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[FloatOn]

hey I messaged him first! more than I usually do so I'm on it.

I hope your message had this gif in it

guys are clueless

 

[trab pu kcip]

What did you say?

hi + a pidgeonhead.

 

[Jobbs]

after only a few days I feel like I'm in the sahara

but before this I went 10 months celibate without much issue

 

[zeemumu]

hi + a pidgeonhead.

You guys spent days talking about how hi was a terrible first message.

 

[FloatOn]

after only a few days I feel like I'm in the sahara

but before this I went 10 months celibate without much issue

pr0n + jacking off helps

 

[Deleted member 10571]

hi + a pidgeonhead.

 

[Ceallach]

Vr porn is so weird. It's all POV as a dude. So surreal.

 

[FloatOn]

Vr porn is so weird. It's all POV as a dude. So surreal.

I've yet to try any modern VR

I remember virtualboy giving me headaches back in the day so I hope things have improved

 

[Jobbs]

Vr porn is so weird. It's all POV as a dude. So surreal.

I was about to say "imagine how goofy you'd look jerking off with a headset on" then I remembered there's no way to look cool while jerking off

 

[zeemumu]

That's a pretty good Dark Souls joke


A team of adventurers walk into a bar, still carrying their weapons.

The bartender asks "What's with all the weapons?"

One of the party members replies "Mimics."

The bartender laughs.

The team laughs.

The table laughs.

 

[Ceallach]

I've yet to try any modern VR

I remember virtualboy giving me headaches back in the day so I hope things have improved

Nope. My vive is 100% identical to the virtual boy just with fancier controllers.

 

[Deleted member 10571]

I was about to say "imagine how goofy you'd look jerking off with a headset on" then I remembered there's no way to look cool while jerking off

Not even kidding, I totally can see that train of thought lol

 

[Misha]

That's a pretty good Dark Souls joke


A team of adventurers walk into a bar, still carrying their weapons.

The bartender asks "What's with all the weapons?"

One of the party members replies "Mimics."

The bartender laughs.

The team laughs.

The table laughs.

Can mimics in dark souls be anything other than chests? Might be more of a d&d joke if so

 

[zeemumu]

I was about to say "imagine how goofy you'd look jerking off with a headset on" then I remembered there's no way to look cool while jerking off

There's an entire category of porn dedicated to looking good while masturbating so it's completely possible.

Can mimics in dark souls be anything other than chests? Might be more of a d&d joke if so

...

 

[Prophet Steve]

Nope. My vive is 100% identical to the virtual boy just with fancier controllers.

I am jelly, I only get to play at work. Some day though.

 

[Granadier]

here's a direct review quote:

Coming from the critic who gave Mockingjay Pt. 2 a 90.
¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[FloatOn]

Nope. My vive is 100% identical to the virtual boy just with fancier controllers.

no need to be condescending. I'm sure things are better than the virtualboy I'm just talking about the headache effect.

 

[Ceallach]

Coming from the critic who gave Mockingjay Pt. 2 a 90.
¯_(&#12484_/¯

I mean if he thinks a shitty movie is good, imagine how trash this movie must be. His bar is REALLY low

 

[Granadier]

hi + a pidgeonhead.

ugh, trabs cmon.

I mean if he thinks a shitty movie is good, imagine how trash this movie must be. His bar is REALLY low

Ha. He's a critic that knows nothing about Warcraft, so I wouldn't expect him to view it as anything other than a shit-tier money grab.

 

[Prophet Steve]

no need to be condescending. I'm sure things are better than the virtualboy I'm just talking about the headache effect.

Well, the Virtual Boy was pretty notorious for that. So yeah, it is better.

 

[trab pu kcip]

You guys spent days talking about how hi was a terrible first message.

ugh, trabs cmon.



Ha. He's a critic that knows nothing about Warcraft, so I wouldn't expect him to view it as anything other than a shit-tier money grab.

on other sites but this is tinder! people hardly fill out their profiles and just upload pics. what's to say other than hello?

 

[Granadier]

on other sites but this is tinder! people hardly fill out their profiles and just upload pics. what's to say other than hello?

My favorite is:
"Titanic"
"Oh shit, that's a terrible icebreaker."

corny, punny, terrible one liners are great. That or just ask him what time his pants come off.

 

[trab pu kcip]

My favorite is:
"Titanic"
"Oh shit, that's a terrible icebreaker."

corny, punny, terrible one liners are great. That or just ask him what time his pants come off.

do you really use that?

