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[marrec]

"accidentally" sit in a tub of ice for an hour and entice her to feel how cold and stiff your body is

god damnit jobbs

 

[FloatOn]

Kasich is out and Trump is the nominee...

I'm pretty disgusted that the republican party couldn't get their shit together enough to find someone that represents their party better than him

 

[Freeza Under The Shower]

ooh, I understood that reference.

 

[Professor Beef]

like I said, maybe tomorrow

i legit haven't shaved in a bit and it bugs me so i wanna at least get that out of the way

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

No those are knickers pants are dude underwear

 

[Jobbs]

like I said, maybe tomorrow

i legit haven't shaved in a bit and it bugs me so i wanna at least get that out of the way

here's what you do. this works every time.

when she's leaving, just sorta BE in the car when she gets into it. her car. be in the backseat.

then when she's about to drive, surprise her! and say "change course! set a new destination" girls find that sort of thing cute.

 

[Misha]

No those are knickers pants are dude underwear

dude underwear is less interesting to post

 

[marrec]

ladies love surprises

Surprise your lady by hiding in her closet until she's asleep and taking pictures of her sleeping and then not telling her that she's your lady or that you were there.

 

[Ceallach]

ladies love surprises

Surprise your lady by hiding in her closet until she's asleep and taking pictures of her sleeping and then not telling her that she's your lady or that you were there.

Someone ask me why I carry guns again.

 

[trab pu kcip]

what the hell is up with Twitch lately? first lady showing her boobs. then lady "accidentally" showing her snatch, the dude jerking off now dude abusing his GF.

 

[Jobbs]

what the hell is up with Twitch lately? first lady showing her boobs. then lady "accidentally" showing her snatch, the dude jerking off now dude abusing his GF.

where did all this happen

I didn't know twitch was so exciting or I'd watch it more

 

[zeemumu]

what the hell is up with Twitch lately? first lady showing her boobs. then lady "accidentally" showing her snatch, the dude jerking off now dude abusing his GF.

How do you accidentally flash your vag during a gaming stream?

"Whoops I pressed R2 and my pants came off!"

Trab I'm convinced that you live in a different reality populated entirely by creeps n freaks

I spend most of my twitch time betting on Saltybet matches.

 

[DrM]

Trab I'm convinced that you live in a different reality populated entirely by creeps n freaks

Well she is from Germany...

Spoiler

just kidding

 

[Ceallach]

what the hell is up with Twitch lately? first lady showing her boobs. then lady "accidentally" showing her snatch, the dude jerking off now dude abusing his GF.

How did she accidentally flash some vag? Loose under?

Anyways, lunchtime

 

[marrec]

what the hell is up with Twitch lately? first lady showing her boobs. then lady "accidentally" showing her snatch, the dude jerking off now dude abusing his GF.

I mean, they're all just looking for eyeballs. Slowly but surely twitch chat is just going to turn into LiveFromPlaystation.

LiveFromPlaystation is some dark shit.

Someone ask me why I carry guns again.

Is it so you can "surprise" people?

 

[zeemumu]

How did she accidentally flash some vag? Loose under?

Anyways, lunchtime

I love eating a good hat in the morning

 

[trab pu kcip]

haven't you guys heard about this stuff? I didnt witness it as it was happening but it was all over gaming news. all these "accidents" happened in a very short period of time. NSFW of course.
snatch girl

jerking off

warning, this is no joke material:
streamer abusing his GF, mic still on

 

[marrec]

If you told me 2 years ago that DSP would be jerking off on cam I'd be like "well duh"

 

[Nerdkiller]

Kasich is out and Trump is the nominee...

I'm pretty disgusted that the republican party couldn't get their shit together enough to find someone that represents their party better than him

I wish that the Repubs could find a way (or at least break their own rules) to screw him out of the nomination, come the convention by placing Romney as the nominee again. Just...anything. The fact that he was running alone is frightening for me.

 

[Chuckie]

The snatch was censored.

Disappointed.

 

[Jobbs]

oh lord the guy jerking off one can't be real.. that can't be real

I only have like two people I watch on twitch and neither are very big. I mainly just like their accent

 

[zeemumu]

Is that how other people jerk off? That's creepy.

 

[marrec]

warning, this is no joke material:
streamer abusing his GF, mic still on

It appears that in addition to being banned from Twitch, his content from YouTube has also been removed.

Good fuuuuck that guy.

Hopefully the lady involved gets help

 

[Jobbs]

Is that how other people jerk off? That's creepy.

I don't know enough about him to say for sure but that's why I feel skeptical that it's authentic. It looks too comical.

 

[DrM]

warning, this is no joke material:
streamer abusing his GF, mic still on

God damn what a scumbag

 

[zeemumu]

Are there any other violin and acoustic guitar heavy songs like good riddance?

