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FakeGAF 6: Fear the Walking Thirst
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Firstly. Chie is cool and only second to Elizabeth
Second, You are in the vicinity of a crazy amiibo buyer and will soon succumb so give up already
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Persona 4 had no good female characters. Mitsuru/Yukari were both infinitely more interesting than the red and green Christmas clowns that 4 had
Professor Beef
Banned
Margaret > Rise > everyone else
I almost gave in to the amiibo desire because of Hyrule Warriors. I actually sat myself down and seriously asked myself if it was worth the $12 or so for the Spinner weapon.
You Know Nothing
Member
WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN READING IN THIS THREAD?
Rise is the best waifu in P4.
Rise is the best waifu in P4.
liliththepale
Banned
I tried getting into Persona but I just can't. It's too Japanese and too RPG-y. Everybody raves about it but if only it wasn't that.
He has a girlfriend. That's who he made those pancakes for and has mentioned multiple other times. Remember?
He has a girlfriend. That's who he made those pancakes for and has mentioned multiple other times. Remember?
Nerdkiller
Membeur
I've...never even bothered with Persona. Just doesn't look like my CUP'O TAE!
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
That's... pricey.
A tube of Aquaglide 200ml/6.8oz goes for 10 around here, and those huge 1l/33.8oz (damn you Americans and your made up units) bottles cost 30 or so. But good luck hiding them in your nightstand.
I was checking out that Bayo amiibo and would have snatched it if it were old design Bayo instead of Grandma Bayo
Playing through whole of B2 wearing a chinese dress cos i couldn't stand the new design
i thought you we was boys
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Embrace your inner weaboo.
liliththepale
Banned
Wait they sell 1L of lube? Hahaha who would ever need that much?
I don't have a single ounce of weeaboo in me. I don't even like Pokemon.
Yea, was just tying it back to Vazras amazing story.He has a girlfriend. That's who he made those pancakes for and has mentioned multiple other times. Remember?
Don't you wanna BE those highschoolers you've seen in all those animes?
I ain't gonna lie. I played them cos of being a huge Jojo fan and them having stands/Personas
Turned out to be great games
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Oh, I didn't know it had to be with a fellow faker. Do lurkers count?
Oddly enough, my first meaningful relationship was with somebody I knew at a different forum. Turns out we were basically neighbours and we even went to the same school (although she was my senior). The world can be such a small place at times.
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
I agree with this opinion.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
You Know Nothing
Member
Time for the throwback:
Professor Beef
Banned
It's my favorite game (seriously; i made a personal top ten in SonicGAF because
trab pu kcip
Member
omg finally someone else.
I just never played it and never had any interest in playing it. I'm being looked at like a murderer when I say this in most cases.
Future wife
all are invited to wedding
http://blackgirllonghair.com/2016/0...i-bikinis-made-with-african-inspired-fabrics/
gah damn
i know a girl who kinda has that built. like a normal upper body but a DAMN lower bod. i hit on her constantly
*undisrobes*
Scust
Only pokemon games I really like are the mystery dungeon games
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
"lube keg"Time for the throwback:
"lube pump"
Everyday we stray further from Gods light.
You Know Nothing
Member
Yeah, I'm also in the harrisonfordwhogivesashit.gif club about Pokémon.
Shin Megami Tensei is better anyway.
Shin Megami Tensei is better anyway.
Yup
I would too
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Why is there lube suddenly?
Can't argue at all
DDS, 3, Raidou etc
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I don't think I ever played a single game of Pokemon. I was all about Advance Wars back then and kind of totally forgot about them afterwards. It's something that just doesn't click with me.
liliththepale
Banned
I almost had a heart attack just now because I thought I left something at the house I was sitting that would have been very embarrassing for them to find. It wasn't in my purse where I thought it'd be, but instead on my desk. phew.gif
I played one of them (Emerald) on an emulator when I was in university just to see what all the hubbub was about. It's not at all for me, and if the emulator didn't have an option to speed up the game to 500% I would have given up very early on.
My roommate freshman year often had people over to watch episodes of the anime but I always found excuses to leave. I'm glad they were able to enjoy it together but it's not for me.