 

[Granadier]

do you really use that?

I've used it once and it was effective, haha. The girl didn't work out though.

 

[Deleted member 10571]

My favorite is:
"Titanic"
"Oh shit, that's a terrible icebreaker."

actually laffed

 

[Jobbs]

on other sites but this is tinder! people hardly fill out their profiles and just upload pics. what's to say other than hello?

Trab's right, honestly. Why bother to write a novel before you know whether he'll even respond or if he does respond whether he'll instantly be a douchebag? Start small and if he's cool then go deeper.

 

[Granadier]

definitely.

but just "hi" or "hey" is boring. Have some fun with it

 

[Prophet Steve]

I've used it once and it was effective, haha. The girl didn't work out though.

Turn it around:

Do you enjoy Titanic? Because it is the best ice breaker I know.

Then at least there is something for her to go with.

But then again, I don't use ice breakers, so maybe don't.

 

[Jobbs]

definitely.

but just "hi" or "hey" is boring. Have some fun with it

It's tinder and he's a sk8er boi. Trust me, he's DTF.

more than likely the onus is on him to prove himself interesting

 

[trab pu kcip]

Trab's right, honestly. Why bother to write a novel before you know whether he'll even respond or if he does respond whether he'll instantly be a douchebag? Start small and if he's cool then go deeper.

deeper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

definitely.

but just "hi" or "hey" is boring. Have some fun with it

I did. I sent the pidgeon head!!

 

[Jobbs]

deeper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

after some initial probing, yeah

 

[Granadier]

Spoiler

from r/tinder

I did. I sent the pidgeon head!!

Just ask to see his head instead. Straight to the point.

 

[Risgroo]

 

[zeemumu]

.


Just ask to see his head instead. Straight to the point.

Where do you find these people...

 

[Jobbs]

What's there to do with a Vive right now (besides VR porn)?

I haven't been following this stuff closely. Are there a lot of games that work well with it?

 

[Granadier]

Where do you find these people...

Not mine, that was from r/tinder. I browse that for some good laughs.

 

[trab pu kcip]

ugh I just saw my ex bf's profile (as to be expected he still had it while we were together actually......)
when I nope'd him can he still see me? T_T

 

[Prophet Steve]

What's there to do with a Vive right now (besides VR porn)?

I haven't been following this stuff closely. Are there a lot of games that work well with it?

Mostly smaller games specifically made for the VIVE. And a few titles with added support but that doesn't always works too well. But there is Elite and Project CARS now.

Some of the smaller games can be really good though.

 

[Granadier]

ugh I just saw my ex bf's profile (as to be expected he still had it while we were together actually......)
when I nope'd him can he still see me? T_T

You might show up on his list of people to swipe on, but if you noped then there's no chance for him to connect.

---

Ok one more.

 

[Vazra]

VR porn would be cool. The straight guys could be watching their girls or anime girls while they are actually using me.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

ugh I just saw my ex bf's profile (as to be expected he still had it while we were together actually......)
when I nope'd him can he still see me? T_T

You can block him.

 

[Ceallach]

What's there to do with a Vive right now (besides VR porn)?

I haven't been following this stuff closely. Are there a lot of games that work well with it?

Nothing. Not worth the money. Though it is the superior platform as revive let's you play OR games as well. But everything is tech demoey.

no need to be condescending. I'm sure things are better than the virtualboy I'm just talking about the headache effect.

I was joking because literally the last thing I did on it was play jack Bros on a VB emulator.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Please shitpost so I can post the thread when I wake up

 

[Granadier]

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

VR porn would be cool. The straight guys could be watching their girls or anime girls while they are actually using me.

That's a specific fetish.

 

[Deleted member 10571]

Saw an incredibly funny description on okc (at least perfectly hit my style of humor), but I her inbox is full so i can't just tell her i laughed a lot. If you read this, Girl from Hamburg with a paintbrush hold up with your lips, congrats. You made me laugh.

 

[trab pu kcip]

You might show up on his list of people to swipe on, but if you noped then there's no chance for him to connect.

---

Ok one more.

You can block him.

he wouldn't contact me. I just don't want him to see me there. but oh well...whatever I guess.
fuck the fuckboys.

 

[Granadier]

he wouldn't contact me. I just don't want him to see me there. but oh well...whatever I guess.
fuck the fuckboys.

That's the spirit!!

 

[Vazra]

That's a specific fetish.

I didn't mean it like that dood.

 

[FloatOn]

What's for dinner?