FakeGAF 2.0: The Return of the Thirst

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smiley's gettin laid tonight!

I wonder if I have the power to curse peoples sex life.

I guess we'll know when Smiley comes back.

I wish! Naw date was yesterday. Now it's all about getting that second date.

Though I DO have a date with this Brazilian chick off Tinder to watch soccer tomorrow, so we'll see how that goes. I don't understand Tinder lol.
 
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pretty heartfelt moment. poor James :(( he's gonna be a star though
Seriously bummed seeing James like that. But David Luiz showed why he's the only player on that Brazil team I like. Class act.

James has been the player of the tournament still.

That game didn't need to be as bad as it was though. That referee had no control over it.
 
Every time you say James it causes me to think you're referring to me. Fun fact: if you say my name three times in the mirror in the dark, I'll steal all of the food in your house
 
Every time you say James it causes me to think you're referring to me. Fun fact: if you say my name three times in the mirror in the dark, I'll steal all of the food in your house

Joke's on you, there's no food at my house.

Asked girl to go engagement ring shopping with me for a second date, wish me luck guys

I really said that, promise

It was an inside joke
 
When I asked for a second date she said "yay for coffee?"

I took that as a yes

she meant that she likes coffee because it keeps her awake at work

.... WHO DOES THAT

Anyway, at least she texted back so there's that, right? RIGHT?

I'm already dead
 
When I asked for a second date she said "yay for coffee?"

I took that as a yes

she meant that she likes coffee because it keeps her awake at work

.... WHO DOES THAT

Anyway, at least she texted back so there's that, right? RIGHT?

I'm already dead
Keep it cool you fool. At least she's single and doesn't have a sexy firefighter boyfriend.
 
When I asked for a second date she said "yay for coffee?"

I took that as a yes

she meant that she likes coffee because it keeps her awake at work

.... WHO DOES THAT

She was probably just nervous and got tongue tied because you're so cute.
 
Oh Smiley, you and your antics.

I'm at Disneyland to watch the fireworks. Going alone usually isn't great but it beats being at home.
 
did you even read the post above you

you probably jinxed him

you suck

Clearly YOU didn't read the post.

She texted him back because of my miracle powers. He just responded wrong.

Don't worry Smiley, I'll work my magic and give you a better chance with the conversation.
 
Clearly YOU didn't read the post.

She texted him back because of my miracle powers. He just responded wrong.

Don't worry Smiley, I'll work my magic and give you a better chance with the conversation.

Well I don't know what to say now! I can't ask AGAIN, that's just too eager lol.
 
Give her a compliment, like that her eyes are the perfect distance apart from one another.
 
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