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[Jobbs]

Some incredibly froofy answers here

What kinda detergent do you use?

Gain + fabric softener, and a dryer sheet. I don't know a lot about washing clothes and stuff, but I like how it smells.

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I had a dream last night where we were on a roof and I kept worrying that the other person would fall off -- And then they fell off (which goes along with typical dream logic where worrying that something will happen means it will happen). I called 911 and they kept trying to get me to give them the location, and I was walking around trying to read road signs but each road sign was just nonsense.

 

[Granadier]

Dreams are weird.

 

[Little Mons†er]

Dreams are weird.

Ever lucid dream before?

 

[FloatOn]

What's the best smell in the world?

Freshly brewed quality coffee
Whiskey drinks
Fresh baked brownies

... Too many to name really

 

[AcridMeat]

This is my reaction to most things in life.

 

[liliththepale]

Some incredibly froofy answers here



Gain + fabric softener, and a dryer sheet. I don't know a lot about washing clothes and stuff, but I like how it smells.

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I had a dream last night where we were on a roof and I kept worrying that the other person would fall off -- And then they fell off (which goes along with typical dream logic where worrying that something will happen means it will happen). I called 911 and they kept trying to get me to give them the location, and I was walking around trying to read road signs but each road sign was just nonsense.

Ah, I don't actually know what Gain smells like. Right now I use Woolite and Snuggle purple fusion.

It's gorgeous out, good thing I went for a walk, now I can do nothing at home for the rest of the day and not feel as guilty about it.

There's a concert I'm invited to tonight but I'm so damn tired and should save money.

Stay home and play games!

This is my reaction to most things in life.

awww... brain freezes are the worst in little kids. They don't know how to avoid it and they haven't trained their body to ignore the evolutionary response (basically your body thinking "if this part of the body is so cold then I must be near death in freezing, so let's overheat the brain to preserve it!).

 

[DrM]

drunk asf
for all ladies of fakegaf
you are most beautiful when i am drunk <3

 

[AcridMeat]

drunk asf
for all ladies of fakegaf
you are most beautiful when i am drunk <3

Aw thanks.

I'm gonna Lili. May stream something.

 

[Jobbs]

I don't enjoy that video, I don't think it's cute, I think it's upsetting. Must be my developing dadsense.

Last time I did pot I felt very anxious and generally shitty, so I said I'm not doing it again. Last time I drank a bit too much I acted stupid and woke up feeling horrible, so I decided I'm not doing that again either. (I've also been reflecting on how I find other peoples' drunk behavior distasteful, and how I don't want to BE that)

No one can make me do anything!

 

[FloatOn]

At the first phase of the bachelor party. It's the nicest bowling alley I have been at. Some pretty incredible decor

 

[zeemumu]

My Galaxy S7 came in the mail

 

[trab pu kcip]

I like fresh laundry!

you can't have that. that's my kink.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

you can't have that. that's my kink.

Rare kink around these places. Neogaffers love to wallow in their own funk.

 

[zeemumu]

Hopefully the corrupt a wish thread convinces someone to make another Twisted Metal game.

 

[DrM]

you can't have that. that's my kink.

With new Ambipur fresh pearls your clothes will stay fresh for two weeks

or smth like that lol

 

[Jobbs]

you can't have that. that's my kink.

I don't get off to it, I just like it

 

[trab pu kcip]

I don't get off to it, I just like it

then it's okay. I so get off to it.

 

[AcridMeat]

I use deodorant that smells like fresh laundry specifically because that's the ideal thing to smell like.

 

[marrec]

Hit one of those imaginary walls that just leave you feeling sorry for yourself and down about everything.

Need to drink tonight. Fuckary is afoot.

 

[zeemumu]

I see what you did there in the corrupt a wish thread, lilith

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Yo why am I getting so much shit for what is clearly a super accurate review

 

[liliththepale]

Trab enters the scene. She and her man have just finished a rousing conversation about the silliness of those who wear wheels on their feet.

Him "Let's take this to the bedroom!"