 

[Ceallach]

I'm picking up so many street passes at the hospital today, wtf.

 

[marrec]

Man, reading through that LiveStreamFails subreddit...

there are a lot of garbage human beings streaming

 

[friskykillface]

$$$$$$$$ donations x internet fame

I can see that being the reason for the boobs x snatch, the jerk off is just idk the guy being dumb and the dumbass didn't turn off his camera x mic when abusing his gf, poor girl hope she gets help


I bet there will be naked live streaming in a few years or ustream will do it, lets be honest, there are thirsty people out, more thirsty than us and they like to watch games so yeah it might happen

 

[Jobbs]

I'm picking up so many street passes at the hospital today, wtf.

I love hospitals <3

Man, reading through that LiveStreamFails subreddit...

there are a lot of garbage human beings streaming

I think there are just a lot of garbage human beings in general.

 

[zeemumu]

I love hospitals <3

Biased opinion. You'll hate them soon enough

 

[marrec]

I think there are just a lot of garbage human beings in general.

Good point.

 

[Vazra]

I think there are just a lot of garbage human beings in general.

I agree. Perhaps more than the decent people.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Kasich is out and Trump is the nominee...

I'm pretty disgusted that the republican party couldn't get their shit together enough to find someone that represents their party better than him

Finally. I wonder if Trump will pick him as VP to try and get Ohio in the general.

And his racism and misogyny represent them in their current form fairly well. He's just overt about it instead of using dog whistles.

 

[zeemumu]

I agree. Perhaps more than the decent people.

All it takes is one bad day to make you garbage.

 

[marrec]

All it takes is one bad day to make you garbage.

I've had a few bad days and I'm a shining example of the apex human.

 

[Vazra]

All it takes is one bad day to make you garbage.

As part of the dumpster fire society I know.

 

[zeemumu]

Christopher Lloyd rapping about gigawatts never gets old.

 

[Professor Beef]

Note to self: never listen to Jobbs

Christopher Lloyd rapping about gigawatts never gets old.

It's because of him that I say "jiggawatts" instead of the normal pronunciation.

 

[Jobbs]

I'm watching a girl on twitch who looks *shockingly* like my mom when she was young and it's fascinating/scary

Note to self: never listen to Jobbs

I'm actually extremely wise and you'd all do well to listen to my advice

 

[You Know Nothing]

Note to self: never listen to Jobbs

Good life advice.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

YOOOOO, NEW DIRECT HIT FUCKING RIPS

FUCK YOU GET PUMPED
FUCK YOU GET PUMPED
FUCK YOU GET PUMPED
FUCK YOU GET PUMPED
FUCK YOU GET PUMPED
FUCK YOU GET PUMPED

 

[trab pu kcip]

I'm watching a girl on twitch who looks *shockingly* like my mom when she was young and it's fascinating/scary



I'm actually extremely wise and you'd all do well to listen to my advice

holy shit. jobbs said someone looks like somebody else. this is the end of days

 

[FloatOn]

I'm watching a girl on twitch who looks *shockingly* like my mom when she was young and it's fascinating/scary

edit - nevermind. that was uncouth of me.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Oh shit

I just realised

It's the most important day of the year

Spoiler

YEAH FUCK YOU NERDS AND YOUR STAR WARS PUN THAT DOESN'T EVEN WORK OVER HERE, JAWBREAKER MOTHERFUCKERS

 

[Jobbs]

holy shit. jobbs said someone looks like somebody else. this is the end of days

it's kinda true

edit - nevermind. that was uncouth of me.

I saw it and you'd better stay away from my mompelganger!

 

[trab pu kcip]

Oh shit

I just realised

It's the most important day of the year

Spoiler

Yeah fuck you nerds and your Star Wars pun that doesn't even work over here, JAWBREAKER MOTHERFUCKERS

AW YISS, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS!!

IF YOU HEAR THIS SONG A HUNDRED TIMES IT STILL WON'T BE ENOUGH!

edit: why not both

 

[FloatOn]

YOOOOO, NEW DIRECT HIT FUCKING RIPS

FUCK YOU GET PUMPED
FUCK YOU GET PUMPED
FUCK YOU GET PUMPED
FUCK YOU GET PUMPED
FUCK YOU GET PUMPED
FUCK YOU GET PUMPED

I made it 30 seconds before I had to shut it down

 

[Jobbs]

I made it 30 seconds before I had to shut it down

"listening 30 seconds and turning it off" is a maneuver called "the radiohead"

 

[zeemumu]

AW YISS, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS!!

IF YOU HEAR THIS SONG A HUNDRED TIMES IT STILL WON'T BE ENOUGH!

edit: why not both

Funnily enough there's an area in the Star Wars Launch Bay at Disneyland that's the Mos Eisley Cantina and the song plays in there a lot, but not enough to drive the employees insane.