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[Ceallach]

what's the weirdest kink somebody you slept with had? GO!

Probably a guy who wanted to fuck me while I slept, but like I couldn't wake up, he wanted me out cold for the whole process. I was always way too scared to actually go through with it

 

[Silphonica]

I said this before, but anyone wanting to know what feet taste like. It tastes exactly how you imagine, like feet. Fucking rank.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Probably a guy who wanted to fuck me while I slept, but like I couldn't wake up, he wanted me out cold for the whole process. I was always way too scared to actually go through with it

soo he basically wanted to drug you or something?
super scary. but not as bad as toes imo.

 

[Ceallach]

soo he basically wanted to drug you or something?
super scary. but not as bad as toes imo.

Yeah but like with my consent and planning. So like I won't fault him for it. Just I couldnt do it.

How about you trab?

 

[marrec]

what's the weirdest kink somebody you slept with had? GO!

Well, besides tub o' ice girl, nothing too weird. S&M stuff and the like. There was a girl while I was in college that would call me papi and liked to be teased, but that's not too weird.

 

[Xiao Hu]

Just a little bit of wrestling after which it was decided who tops/bottoms

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I prefer flannel and long-ish hair but that's cool too!

I have long hair and flannel tho

 

[Turin]

When you sing a live gig and they spell your last name wrong on the screen ;___;

They pronounced my last name right when they said it tho at least <3 which doesn't happen often!

Very well done though, man.

Someone motivate me to watch GoT season 5, I can't dance around these spoilers any longer

Episode 8, "Hardhome".

 

[FUME5]

Probably a guy who wanted to fuck me while I slept, but like I couldn't wake up, he wanted me out cold for the whole process. I was always way too scared to actually go through with it

That's, like, a whole universe of trust required for that shit.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

DragonZ and trab are about 96% compatible with each other from what i've read and can remember.


As far as I'am concerned, you two are the OTP girls of FakeGAF.

It's nuts how you two have some much in common.

You two are the Tina Fey and Amy Poehler but different nationalities and Fey is in the military and is from the state of Mass, among other things.

 

[Xiao Hu]

But who are the OTPboys?

 

[Ceallach]

That's, like, a whole universe of trust required for that shit.

Yeah, for real. I can't do it. Like girls with rape fantasies, it's just you gotta really know who you are dealing with.

 

[Misha]

That's, like, a whole universe of trust required for that shit.

What would you even get out of that? sounds very one sided

 

[Ceallach]

What would you even get out of that? sounds very one sided

A good nap and sticky thighs?

 

[Misha]

A good nap and sticky thighs?

i have my doubts that the nap would be "good" sticky thighs at least

 

[FloatOn]

what's the weirdest kink somebody you slept with had? GO!

there was this one girl that wanted to know the actual size of my erect penis. like she got a ruler out and everything.

 

[Funky Papa]

Getting involved into any situation where you can't use a safe word is probably a bad idea.

Exception: wake up sex.

 

[FUME5]

Yeah, for real. I can't do it. Like girls with rape fantasies, it's just you gotta really know who you are dealing with.

I'm not down.

I can see where the desire comes from, but too far out of my nature.

What would you even get out of that? sounds very one sided

He expressed his kink, doesn't mean mutual satisfaction would be involved, beyond the satisfaction of satisfying a partners kink.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

DragonZ and trab are about 96% compatible with each other from what i've read and can remember.


As far as I'am concerned, you two are the OTP girls of FakeGAF.

It's nuts how you two have some much in common.

You two are the Tina Fey and Amy Poehler but different nationalities and Fey is in the military and is from the state of Mass, among other things.

I am from Rhode Island tho

 

[Misha]

He expressed his kink, doesn't mean mutual satisfaction would be involved, beyond the satisfaction of satisfying a partners kink.

yeah no thanks

 

[FUME5]

yeah no thanks

No shit.

 

[FloatOn]

anyway happy cinco de drinko

be safe out there tonight

 

[Misha]

No shit.

agreed. no shit either. don't know how someone could enjoy that too

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

anyway happy cinco de drinko

be safe out there tonight

Or this morning, maybe I'll pick up tequila on the way home

 

[DrM]

what's the weirdest kink somebody you slept with had? GO!

She insisted that cat watches us

 

[Funky Papa]

Yuck.

Tequila is vile.

I mean, it's not as bad as whisky, but still.

 

[FUME5]

Yuck.

Tequila is vile.

I mean, it's not as bad as whisky, but still.

Nah man.

Nah.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Yuck.

Tequila is vile.

I mean, it's not as bad as whisky, but still.

I mean I agree but I'm not drinking it for the taste

Wow my life is a mess

 

[FloatOn]

Yuck.

