Truly a queen.
Helped parents put up a car add on an Australian site. Took an unreasonable amount of time and I am now pressed like a panini.
I managed to kill a spider after my shower. Truly The Lord was on my side.
Fixed your link for you.
I'm talking to u
Don't go crazy
I love you Jake (Black)
You mess. Don't associate me with that alpaca looking fuck.
ARE U SAYING I LOOK LIKE AN ALPACA?!
I love myself so let me not engage.
Hey Jake.
Also Americans in general.
Cider that is alcoholic is just cider.
Cider that isn't, isn't cider.
Hard cider isn't a thing.
I'm just teasing you <3
You're much better than he is <3
I got mistaken for being Indian at work today. That's a first. I also found out that I like the band more music from the band The Killers aside from just When You were Young.
I got mistaken for being Indian at work today. That's a first. I also found out that I like the band more music from the band The Killers aside from just When You were Young.
Oh jeez thanks for reminding me that Indian food exists.
Now I'm hungry, jerk.
I have tons of food but I'm making an effort not to snack on crap all day.
Need to lose dem pounds
Also, when you said you were mistaken for an Indian, I thought you meant Native American. Whoops.
I have tons of food but I'm making an effort not to snack on crap all day.
Need to lose dem pounds
I have tons of food but I'm making an effort not to snack on crap all day.
Need to lose dem pounds
Still never made me pancakes
I can't sleep
:c
Warm milk time. Or alcohol.
I'll come over and do that now, bb.
I hope you don't mind if your kitchen burns down.
Warm milk time. Or alcohol.
I've eaten too many carrot cake cupcakes today.
Damn that icing to hell. And now I'm drunk eating.
Just stopping in to say Hi all.
I went for a walk last night at like 11pm and wound up at the 24/7 mcdonalds that's 15 minutes away from where I live.
Mission failed
When you're drunk, eating healthy is like impossible
"fuck it I'm eating"