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FakeGAF 6: Fear the Walking Thirst

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Hmm, well that picture definitely just shot up in the hotness rating after your professional analysis. Whew.

Also, get into Orphan Black for the lesbians already.

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Okay so last week my friend who has definitely been lowkey trying to flirt with me told me he likes me. Like, a lot, I guess. I don't know. It was a weird situation. Anyway, I was basically like nah but then he keeps texting me like "Don't be afraid of what I could be for you and represent" and "We could be awesome together, I know it."

Ummm....excuse me? Don't fucking try to convince me to feel a certain fucking way. I don't like you that way. End of story. Fin. Adios. Leave me the fuck alone about it.

And now he wants to "talk" because he's confused or what the fuck ever, and I know this is gonna end up with me pissed off and him sad.
 
If there's one thing I hate more than anything it's when people try to pressure me to do / feel / think a certain way because fuck you, I've been through enough of trying to fit a certain fucking mold to please others.

God.
 
"Don't be afraid of what I could be for you and represent"

What the fuck is this? This pisses me off and I'm not even involved.

Learn how to take no for an answer and stop trying to manipulate someone into feeling a certain way.
 

AcridMeat

Banned
Date 2 success. She paid and I'll be getting the next one.

She's totes digging. She's p cool.

Not sure when/where for next one but sometime this week.
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
"Don't be afraid of what I could be for you and represent"

What the fuck is this? This pisses me off and I'm not even involved.

Learn how to take no for an answer and stop trying to manipulate someone into feeling a certain way.

Thats creepy as fuck too if you ask me
 

FUME5

Member
Okay so last week my friend who has definitely been lowkey trying to flirt with me told me he likes me. Like, a lot, I guess. I don't know. It was a weird situation. Anyway, I was basically like nah but then he keeps texting me like "Don't be afraid of what I could be for you and represent" and "We could be awesome together, I know it."

Ummm....excuse me? Don't fucking try to convince me to feel a certain fucking way. I don't like you that way. End of story. Fin. Adios. Leave me the fuck alone about it.

And now he wants to "talk" because he's confused or what the fuck ever, and I know this is gonna end up with me pissed off and him sad.

Yes, this talk is going to end up exactly like that, but tough shit for him.

Date 2 success. She paid and I'll be getting the next one.

She's totes digging. She's p cool.

Not sure when/where for next one but sometime this week.

Noice.
 

Granadier

Is currently on Stage 1: Denial regarding the service game future
but why just boys

she's talking about dudes and I'm just like "ummmmmmmmmm but what about those bobbies"

You've talked to her about your bisexuality before haven't you? Maybe it's her attempt to steer you towards guys, or maybe it's benign and she just was thinking about guys.
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
I want my life film directed by Zack Snyder. Everything filmed in slow motion with monologues and oversaturated colors. Soundtrack by Trent Reznor

1 hour of NeoGAF shitposting
10 minutes eating
10 minutes crying myself to sleep
20 minutes of shower scenes
20 minutes of videogames
30 minutes of porn and jacking off
 

FUME5

Member
Medicine - Time Baby III

This song rules.

How are your Tinder adventures going?

The cutie with the tattoos who's a hardcore gamer messaged me when she woke up this morning to let me know the roster has her working all next weekend.

So sadface on that, smileyface for the fact that the first thing she did before even getting out of bed was message me. Talked a bit this morning, might see if she wants to do something during the week rather than wait over a week to meet her, we'll see. I mean, we've exchanged gifs so you could say its getting pretty serious.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I'm drunk, ask me anything cause that's what people are doing now or whatever
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
I'm drunk, ask me anything cause that's what people are doing now or whatever

D--- size?
People you wanna slap?
Which gaffers would you bang bang bang into oblivion?
Blue or Red?
Vanilla or Chocolate?
Blonde or Brunette
Blue or Hazel eyes?
Pizza or Lasagna?
Jazz or Jizz?
Gif or Jif?
If you were rich and went into a shopping spree what would you buy?
Can you send me pics of the d?
Woman or man you want to sit on your face?
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
D--- size?
People you wanna slap?
Which gaffers would you bang bang bang into oblivion?
Blue or Red?
Vanilla or Chocolate?
Blonde or Brunette
Blue or Hazel eyes?
Pizza or Lasagna?
Jazz or Jizz?
Gif or Jif?
If you were rich and went into a shopping spree what would you buy?
Can you send me pics of the d?
Woman or man you want to sit on your face?
-7 inches when fully erect, if you think I'm lying that's ok, that's the real answer though.
-Slap? Nobody
-Dude, honestly. Honestly? Everyone in here is good looking. Trab is really attractive. Personality wise I don't know anyone well enough. I don't like how Lili doesn't like beards.
-BLUE
-Vanilla all the way
-Brunette.
-Blue
-Pizza
-What the fuck is a jif.
-Lots of video game paraphernalia. I'm a total nerd
-No
-Kat Dennings.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
I'm pretty vanilla. I like big boobs, that's about it.

Coke or Pepsi?
Prince of Michael Jackson?
Lady Gaga or Katy Perry?
What did you have for dinner?
What are you craving right now?
What things bug you?
What things can you talk for hours without losing interest?
Last videogame you played?
Last album you heard?
Last film you watched?
Last TV show you watched?
If 1+1 = Blue. What is Blue + Red?
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Coke or Pepsi?
Prince of Michael Jackson?
Lady Gaga or Katy Perry?
What did you have for dinner?
What are you craving right now?
What things bug you?
What things can you talk for hours without losing interest?
Last videogame you played?
Last album you heard?
Last film you watched?
Last TV show you watched?
If 1+1 = Blue. What is Blue + Red?
-Coke, Diet only.
-Jackson all the way.
-Yogurt + granola.
-Pizza.
-Intolerance of people's flaws and weaknesses.
-Video game storylines.
-Bravely Default.
-The Protomen Act II.
-The Force Awakens.
-Game of Thrones.
-Yes
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Almost at 20k wordcount on my novel now, woo

Even if I can never get it published, at least I made the effort
 
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