Trab smiles knowingly. This is what she wants but not what he expects.

Her "Fuck yes! Come on "

She and her man begin to tear away at the other's clothes. Nakedness ensues. He has a huge grin on his face but so does she, and not for the same reason.

Her "Hold on"

Him "What is it?"

Her "Put this on!"

Him "What do you mean? Is there something wrong with how I look?"

She gives him a knowing smile with a hint of teasing. She pulls from a basket of freshly laundered cloths.

Her "Smell it!"

He takes in the intoxicating scent of newly laundered clothes. He can't make out the brand but it doesn't matter&#8212;it smells like heaven.

Him "Oh fuck yes!"

He pulls on the clothes. First socks to tease, his giant manhood wiggling in the open air. Then a pair of underpants rides up his legs and onto his waist, containing the manhood but instead replacing it with the welcome waft of detergent delight. It's not enough.

Her "Now this."

Trab hands her man a cotton shirt with long sleeves and a high collar. If she is to be held in his embrace then she will suffer no less than the maximum connection to the detergent in the clothing. He dons this shirt and strikes a pose. Very handsome, but that's not what's important here.

Her "and this!"

He takes a ski mask from her hands. He didn't know he was in for bondage play, but that is not what this is.

Her "Smell it!"

He does as she insists and suddenly everything is clear to him. To do the dirty he must smell the most clean. Fade to black.

I see what you did there in the corrupt a wish thread, lilith

 

[Halcyon]

Today has been a good day. Somehow my wife has never seen Toy Story 3 so we are going on a sheetz run and watching one of my favorite movies.

Strike that. It's been a fantastic day.

 

[Jobbs]

Count me out. I'm actually topless right now for some reason. I'm regressing.

Trying to draw the biggest flower I've ever drawn. This is the "mother brain" flower. I hate drawing this. It's so hard.

Also glad to hear Halycon was finally able to relieve himself

 

[trab pu kcip]

Trab enters the scene. She and her man have just finished a rousing conversation about the silliness of those who wear wheels on their feet.

Him "Let's take this to the bedroom!"

Trab smiles knowingly. This is what she wants but not what he expects.

Her "Fuck yes! Come on "

She and her man begin to tear away at the other's clothes. Nakedness ensues. He has a huge grin on his face but so does she, and not for the same reason.

Her "Hold on"

Him "What is it?"

Her "Put this on!"

Him "What do you mean? Is there something wrong with how I look?"

She gives him a knowing smile with a hint of teasing. She pulls from a basket of freshly laundered cloths.

Her "Smell it!"

He takes in the intoxicating scent of newly laundered clothes. He can't make out the brand but it doesn't matter—it smells like heaven.

Him "Oh fuck yes!"

He pulls on the clothes. First socks to tease, his giant manhood wiggling in the open air. Then a pair of underpants rides up his legs and onto his waist, containing the manhood but instead replacing it with the welcome waft of detergent delight. It's not enough.

Her "Now this."

Trab hands her man a cotton shirt with long sleeves and a high collar. If she is to be held in his embrace then she will suffer no less than the maximum connection to the detergent in the clothing. He dons this shirt and strikes a pose. Very handsome, but that's not what's important here.

Her "and this!"

He takes a ski mask from her hands. He didn't know he was in for bondage play, but that is not what this is.

Her "Smell it!"

He does as she insists and suddenly everything is clear to him. To do the dirty he must smell the most clean. Fade to black.

hahahaha oh boy. you people are getting really creative lately.
that last line <3 so on point!

 

[zeemumu]

Trying to draw the biggest flower I've ever drawn. This is the "mother brain" flower. I hate drawing this. It's so hard.

Undertale Spoilers

Spoiler

 

[marrec]

Today has been a good day. Somehow my wife has never seen Toy Story 3 so we are going on a sheetz run and watching one of my favorite movies.

Strike that. It's been a fantastic day.

Can't say I like that movie, but it sounds like a good evening to spend with your wife.