I played one of them (Emerald) on an emulator when I was in university just to see what all the hubbub was about. It's not at all for me, and if the emulator didn't have an option to speed up the game to 500% I would have given up very early on.
My roommate freshman year often had people over to watch episodes of the anime but I always found excuses to leave. I'm glad they were able to enjoy it together but it's not for me.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I've played every single Pokemon game and the only ones I truly enjoyed were Red/Blue, Gold/Silver, Black/White and X/Y.
I guess that's actually most of them. Competitive Pokemon scares me, however
I guess that's actually most of them. Competitive Pokemon scares me, however
I think their formula is fine for making money
But it is getting old for people who have been at it for a while
You Know Nothing
Member
Play SMT Nocturne (or Lucifer's Call as it's known in Yurop) and never look back.
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
oh my
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I know about them mostly because my friends were crazy into it back then. Videogames, cards, the show... It was pretty baffling to me since we were all well into our 20's, but it's not like I don't have some hobbies that other people would find odd.
friskykillface
Banned
I played pokemon blue, was addicted to the show and then stopped after gen 1
played the newest one but quit half way
played the newest one but quit half way
Gave up on it after the first major area
Was burnt out of SMT at the time and it wasn't as good as the older ones
It's a combination of collecting and a high stakes multi tiered rock paper scissors. And it doesn't seem to end. Even if jump back in for at least one game per gen.
You Know Nothing
Member
You're talking about your ball-gag collection right? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Sorry trab I was too busy having ALL THE FUN while Iron Chic played to get a creepy stalker photo of Dave
Also my phone died
Also I didn't want to be a creepy stalker by proxy
Pokemon was fun as a kid, I have nostalgia for it but don't care enough to get back into it
Also my phone died
Also I didn't want to be a creepy stalker by proxy
Pokemon was fun as a kid, I have nostalgia for it but don't care enough to get back into it
You Know Nothing
Member
Yeah and their idea of adding something new was mega Pokemon and now what appears to be like fusion or something. imo theres two major things they could improve: how you interact with the world (making it feel less like everyone is there for you and making your journey more of its own story) and making Pokemon at least feel like pets rather than some combination of stuffed animal and trading card
Never will happen tho
Part Two - How I Banged A Gaffer and How He Banged Me Back
[redacted] finally arrives and asks me how am I doing and what have I been up to while waiting for him. I collect myself before saying anything about the rumors spreading around that were soon to be literally true about us and tell him I was fine and that I simply spent my time reading gaming news and listening some music. I carry his bags to my car and he tells me that I look taller than expected and I took it as compliment and jokingly say "There are bigger things for you to see" and give him a wink and a spank on his butt while putting his bags in the trunk of my car and his cheeks got red and then proceeds to laugh after that small pause. We get in the car and I put music on the radio low volume to talk about the trip. He begins telling me that there he tried sleeping most of the trip but he couldn't stop thinking about me most of the flight and slowly puts his hand on my thigh. I look at him and tell him "At least buy me dinner first" and instead of actually removing his hand I move it towards
so he can feel a preview of what was waiting for him. He says he is rather hungry anyway and we stop at a restaurant for dinner. We order Chicken Parm and Alfredo Pasta and while we wait for that we are having mozarella sticks with marinara sauce.
"Why did you like literally let me visit you breh?" [redacted] said and I finish eating my mozarella stick calmly and smile at him and answer "The thirst". I was expecting him to feel insulted that it was only thirst but he said his case was the same too so all in all was cool my dear brehs. I see there is no one looking our way and I steal a kiss from [redacted] and he gets all red and asks me "Is that part of the thirst?" and I respond back "Only the beginning". The face of [redacted] was constantly changing from white to red through our conversation and I managed to catch a peek of the tent being erected. We start finally eating our dinner and a bit of alfredo fell on his lap. I took a napkin and help him clean and I teased him a bit which he got used to since I was constantly teasing him as we were talking in the car and the restaurant. We take some Brownie Sundae outside and eat inside the car and I ask him if he wants to go to the beach which he went "Lets go breh".