Tequila is vile.

I mean, it's not as bad as whisky, but still.

what fuckery is this

old fashioned is one of the best drinks known to man

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I wonder what the cash register lady would say if I bought a bottle of tequila at 8 am

Maybe I'll just get some baileys and mix it with a coffee

 

[zeemumu]

Bailing out of this thread for a while.

 

[Funky Papa]

Baileys goes well with pancakes, too.

 

[FUME5]

Bailing out of this thread for a while.

Did they do stuff and things to you?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I am so fucking sick of breakfast foods, pancakes and I need some time apart

 

[Misha]

I am so fucking sick of breakfast foods, pancakes and I need some time apart

I'd imagine. its one of the greatest faults of the culture that we have like 10 things available to eat before 10 am

 

[FUME5]

I am so fucking sick of breakfast foods, pancakes and I need some time apart

Go try that sushi joint.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'd imagine. its one of the greatest faults of the culture that we have like 10 things available to eat before 10 am

Go try that sushi joint.

No it's just the fact that it's literally the only place they'll let me go to during the week so i don't have a choice.

I'll try the sushi joint maybe this weekend

 

[FloatOn]

you know what a great alternative to pancakes is?

breakfast burritos

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

They don't make them, I'm stuck with pancakes, eggs, and French toast

 

[Misha]

after reading the last page i checked out that armpit hair thread. why would you bother using an electric razor on your armpits? just takes like 3 swipes with a normal razor and is the easiest place to shave on the body

 

[Xiao Hu]

Ok, I'm mildly annoyed/pissed to a certain degree. A person who called herself a friend of mine once just can't be bothered to text back after a whole fucking day. I mean yes, it's simple political small talk but at least have the decency to reply because you certainly have the time to upload some shitty pictures on Instagram, don't you? People these days simply lack manners...

Fuck it, I feel way too offended by that shit than I should pay much attention to it

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I wonder how much dislike I can have inside me at any given point in time for one fucking person

Let's find out

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Yuck.

Tequila is vile.

I mean, it's not as bad as whisky, but still.

I've never had tequila

But whiskey? Come on dood

 

[Misha]

Ok, I'm mildly annoyed/pissed to a certain degree. A person who called herself a friend of mine once just can't be bothered to text back after a whole fucking day. I mean yes, it's simple political small talk but at least have the decency to reply because you certainly have the time to upload some shitty pictures on Instagram, don't you? People these days simply lack manners...

Fuck it, I feel way too offended by that shit than I should pay much attention to it

you'd hate to be a friend of mine. everyone in my friend group will just stop mid conversation and never respond again or wait three days then say something.

unfortunately that also applies to when we make plans to do stuff so you have to just show up to their house and sometimes even let yourself in to have a conversation with them

 

[FloatOn]

I've never had tequila

But whiskey? Come on dood

hey we finally agree on something!

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Also I'm talking about brony dude not you, xiao

 

[Jobbs]

Well, besides tub o' ice girl, nothing too weird. S&M stuff and the like. There was a girl while I was in college that would call me papi and liked to be teased, but that's not too weird.

oh, weirdest kink BESIDES the time you waited in a tub of ice so a girl could pretend you're dead?

hahahahahahhaha

what's the weirdest kink somebody you slept with had? GO!

a girl who likes to be spanked/hairpulled a lot, I know that's not very weird, but my life hasn't been very weird

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

hey we finally agree on something!

Hey, we agree that Sanders is a Cool Guy™ as well

 

[FloatOn]

Hey, we agree that Sanders is a Cool Guy™ as well

oh yeah that's true

now start liking better music and we can be buds

 

[Xiao Hu]

you'd hate to be a friend of mine. everyone in my friend group will just stop mid conversation and never respond again or wait three days then say something.

unfortunately that also applies to when we make plans to do stuff so you have to just show up to their house and sometimes even let yourself in to have a conversation with them

I met an Australian girl (she's really sweet) in Shanghai who was doing a world tour after she graduated from university. We added each other on Whatsapp and Facebook. She outright told me that it sometimes takes her really long to reply to messages (even though the first days she mostly replied immediately). Like at least a month would pass until she replied but she always does reply and even apologizes for the minor inconvenience that it causes to me. Still, I appreciate her attitude and hope to see her again some time.

I think I had it enough with the other 'friend'. That relationship we have feels quite one sided and I just want to make things clear if she really appreciates me or not. I planned to make her into an asset for future networking since she clearly has the potential for bigger things and is also very ambitious. I just don't want to get emotionally attached to the wrong people...again.

Also I'm talking about brony dude not you, xiao

Oh I know, honey. No offense taken