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FakeGAF 6: Fear the Walking Thirst
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If I want to lay around and just mire in the shit then it's all about american football
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Yeah baby!That's fine. That wont change the beauty of Deborah Ann Goddess
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Oh and more junk food, Jobbs.
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HP_Wuvcraft
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Pickles make me scream.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Did you tip?
A Tommy Pickles
This is the best thing I've seen all day
Professor Beef
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where are you even working lmao
HP_Wuvcraft
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Did I miss the Mandrake?
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#retail
LOL pretty much.
Retail
I tried to offer her pants in the beginning since she was in the washroom for almost an hour(we offered an ambulance in case she was sick) but since she wanted to steal she obviously didn't accept them. Just the fact she full on stripped in front of everyone with no fucks given and strutted out naked while we all watched stunned.
HP_Wuvcraft
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Have you.... have you seen this thread?
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Retail
I tried to offer her pants in the beginning since she was in the washroom for almost an hour(we offered an ambulance in case she was sick) but since she wanted to steal she obviously didn't accept them. Just the fact she full on stripped in front of everyone with no fucks given and strutted out naked while we all watched stunned.
There were people who just took dumps on the floor of the bathrooms. The last time I had to deal with theft when I worked retail was when I was working a closing shift and this woman kept walking around and loading up her cart with clothes. She knew that were onto her so she tried to abandon most of the clothes and stuff as much as she could into her purse.
HP_Wuvcraft
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Still not topping the fic where Cthulhu fucks Hogwarts the building.
Basically, Emily is my dealer.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Professor Beef
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LOL pretty much.
Retail
I tried to offer her pants in the beginning since she was in the washroom for almost an hour(we offered an ambulance in case she was sick) but since she wanted to steal she obviously didn't accept them. Just the fact she full on stripped in front of everyone with no fucks given and strutted out naked while we all watched stunned.
You should work with me at *Nintendo instead, it's great and there's no nudity
* =
customer service representative, aka answering phones
Haha I wish. It would definitely be better than getting flashed by people. xD
Lmao yeah we've had a couple customers do that though since I deal with womens washroom it has blood mixed in as well.
HP_Wuvcraft
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So, last time, I gave the story of how my mom and I had to share a hotel room where the couple next door were furiously fucking.
Tonight, children, I wanna take you back. Back to a simpler time. College.
I had just been evicted out the basement - the Batcave as we called it - due to a moss infestation. Before they moved us, however, they tried to cut costs by having us stay down there as huge fucking fans blew.
My new abode in the Theater Arts wing (yassssss) was next to a painter named Rachel and apparently her boyfriend.
Because every night he would sex her like a jackhammer.
Seriously, I had never in my life heard someone pant so quickly.
One night, about fifteen minutes into their construction worker sex, there was an earthquake. It literally shook the building, and I was on the fourth floor. We were used to this at Porter, though, because for about three weeks, some dipfuck thought it funny to habitually pull the fire alarm.
Anyways.
Everyone came out of their dorm room at varied speeds of urgency. Rachel and her boy took a bit longer, but they came out.
I just turned to them.
"Okay, the earth moved; can you stop now?"
Tonight, children, I wanna take you back. Back to a simpler time. College.
I had just been evicted out the basement - the Batcave as we called it - due to a moss infestation. Before they moved us, however, they tried to cut costs by having us stay down there as huge fucking fans blew.
My new abode in the Theater Arts wing (yassssss) was next to a painter named Rachel and apparently her boyfriend.
Because every night he would sex her like a jackhammer.
Seriously, I had never in my life heard someone pant so quickly.
One night, about fifteen minutes into their construction worker sex, there was an earthquake. It literally shook the building, and I was on the fourth floor. We were used to this at Porter, though, because for about three weeks, some dipfuck thought it funny to habitually pull the fire alarm.
Anyways.
Everyone came out of their dorm room at varied speeds of urgency. Rachel and her boy took a bit longer, but they came out.
I just turned to them.
"Okay, the earth moved; can you stop now?"
Professor Beef
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If you actually were near the Redmond area, you totes could. When I applied, I had 8 years of retail experience, and they took me on. They also asked me to come back after holidays.
This goes out to everyone in the thread too. If *I* can do it, so can you.
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HP_Wuvcraft
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:: opens wine ::
:: pours glass ::
I would have added "Then I put on my sunglasses and walked away", but you'd all know that would be a lie.
Because you don't have sunglasses, you lying bitch!
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Weird day. Had a hookup in the afternoon, followed by some zombie army trilogy with my bestie tonight. It was such a weird setup. I was on my desktop and she connected her laptop to my TV. Like we were playing online together in a private lobby sitting next to each other.
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Jeez, this wine already making me buzzed and giggly.
I have such low alcohol tolerance.
:: quotes avatar ::
And I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can so I can
I have such low alcohol tolerance.
:: quotes avatar ::
And I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can so I can
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I'm still coming down from the panic of finding a small lump in the seam between my thigh and my crotch and assuming I had testicular cancer.
:: surfs web MD ::
:: realizes has Restless Leg Syndrome, Celiac Disease, Avascular Necrosis, Tape Worm, Yellow Fever, and three forms of cancer ::
testicular cancer is typically on the testicles
I used to think I had this all the time when I was young. My doctor had to keep reassuring me my balls were perfect
:: realizes has Restless Leg Syndrome, Celiac Disease, Avascular Necrosis, Tape Worm, Yellow Fever, and three forms of cancer ::
testicular cancer is typically on the testicles
I used to think I had this all the time when I was young. My doctor had to keep reassuring me my balls were perfect
Yikes. I'm glad I never had to go in there. There was a woman who walked through my line with her clothes covered in brown splotches, and then the janitor walked by and said that someone crapped all over the women's restroom.
The lesson here is use whatever public restroom fits your gender. You're doomed to unspeakable horrors either way.
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Both my paternal grandparents died from cancer. My mom died from cancer. My maternal grandad died from a stroke while my mom was still in high school. Basically, I really hate cancer.
So there's my maternal grandmother left and the guy she's been with forever who I fully consider my grandfather even if he's not blood related. They're both lovely unless politics comes up and then I just want to wither in a corner and die. Very much the Fox News type of conservatives.
Isn't that everyone though? "Oh you'll love them. They're really nice until [blank] comes up." For me that blank is usually race. Like the roving gangs of racist fishermen native to Em's corner of the world.
Didn't know you were there last night.
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Yeah.
I haven't told them I'm gay because honestly it wouldn't be worth the bullshit. And they're both really old anyway, so ¯\_(ツ
_/¯I feel so unappreciated.
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YKN, I'm going to steal all those monkey .gifs for when the Steam Summer Sale begins.
I actually do feel shitty for having a good time on GAF because our ex-third co-founders dad has cancer and I don't know what to do.
I actually do feel shitty for having a good time on GAF because our ex-third co-founders dad has cancer and I don't know what to do.
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