After 25 minutes driving we reach the beach and I noticed [redacted had ice cream on his lip and he didnt noticed. I tell him he has ice cream on his face and he is about to clean it up and I hold his hand and tell him "let me do it for you". I put my hand behind is head and kiss the area and then slide to his lips. We make out literally like 45 seconds brehs and after we stop making out he starts grabbing
and asks me if I can let him go down on it. I unzip my pants and I let him start on it and it feels so good. He occasionally would stop
to kiss me which I was fine with. About 4 minutes in I see cop lights far in the distance and tell [redacted] and we stop what we're doing and act cool. "Maybe we should find a private spot in the beach instead of staying at the front entrance of the beach". [redacted] tells me "do it anyway you want" and gives me another kiss and grabs
once again.
I take a towel I had on the backseat and we walk around the beach kissing each other and teasing each other as we find a spot next to one of the palm trees. The night was beautiful and the weather perfect for it. I put the towel down and I lay there and he gets on top of me and make out some more while our hands wander around our bodies. I sit and start pulling his shirt off and kiss his neck
I ask [redacted] if he is ready to try again and he starts kissing me down until he reaches my pants. He quickly unbuttons and unzip the pants
. I tell him "Are you ready for the real event?". He goes red again which I totally didn't expected since he was pretty comfortable doing things a few seconds ago and responds "Sure. Be gentle Vazra as this is my first time with another man". I let him lay down on the towel now and unzip his pants as I kiss his treasure trail.
Everything in this part will be entirely in spoiler tags for safety reasons
We get back to the car with my arm wrapped around his waist and he tells me how he loved it and how he wishes to do the same to me. I tell [redacted] "If you really wanna do that why don't you wait til we get home take a proper shower to actually go for it?" which his face light up and gave me another big kiss. Through the way we talked about other things we would do which are irrelevant to this story (Videogames, movies, music) while at the same time teasing each other those 10 minutes on the way back home.
As we reach the house we pick his bags and get everything inside. We are in my room putting his stuff on a corner and we start undressing for our shower. I tell [redacted]" feel at home" and he tells me he wants to first start unpacking a few things so he can shower and have things ready for the rest of the night. I jump in to the shower and start showering. I see [redacted] enter the bathroom and is going for the shower and I pretend to not notice him. As he gets closer I say "Are you that thirsty breh?" and laugh while he jumps scared.
Everything in this part will be entirely in spoiler tags for safety reasons
After we're done with our shower he dries me up with my towel which I found cute albeit a bit weird and I return the favor so he doesn't feel odd despite it being odd. We put our underwear on and jump to bed and decide to read GAF. I had forgotten about the rumors that started earlier in the day and now he is about to read it around midnight catching up with the thread. He actually laughs and says "Should we give them something to talk about?" and I give like literally shadiest smirk in history brehs and went and said "Fucking hell yeah". We decided to take some pics for our avatars together to mess with gaf and we see the thread go batshit crazy at our pics in bed kissing and hugging. The reception in FakeGAF is a mixture of WTF with Awe and plenty of laughs with plenty of congratulation messages which has us in the floor laughing since we just wanted to fuck around with the thread. We play some videogames til 3:30 am and fall asleep together.
I wake up at 10am and [redacted] is ready with pancakes, eggs and bacon for breakfast with a nice cup of coffee in one side and orange juice on the other. We sit and talk about the day and asks what we would do and I said "Literally chill breh" to which he seems pretty happy about. We watch some movies and shows and he lays his head on my lap and occasionally sits on it with a few moments of teasing. We play Melty Blood Actress Again Current Code and I make a kick ass chicken lasagna which gets tons of praise by him and asks me for the recipe. We go out for a walk and stop at a coffee shop and get some cold coffee since the weather is warm and go back to my house. We take a shower and read more gaf to then cuddle, spoon, watch netflix and chill.
