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FakeGAF 6: Fear the Walking Thirst

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Misha

Banned
confession: I'm pretty ignorant when it comes to cars

due to my busy lifestyle I haven't got around to changing my oil for awhile. It's like 6k miles overdue :(

I now have a flashing MAINT REQ light when I start my car. How fucked am I?

I hope you have triple A

just make sure you get it done
 

FUME5

Member
confession: I'm pretty ignorant when it comes to cars

due to my busy lifestyle I haven't got around to changing my oil for awhile. It's like 6k miles overdue :(

I now have a flashing MAINT REQ light when I start my car. How fucked am I?

Hard to say, should probably get your oil changed though.
 

Granadier

Is currently on Stage 1: Denial regarding the service game future
Sister visited yesterday. We planned to go pick up some of the new Disney LEGO minifigs, but Target didn't have them on the shelf yet. Instead we went to this newly renovated bar for drinks and burgers. Apparently it was a gay bar before? Our bartender was really cute and flirty, but I failed to ask for her number. It was a really nice bar though.

Oh and La Terrible stout is incredible.
 

Misha

Banned
can it wait until saturday or is this a super emergency?

I'm concerned because I have class tonight and that involves driving on the interstate.

saturday would be fine i think. pretty sure that light's coming on cause it just noticed a time period that passed where it didn't get an oil change rather than the car reacting to the state of the oil

to make you feel better:

This light comes on to remind you to change your oil. It comes on 5,000 miles after the last time it was reset.

It comes on strictly as a function of those miles-it has no way of knowing whether your oil has or hasn't been changed in the interim-and it never, ever is an indication of something being wrong.
http://www.integrityautoinc.com/toyota-maintenance-required-light

and directly from toyota:
Indicates that maintenance is required according to the driven distance on the maintenance schedule.
http://www.toyota.com/owners/resources/dashboard-indicator-details?iconId=COMMCOMMON-1006

(no idea what car you have though)
 
I still need to watch Civil War

My friends always just pirate films and never watch them in cinemas which I'd love to do with them

My friends are pretty boring ngl
 

Misha

Banned
you rule Misha!

good to hear this info coming from toyota as well. I drive a scion xb

you know, i'd recommend reading your manual for indicator lights in the future :p
scion does have theirs available for download which is pretty nice. toyota's definitely seems better though since they seem to have a very nice UI for it on their website
 

FloatOn

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you know, i'd recommend reading your manual for indicator lights in the future :p
scion does have theirs available for download which is pretty nice. toyota's definitely seems better though since they seem to have a very nice UI for it on their website

yeah, good idea. I nearly had a panic attack
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
LttP: Mega Man Collection or: What it feels like when a game kicks you in the nuts repeatedly

Alt title: LttP: Mega Man - oh shit I can't make this thread because there's fifty bajillion other Mega Man threads already

because it wasn't directed at you.
*winks in English*
Now you're speaking my language

Not sure how I feel about Clyde winking at me tho
 

Xiao Hu

Member
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Bibimbap, bitches!


Man bun, bitches!
 

A Fish Aficionado

I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
confession: I'm pretty ignorant when it comes to cars

due to my busy lifestyle I haven't got around to changing my oil for awhile. It's like 6k miles overdue :(

I now have a flashing MAINT REQ light when I start my car. How fucked am I?

Go to an autozone or Oreillys. Some do free diagnostic check. they check the code that the computer is throwing.
 

marrec

Banned
Somebody help me understand what this thread is about and what in darnation is going on here.

Normally random conversation thread spawned from FakePic February which itself spawned from RealPic January. The theme, though, seems to be thirst.

It's just a place to be able to post about basically anything. It's GAFs Facebook but cooler.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I don't remember how I got here
 

Monocle

Member
Normally random conversation thread spawned from FakePic February which itself spawned from RealPic January. The theme, though, seems to be thirst.

It's just a place to be able to post about basically anything. It's GAFs Facebook but cooler.
Oh, thirst. I have that. Thanks.

Let me welcome you. Please leave your underwear here.
OK but do I have to keep putting it on when I leave the thread? I mean usually I freeball it anyway but... you know what, I think I saw a mod posting in here so I'm gonna have to edit this out in a second.
 

Misha

Banned
Somebody help me understand what this thread is about and what in darnation is going on here.

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between gifs and memes, between Germany and Australia, and it lies between the pit of man's boredom and the summit of his thirst. This is the dimension of shitposting. It is an area which we call FakeGAF.
 

Xiao Hu

Member
Oh, thirst. I have that. Thanks.


OK but do I have to keep putting it on when I leave the thread? I mean usually I freeball it anyway but... you know what, I think I saw a mod posting in here so I'm gonna have to edit this out in a second.

Only if Vazra hasn't stolen it before you have the chance to reclaim it.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
FAKEGAF FOR DUMMIES

-Are you thirsty? Y/N
If Y, you are welcome here.
If N, you are lying

-Do you like french toast?
If Y, cool
If N, please kill yourself

-Do you like to just chill and talk about stuff
If Y, breh that's cool
If N, why not holmes

-Do you like cats?
If Y, trab is your friend, also expect cat emotes
If N, get out

-Do you enjoy talking about sex?
If Y, boy geez have you come to the right place
If N, beware Vazra and Dragonz

-Why are you here?
If Y, wait this isn't a yes or no question
Just stay, chances are we'll like you
 
Tbh This thread is like you're talking to yourself then someone just scrapes in joining your thoughts and agreeing with you and you then hit it off with the guy and y'all live happily ever after
 

Monocle

Member
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between gifs and memes, between Germany and Australia, and it lies between the pit of man's boredom and the summit of his thirst. This is the dimension of shitposting. It is an area which we call FakeGAF.
AM DOING IT RIGHT

I would post an image for your amusement, but I'm on my phone. While sitting at my computer desk, but whatever.

Only if Vazra hasn't stolen it before you have the chance to reclaim it.
He can steal my undies but he'll never get through this chastity belt. It's fingerprint locked.

OK, one time someone accidentally got their water-pruned testicle to fool the sensor, but I've never been able to reproduce that so I'm like 99% sure I'm covered.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Ok time to sleep/nap now that I've been up for over 24 hours and am going just a wee bit insane
 
FAKEGAF FOR DUMMIES

-Are you thirsty? Y/N
If Y, you are welcome here.
If N, you are lying

-Do you like french toast?
If Y, cool
If N, please kill yourself

-Do you like to just chill and talk about stuff
If Y, breh that's cool
If N, why not holmes

-Do you like cats?
If Y, trab is your friend, also expect cat emotes
If N, get out

-Do you enjoy talking about sex?
If Y, boy geez have you come to the right place
If N, beware Vazra and Dragonz

-Why are you here?
If Y, wait this isn't a yes or no question
Just stay, chances are we'll like you

You forgot about my movie reviews god dammit
 
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