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[Misha]

FAKEGAF FOR DUMMIES

-Are you thirsty? Y/N
If Y, you are welcome here.
If N, you are lying

I'm celibate

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Also my Sgt is deploying and his wife is going on vacation for a month so they legit just asked me to house sit while they're gone

Fuck the dorms

 

[Numb]

Also my Sgt is deploying and his wife is going on vacation for a month so they legit just asked me to house sit while they're gone

Fuck the dorms

you know what to do

 

[marrec]

I'm celibate

Ya well so am I rn but that don't mean I want to be.

 

[Misha]

Ya well so am I rn but that don't mean I want to be.

celibacy is defined by choice. theres another word for that but i can't remember rn

 

[Monocle]

We can try that one again, you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Well first I would have to make sure you know how to twerk.

 

[Xiao Hu]

Well first I would have to make sure you know how to twerk.

Cute. How about I rather work on your booty instead :3

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Can this thread be any gayer

 

[marrec]

Can this thread be any gayer

I could be gay, but I need to stay straight to bulwark the gay. Without me straiting up the place y'alld just be sucked into a gay singularity.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I know where fakegaf would meet up in LA
http://www.gymsportsbar.com/lahome.html

 

[Monocle]

Cute. How about I rather work on your booty instead :3

I am pure and incorruptible.

But if you insist...

Can this thread be any gayer

Let's find out. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Let's find out.

Nnnn don't tempt me

 

[zeemumu]

celibacy is defined by choice. theres another word for that but i can't remember rn

The celibacy part of the defined by choice part? The only two i know of are abstinence for the celibacy and agency for the defined by choice part.

 

[DrM]

I wanted to trim some bushes in front of the house, but nope, rain is back :\

 

[Misha]

What has been will be again,
what has been done will be done again;
there is nothing new under the sun.

The celibacy part of the defined by choice part? The only two i know of are abstinence for the celibacy and agency for the defined by choice part.

neither. theres a term specific to not having sex because you just can't seem to get it despite wanting it

 

[You Know Nothing]

Can this thread be any gayer

Well, I'm back.

So I suppose it can, yes. #2gay2function

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'm half straight, I matter

 

[Professor Beef]

I'm half straight, I matter

i'm entirely straight, i matter more

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

i'm entirely straight, i matter more

The heterosexual agenda of oppression is real

 

[You Know Nothing]

i'm entirely straight, i matter more

 

[marrec]

I'm half straight, I matter

Only half of you does!

For real though, bi-erasure is a real thing and it sucks.

 

[zeemumu]

What has been will be again,
what has been done will be done again;
there is nothing new under the sun.



neither. theres a term specific to not having sex because you just can't seem to get it despite wanting it

Ah. I feel like that's self explanatory enough to not need a term

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Hey trab guess who's standing in front of Dave Wolinski

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Only half of you does!

For real though, bi-erasure is a real thing and it sucks.

Mmm yep

Anyway I'm going to bed bye

 

[Professor Beef]

The heterosexual agenda of oppression is real

just forward your concerns and agenda to me and i will make sure they get attention

wait i'm a minority

...shit

 

[marrec]

neither. theres a term specific to not having sex because you just can't seem to get it despite wanting it

That's called:

 

[Ceallach]

Ugh getting sick of driving

 

[Misha]

Only half of you does!

For real though, bi-erasure is a real thing and it sucks.

Ah. I feel like that's self explanatory enough to not need a term

I don't know "I choose not to have sex" seems pretty straight forward too. pretty much anything that needs more than 3 words to describe could benefit from a singular term tbh

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

neither. theres a term specific to not having sex because you just can't seem to get it despite wanting it

What's it called when you don't really care about the sex but still want a girlfriend?

 

[You Know Nothing]

What's it called when you don't really care about the sex but still want a girlfriend?

Asexual heteroromantic.

But for real, I don't know if you're asexual or not.

 

[Xiao Hu]

What's it called when you don't really care about the sex but still want a girlfriend?

Solitude

 

[Ceallach]

What's it called when you don't really care about the sex but still want a girlfriend?

Oh god I'm so tempted to say something completely uncalled for and offensive.

This thread makes me feel gay. And I mean that in all the best ways.

 

[Misha]

What's it called when you don't really care about the sex but still want a girlfriend?

asexual/heteroromantic maybe demisexual

thats making assumptions about the lack of caring though

I do fit in that group though.

 

[Ceallach]

For real though, I think you guys are too focused on labels and stuff. Just fucking who you wanna and love who you wanna.

All the labels are so reductive and just serve to segregate people.

 

[zeemumu]

asexual/heteroromantic maybe demisexual

thats making assumptions about the lack of caring though

I do fit in that group though.

Most asexual people that I know tend to be against the idea of anything sexual, not so much that they don't care.

I don't know what group I'd fit into because my interests tend to contradict each other (like swimming and rain but hate being cold or getting wet. That kind of thing)

 

[Misha]

Most asexual people that I know tend to be against the idea of anything sexual, not so much that they don't care.