Now the day where [redacted] goes back home. [redacted] wakes up early and starts poking me to get up. I wake up and smile at him and look down at my morning wood which he decides to take care of. After that we go brush our teeth and shower before making breakfast. I decide to make some French Toasts with ice cream on top and chocolate poured on top. We take our diabetic inducing breakfast and start getting his stuff in the car and leave to the airport. We talk more and he says that we should plan hanging out more in the year and if I needed help paying for the ticket he could help with that which I say "Appreciated". We have more laughs and a few kisses in my car before we get down on the airport and a few hugs. We have entered and its time for us to say our "See you literally later breh" or "goodbye breh". As I'm about to go he grabs my hand and says "I think I love you Vazra" which blush and quickly regain my composure and say "I don't" and keep walking away. You see [redacted] let a few tears out without actually making a big scene.
I get on my car and ride into the sunset as this play in the background.
Now you may ask who is the name of the FakeGaffer who I banged and banged me back before I emotionally bang him or why am I such a heartless thot? The answer is literally simple brehs. It's not of your goddamn business.
[redacted] finally arrives and asks me how am I doing and what have I been up to while waiting for him. I collect myself before saying anything about the rumors spreading around that were soon to be literally true about us and tell him I was fine and that I simply spent my time reading gaming news and listening some music. I carry his bags to my car and he tells me that I look taller than expected and I took it as compliment and jokingly say "There are bigger things for you to see" and give him a wink and a spank on his butt while putting his bags in the trunk of my car and his cheeks got red and then proceeds to laugh after that small pause. We get in the car and I put music on the radio low volume to talk about the trip. He begins telling me that there he tried sleeping most of the trip but he couldn't stop thinking about me most of the flight and slowly puts his hand on my thigh. I look at him and tell him "At least buy me dinner first" and instead of actually removing his hand I move it towards
my crotch
"Why did you like literally let me visit you breh?" [redacted] said and I finish eating my mozarella stick calmly and smile at him and answer "The thirst". I was expecting him to feel insulted that it was only thirst but he said his case was the same too so all in all was cool my dear brehs. I see there is no one looking our way and I steal a kiss from [redacted] and he gets all red and asks me "Is that part of the thirst?" and I respond back "Only the beginning". The face of [redacted] was constantly changing from white to red through our conversation and I managed to catch a peek of the tent being erected. We start finally eating our dinner and a bit of alfredo fell on his lap. I took a napkin and help him clean and I teased him a bit which he got used to since I was constantly teasing him as we were talking in the car and the restaurant. We take some Brownie Sundae outside and eat inside the car and I ask him if he wants to go to the beach which he went "Lets go breh".
After 25 minutes driving we reach the beach and I noticed [redacted had ice cream on his lip and he didnt noticed. I tell him he has ice cream on his face and he is about to clean it up and I hold his hand and tell him "let me do it for you". I put my hand behind is head and kiss the area and then slide to his lips. We make out literally like 45 seconds brehs and after we stop making out he starts grabbing
my pole
sucking it
my crotch
I take a towel I had on the backseat and we walk around the beach kissing each other and teasing each other as we find a spot next to one of the palm trees. The night was beautiful and the weather perfect for it. I put the towel down and I lay there and he gets on top of me and make out some more while our hands wander around our bodies. I sit and start pulling his shirt off and kiss his neck
while he grinds his ass on my 6 inches of pleasure.
and starts sucking again for a few minutes
Everything in this part will be entirely in spoiler tags for safety reasons
I begin putting his meat sword between my lips while still in his undies and hear a soft moan and his hand gently pressing against my head against it. I pull it out and start licking up and down before actually putting it all in my mouth. I start sucking what seems to be a quite thick 7 incher and he starts thrusting. I stop and grab a condom while still stroking his beast and he seems pretty excited about it. He asks if he can put it on me which I simply said "ok breh". He stroked it a bit before actually putting it on and tease me and as soon as he put that on I pushed him to lay on his back and lay down on that towel. I finger him a bit to get prepared with the occasional moment of rubbing my plug in his outlet. He begged me to get it in and I simply had to please. I put his legs over my shoulders and as I actually go in he gives a deep moan. I start slowly carefully looking at [redacted] face and making sure he was alright. He was a little uncomfortable at first but enjoying it and I slowly start picking up the pace. I grab his tool and stroke it to finish what was started and he shoots all over his belly and his chest which made me release a bunch of sticky white stuff in my rubber. I take a paper towel from my pants and clean [redacted] stomach and chest while making out some more. I then tell him its time to go home and we sneak in the showers and quickly wash away without getting to wet since we only had paper towels to get dry.