Count me out. I'm actually topless right now for some reason. I'm regressing.

Trying to draw the biggest flower I've ever drawn. This is the "mother brain" flower. I hate drawing this. It's so hard.

Also glad to hear Halycon was finally able to relieve himself

I believe in you Jobbs you can do it. Draw the fuck out of that giant penis flower.

 

[FloatOn]

I just bowled a 75

I'm terrible

 

[liliththepale]

haha Trab I'm glad you liked it

I just bowled a 75

I'm terrible

Dude don't even sweat it. I'd be ecstatic with that score haha. I can't bowl for shit and it pisses me off, and the harder I try the worse I do.

 

[marrec]

My son routinely beats me at bowling it's embarrassing lol

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

 

[Nerdkiller]

I just bowled a 75

I'm terrible

Did you attend the same bowling alley that Malcolm did?

 

[Jobbs]

It is most assuredly NOT a penis, my good sir.

 

[Professor Beef]

I just bowled a 75

I'm terrible

You're not terrible unless you get Jack Bower status in bowling, like I did

Spoiler

i got a 24

 

[FloatOn]

Dude don't even sweat it. I'd be ecstatic with that score haha. I can't bowl for shit and it pisses me off, and the harder I try the worse I do.

I haven't been bowling in like a year and a half so I don't really care but still being the lowest score on my lane is annoying. I get in these weird competitive moods sometimes.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

My bathroom mate showers more than a normal person

 

[liliththepale]

You're not terrible unless you get Jack Bower status in bowling, like I did

Spoiler

i got a 24

lol you still spelled it wrong

Jack Bauer

I haven't been bowling in like a year and a half so I don't really care but still being the lowest score on my lane is annoying. I get in these weird competitive moods sometimes.

oh for sure. But on the flip side somebody has to have the lowest score in the lane. I try to be okay with that. It's hard, but then again there's nothing intrinsically valuable about being good at bowling. It's just a game

 

[zeemumu]

My bathroom mate showers more than a normal person

Either that or the person that she's been sleeping with is using the shower too.

 

[Jobbs]

24 is one of my favorite shows. Marathoning that shit is one of my happiest memories.

I love Jack Bauer. He's my favorite superhero.

 

[Funky Papa]

Rare kink around these places. Neogaffers love to wallow in their own funk.

now now

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Either that or the person that she's been sleeping with is using the shower too.

He does. I can hear them because the walls are thin and he talks about The Parent Trap a lot.

 

[FloatOn]

That Katy Perry song about kissing girls came on and I immediately threw a gutter ball

That shit is distracting

Edit - oh shit there is a blowup doll on our lane now

 

[Professor Beef]

lol you still spelled it wrong

Jack Bauer

Hey, at least my reference still got across.

 

[zeemumu]

He does. I can hear them because the walls are thin and he talks about The Parent Trap a lot.

Wait for him to say something that you don't agree with during their post-sex conversations they yell "no it's not" loud enough for them to hear through the wall.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Wait for him to say something that you don't agree with during their post-sex conversations they yell "no it's not" loud enough for them to hear through the wall.

"Put your fucking clothes on like she's asking you to and leave so I can shower!!!!!"

 

[trab pu kcip]

haha Trab I'm glad you liked it


.

I will read it everyday in the hope of it coming true sometime.

First socks to tease, his giant manhood wiggling in the open air. Then a pair of underpants rides up his legs and onto his waist, containing the manhood but instead replacing it with the welcome waft of detergent delight. It's not enough.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Wait for him to say something that you don't agree with during their post-sex conversations they yell "no it's not" loud enough for them to hear through the wall.

I think the better revenge would be having extremely loud and obnoxious sex.

 

[zeemumu]

I think the better revenge would be having extremely loud and obnoxious sex.

No no, you ruin their sex forever THEN you have your own with the full knowledge that they can hear you so they can't ruin your sex.

 

[Funky Papa]

I'm just glad zee is not my neighbour.

Great idea, otherwise.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

There is no sex allowed in this thread. This is a holy place.