

 

[You Know Nothing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci9aCESJXUQ#t=162

Fuck me, daddy.

Yeah, that about sums it up.

 

[The_Poet]

My bro does. I'll ask him his secrets.

Haha cheers.

I'de like them passed down to me in a dusty leather bound book.

 

[Transhuman]

Haha cheers.

I'de like them passed down to me in a dusty leather bound book.

It's bound in priceless jerky from the renaissance period.

 

[The_Poet]

It's bound in priceless jerky from the renaissance period.

Can I nibble a corner? How about just a lick?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Can I nibble a corner? How about just a lick?

Hmm, this really needs to be submitted to GAF No Context.

 

[TrueGrime]

Yo. Did anyone not sleep at all tonight

I didn't. I'm so fucked for work. fucK.

I dont even drink coffe.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Yo. Did anyone not sleep at all tonight

I didn't. I'm so fucked for work. fucK.

I dont even drink coffe.

#praying4u

I got about six hours myself. Feel pretty refreshed.

 

[TrueGrime]

#praying4u

I got about six hours myself. Feel pretty refreshed.

Write me a good eulogy Jake.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

What's your current profession, Grime?

 

[TrueGrime]

What's your current profession, Grime?

flight engineer for c-130'sin the Marines.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Yeah so that's probably not a good job to be tired for.

 

[The_Poet]

Yo. Did anyone not sleep at all tonight

I didn't. I'm so fucked for work. fucK.

I dont even drink coffe.

Coffee is overrated. I've started drinking it and if anything I'm more tired in the morning.

I need to start doing charlie, clearly the next logical step.

 

[Turin]

Yo. Did anyone not sleep at all tonight

I didn't. I'm so fucked for work. fucK.

I dont even drink coffe.

I've had three days off(work tomorrow) and have just been sleeping constantly, like every 6-8 hours getting 4-5 hour nap. Been in desperate need to recharge the battery's.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

What's your current profession, Grime?

flight engineer for c-130'sin the Marines.

Yeah so that's probably not a good job to be tired for.

"Why do I still have three 10mm M4 bolts in my hand? Aww shit..."

 

[TrueGrime]

Yeah so that's probably not a good job to be tired for.

Yeah. You're right. My saving grace is that they write the flight schedule 24 hours prior and I know I'm not going to be on it. any other time I would have to get 8 hours crew rest. I just need to steady my sleeping schedule again.

Coffee is overrated. I've started drinking it and if anything I'm more tired in the morning.

I need to start doing charlie, clearly the next logical step.

5 hour energies have been my saving grace. A monsters. Both of severely bad for you. I keep hearing good things about coffee.

 

[Rubbish King]

my friend is staying at mine at the moment (that's right, I have a friend) and last night he couldn't sleep so he cleaned the house



fuck. yeah.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I need an insomniac boyfriend who enjoys cleaning.

Because God, I fucking hate cleaning and I love sleep.

 

[Halo 2]

I like cleaning.

 

[TrueGrime]

I've had three days off(work tomorrow) and have just been sleeping constantly, like every 6-8 hours getting 4-5 hour nap. Been in desperate need to recharge the battery's.

I've had 4 days off. Going to sleep at around 4 am and waking up at 9 am. Then I'd nap from 3 pm to 5 pm and then can't get back to sleep. I am terrible when it comes to that.

"Why do I still have three 10mm M4 bolts in my hand? Aww shit..."

Haha. Don't remind me. I think I'm due for weapon's maintenance this month. Ugh.

 

[Funky Papa]

I like cleaning.

I have pulled pork.

Let's be frands.

 

[TrueGrime]

I need an insomniac boyfriend who enjoys cleaning.

Because God, I fucking hate cleaning and I love sleep.

I like cleaning.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I like cleaning.

Sup, bae.

I have an anus. We can make it work.

 

[Rubbish King]

I need an insomniac boyfriend who enjoys cleaning.

Because God, I fucking hate cleaning and I love sleep.

downside is he didn't let me lay in, I know it's almost 1pm but I didn't crash till 5 or so



I think I'm gonna hand in my notice today

 

[Transhuman]

I need to buy a new headset/ Headphones+mic.

What do I doooo.

Your friend sounds like he needs some help Tash.

 

[Prophet Steve]

I need to buy a new headset/ Headphones+mic.

What do I doooo.

Get headphones and buy a modmic.

 

[TrueGrime]

M logitech headset ear pieces are fucking peeling and logitech doesn't make replacement ones. Fucking bullshit.

 

[Transhuman]

M logitech headset ear pieces are fucking peeling and logitech doesn't make replacement ones. Fucking bullshit.

That one? Mine is severely broken right now, there's frayed wires inside and it only works if I get them to touch, which means I have to stay perfectly still or it will stop working again.

 

[Funky Papa]

Sup, bae.

I have an anus. We can make it work.

Thirstiest bottom on GAF?

Thirstiest bottom on GAF.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I apparently got a headset and a copy of Watch Dogs for free with my computer junk

Fucking yes mate

 

[You Know Nothing]

Thirstiest bottom on GAF?

Thirstiest bottom on GAF.

Nah, that would be Stephen. It's not even a contest.

Besides, I don't always want a dick in my ass. Topping can be nice too. It depends on my mood and the person tbh.

Sometimes I'm like this:

And other times I'm like this:

 

[Rubbish King]

I need to buy a new headset/ Headphones+mic.

What do I doooo.

Your friend sounds like he needs some help Tash.

I have a cool pair of turtle beach earforce, pretty decent and they cost me 20 quid (so around 5000 dolars)

 

[The_Poet]

Nah, that would be Stephen. It's not even a contest.

Besides, I don't always want a dick in my ass. Topping can be nice too. It depends on my mood and the person tbh.

 

[Transhuman]

I have a cool pair of turtle beach earforce, pretty decent and they cost me 20 quid (so around 5000 dolars)

Man it's incredibly daunting how many options there are are. I feel like no matter what I get I'm going to regret the decision.

 

[The_Poet]

Man it's incredibly daunting how many options there are are. I feel like no matter what I get I'm going to regret the decision.

I know that feel. I've been shopping for headphones/headsets for like 4 months. Everything is so subjective.

 

[You Know Nothing]

#ded

But when I do, I can assure you it isn't Kenny's.

 

[Toa TAK]

Yo. Did anyone not sleep at all tonight

I didn't. I'm so fucked for work. fucK.

I dont even drink coffe.

What's your current profession, Grime?

flight engineer for c-130'sin the Marines.

Yeah so that's probably not a good job to be tired for.

I'm laughing pretty hard at this.

 

[The_Poet]

I cant play Metal Gear Rising...I end up moshing like Batman

 

[Halo 2]

Lol #dating

 

[The_Poet]

So JLAW facepalmed EMWAT

 

[Transhuman]

Lol #dating

 

[Halo 2]

"oh great now it's a meme"

 

[Funky Papa]

"oh great now it's a meme"

*heavy breathing*

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

So JLAW facepalmed EMWAT

Putting that Oscarless hew in her place~

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Never understood the Jennifer Lawrence love.