We get back to the car with my arm wrapped around his waist and he tells me how he loved it and how he wishes to do the same to me. I tell [redacted] "If you really wanna do that why don't you wait til we get home take a proper shower to actually go for it?" which his face light up and gave me another big kiss. Through the way we talked about other things we would do which are irrelevant to this story (Videogames, movies, music) while at the same time teasing each other those 10 minutes on the way back home.
As we reach the house we pick his bags and get everything inside. We are in my room putting his stuff on a corner and we start undressing for our shower. I tell [redacted]" feel at home" and he tells me he wants to first start unpacking a few things so he can shower and have things ready for the rest of the night. I jump in to the shower and start showering. I see [redacted] enter the bathroom and is going for the shower and I pretend to not notice him. As he gets closer I say "Are you that thirsty breh?" and laugh while he jumps scared.
Everything in this part will be entirely in spoiler tags for safety reasons
I turn back and tell him that is okay and we kiss more and I get on my knees to polish his knob. The water makes this feel so much better and I could stay there but we both knew what he wanted to to do there. I look at his hand and he passes me the condom which I proceed to put with my mouth which impresses him and I laugh saying that the trick is nothing. I get up and get against the wall and he pins me there and goes at it. He kisses my neck and I just keep telling him to keep giving it to me. After 10-15 minutes playing in the shower he finishes and we take now 20 more minutes in the shower to take a real shower.
After we're done with our shower he dries me up with my towel which I found cute albeit a bit weird and I return the favor so he doesn't feel odd despite it being odd. We put our underwear on and jump to bed and decide to read GAF. I had forgotten about the rumors that started earlier in the day and now he is about to read it around midnight catching up with the thread. He actually laughs and says "Should we give them something to talk about?" and I give like literally shadiest smirk in history brehs and went and said "Fucking hell yeah". We decided to take some pics for our avatars together to mess with gaf and we see the thread go batshit crazy at our pics in bed kissing and hugging. The reception in FakeGAF is a mixture of WTF with Awe and plenty of laughs with plenty of congratulation messages which has us in the floor laughing since we just wanted to fuck around with the thread. We play some videogames til 3:30 am and fall asleep together.
I wake up at 10am and [redacted] is ready with pancakes, eggs and bacon for breakfast with a nice cup of coffee in one side and orange juice on the other. We sit and talk about the day and asks what we would do and I said "Literally chill breh" to which he seems pretty happy about. We watch some movies and shows and he lays his head on my lap and occasionally sits on it with a few moments of teasing. We play Melty Blood Actress Again Current Code and I make a kick ass chicken lasagna which gets tons of praise by him and asks me for the recipe. We go out for a walk and stop at a coffee shop and get some cold coffee since the weather is warm and go back to my house. We take a shower and read more gaf to then cuddle, spoon, watch netflix and chill.
Now the day where [redacted] goes back home. [redacted] wakes up early and starts poking me to get up. I wake up and smile at him and look down at my morning wood which he decides to take care of. After that we go brush our teeth and shower before making breakfast. I decide to make some French Toasts with ice cream on top and chocolate poured on top. We take our diabetic inducing breakfast and start getting his stuff in the car and leave to the airport. We talk more and he says that we should plan hanging out more in the year and if I needed help paying for the ticket he could help with that which I say "Appreciated". We have more laughs and a few kisses in my car before we get down on the airport and a few hugs. We have entered and its time for us to say our "See you literally later breh" or "goodbye breh". As I'm about to go he grabs my hand and says "I think I love you Vazra" which blush and quickly regain my composure and say "I don't" and keep walking away. You see [redacted] let a few tears out without actually making a big scene.
I get on my car and ride into the sunset as this play in the background.
Now you may ask who is the name of the FakeGaffer who I banged and banged me back before I emotionally bang him or why am I such a heartless thot? The answer is literally simple brehs. It's not of your goddamn business.
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