I don't know what group I'd fit into because my interests tend to contradict each other (like swimming and rain but hate being cold or getting wet. That kind of thing)

both are considered asexual but as with all things in this conversation, its a scale. heck its possible to enjoy sex and be asexual

personally i dont' feel sexual attraction so i fit somewhere in there

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Asexual heteroromantic.

But for real, I don't know if you're asexual or not.

asexual/heteroromantic maybe demisexual

thats making assumptions about the lack of caring though

I do fit in that group though.

I legit thought I was asexual for a good while from like 16 to maybe 20ish? I think I'm probably just hetero it's just the sexual attraction is fairly innocuous and low key. So yeah maybe demi.

Solitude

Yep :c

Oh god I'm so tempted to say something completely uncalled for and offensive.

I want to hear this now, hit me

 

[marrec]

For real though, I think you guys are too focused on labels and stuff. Just fucking who you wanna and love who you wanna.

All the labels are so reductive and just serve to segregate people.

IMO that kind of stuff is only useful on the internet and even then barely so, it's like astrology for the tumblr age, self-identified and biased.

I'm probably being pretty reductive here, people like being able point to a term or word to describe their general attitude, but the reliance on and attachment to these terms are odd.

I'm just old.

 

[You Know Nothing]

For real though, I think you guys are too focused on labels and stuff. Just fucking who you wanna and love who you wanna.

All the labels are so reductive and just serve to segregate people.

Just be thankful no one's using the completely futile and dumb post-modern sexual label.

 

[Jobbs]

Name by Goo Goo Dolls is one of those songs that randomly gets stuck in my head for days at a time without me even having to hear it. This affair has been going on for 15 years.

I'm skipping lunch today because I like to live dangerously.

world speed record

 

[marrec]

I'm skipping lunch today because I like to live dangerously.

 

[Misha]

For real though, I think you guys are too focused on labels and stuff. Just fucking who you wanna and love who you wanna.

All the labels are so reductive and just serve to segregate people.

labels are useful for recognition. without them, people are assumed to be broken parts of the majority rather than having something that is different than most people assume

its definitely has the drawbacks like you mentioned though

 

[Ceallach]

Most asexual people that I know tend to be against the idea of anything sexual, not so much that they don't care.

I don't know what group I'd fit into because my interests tend to contradict each other (like swimming and rain but hate being cold or getting wet. That kind of thing)

Well it's one of those things that is hard to specify. You're talking about your body chemistry and it's interactions with others. So while you may have no interests now you could meet someone whose pheromones completely make you ragingly horny.

 

[Professor Beef]

i could've gone without being called gay when i was growing up, both by kids at school...and family

 

[You Know Nothing]

Name by Goo Goo Dolls is one of those songs that randomly gets stuck in my head for days at a time without me even having to hear it. This affair has been going on for 15 years.

It's always Iris for me.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

IMO that kind of stuff is only useful on the internet and even then barely so, it's like astrology for the tumblr age, self-identified and biased.

I'm probably being pretty reductive here, people like being able point to a term or word to describe their general attitude, but the reliance on and attachment to these terms are odd.

I'm just old.

I think it's one of those things where it's useful to help someone not feel alone. Being able to label yourself in a certain way that other people do makes it so that you don't just feel like you're the only person like that. It can be quite comforting, at least in my experience

 

[zeemumu]

Well it's one of those things that is hard to specify. You're talking about your body chemistry and it's interactions with others. So while you may have no interests now you could meet someone whose pheromones completely make you ragingly horny.

That's not quite the scale of asexuality I'm referring to. I'm talking on a scale of "eh..." to "hell no" when it comes to anything related to sex.

I have a preference towards the romance side of a relationship but I'm not opposed to sex. I'd assume that the sex would scale with the level of passion in the relationship unless you're into no string attached sex.

 

[marrec]

I think it's one of those things where it's useful to help someone not feel alone. Being able to label yourself in a certain way that other people do makes it so that you don't just feel like you're the only person like that. It can be quite comforting, at least in my experience

It'd be interesting to study the dynamics of these groups, if it magnifies their perceived feelings about sex (or whatever).

Say, for instance, someone who had assumed they were asexual suddenly found themselves feeling less than asexual; would they focus on ignoring these feelings for not wanting to be alienated from their social group?

 

[AcridMeat]

I'm turning into a lobster. Oh no.

Task for the day, I want everyone who bothers to read/react to this post to share a song that never fails to make them happy. Whatever the reason for it may be, just a song that will always better your mood.

Mine's Tycho - A Walk something about airy moogs set my brain chemistry right.

 

[Professor Beef]

I'm turning into a lobster. Oh no.

Task for the day, I want everyone who bothers to read/react to this post to share a song that never fails to make them happy. Whatever the reason for it may be, just a song that will always better your mood.

Mine's Tycho - A Walk something about airy moogs set my brain chemistry right.

I can't link because I'm at work, but Carly Rae's "Run Away With Me"