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FakeGAF 6: Fear the Walking Thirst

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SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
What are you writing about?
It's a world of medieval fantasy, if medieval society continued into the present. So there's futuristic technology, people go to college, play sports, listen to music, go to clubs, etc., but there's also knights and monsters and magic. The main theme of the planned trilogy is the "meaning of birth" and what it means to be alive: I.E. people who were born artificially or by non conventional means (clones, experiments, etc.)

Edit: Bah, this thread is dead on Sunday night/Monday morning. I chose the wrong night to drink. Btw, this is what I had:

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Really good vodka, do recommend.
 

AcridMeat

Banned
I haven't had vodka is so damn long. It's always beer, whiskey, wine, gin, or tequila.
The cutie with the tattoos who's a hardcore gamer messaged me when she woke up this morning to let me know the roster has her working all next weekend.

So sadface on that, smileyface for the fact that the first thing she did before even getting out of bed was message me. Talked a bit this morning, might see if she wants to do something during the week rather than wait over a week to meet her, we'll see. I mean, we've exchanged gifs so you could say its getting pretty serious.
Depends on the gifs, but the fact she responded so soon is promising. Good luck man!

I just found out that this girl prefers to lay on the floor listening to music than watching TV. So this is kinda great.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I need to watch GoT season 5 pronto
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
My long distance relationship was basically chatting all the time possible. We didnt get bored or anything so it was nice. Arranged gaming, watching stuff together and chat was a good thing tbh. Physical contact may have not happened but it was a beautiful relationship. I dont mind mind chatting for long hours tbh
 
So he comes to my dorm room. I ended up straight telling him what I wanted and that I didn't want to be with him and he was surprisingly ok with it...I mean he kept asking deep, introspective questions in an attempt to see into my soul or some shit, I don't really know, and he was all "I can respect that". But then he started trying to like...cuddle, or something, and I was like "YIKES GOTTA GO" and then finally I had to be like "I'm tired you should go" and so...he left.

Anyway I'm uninstalling life
 
^ 0_o at that cuddle part, the hell but at least he left , guy just won't take no smh


that dragon boss in the city in the sky was awesome

later half of Twilight Princess is so much better then the beginning
 
Em he doesn't respect you. He just thought that's what you would want to hear. Guys are tricky!


Date 2 success. She paid and I'll be getting the next one.

She's totes digging. She's p cool.

Not sure when/where for next one but sometime this week.

hey, nice! That's exactly what I wanted to hear :)

I don't like how Lili doesn't like beards.

I mean, it's not a dealbreaker. It's just never an enhancement (like girls who wear huge glasses to cover half their face... if it's an improvement then they probably look a little weird underneath).
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
He was being polite about your rejection but didn't want to accept it. It showed through his actions. Normal response. In the moment, it's hard to deal with rejection, so he probably didn't register it right then. Later he'll probably think to himself, "wow, she outright rejected me, didn't she?" But I doubt that's what he was thinking right then. He was just trying to make sense of your words and weigh them against his desires.

I feel bad for both parties.
 
So people saying I look good with glasses is an insult? :(

Not necessarily. Glasses (besides aiding vision of course) either conceal part of the face or at least reframe it so that other people focus on different parts of your face when they look at you. For example they make eyes look bigger (or let you imagine that they're big and youthful if the lenses cover them), and they can hide or reshape the brow ridge.

But makeup is used for the same sort of purposes so whatever. It's fine. I'm mostly just biased because I don't personally like wearing glasses.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Some people find glasses really attractive. It's a matter of taste.
 

Misha

Banned
Not necessarily. Glasses (besides aiding vision of course) either conceal part of the face or at least reframe it so that other people focus on different parts of your face when they look at you. For example they make eyes look bigger (or let you imagine that they're big and youthful if the lenses cover them), and they can hide or reshape the brow ridge.

But makeup is used for the same sort of purposes so whatever. It's fine. I'm mostly just biased because I don't personally like wearing glasses.

I'm 90% sure its just cause I have a bit extra fat on my face so glasses improve the eye to skin ratio. Makes my nose look bigger tho so tradeoff.

Also I need to work on not having half closed eyes.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
To clarify, I'm talking about something like this:

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Most corrective lenses glasses are fine or even really cute in some cases.
Oh, I see what you mean. Yeah, this is usually either

A) A terrible fashion statement

or

B) An attempt to hide one's face

Normal sunglasses/glasses totally change a person's look, but rarely for the worse. It's just... different.
 

DrM

Redmond's Baby
ugh, somebody was walking around the house at 3 am, but luckily he forgot that we have dog. Probably somebody wanted to break in, we had a lot of this stuff in the last few weeks in our village. Cops are clueless as usual
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I'm sober but severely bored. Ask me anything.
It's time to return the favor.

D--- size?
People you wanna slap?
Which gaffers would you bang bang bang into oblivion?
Blue or Red?
Vanilla or Chocolate?
Blonde or Brunette
Blue or Hazel eyes?
Pizza or Lasagna?
Jazz or Jizz?
Gif or Jif?
If you were rich and went into a shopping spree what would you buy?
Can you send me pics of the d?
Woman or man you want to sit on your face?
Craziest thing you have done?
What are your fetishes?
Coke or Pepsi?
Prince of Michael Jackson?
Lady Gaga or Katy Perry?
What did you have for dinner?
What are you craving right now?
What things bug you?
What things can you talk for hours without losing interest?
Last videogame you played?
Last album you heard?
Last film you watched?
Last TV show you watched?
If 1+1 = Blue. What is Blue + Red?
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
It's time to return the favor.

D--- size?
People you wanna slap?
Which gaffers would you bang bang bang into oblivion?
Blue or Red?
Vanilla or Chocolate?
Blonde or Brunette
Blue or Hazel eyes?
Pizza or Lasagna?
Jazz or Jizz?
Gif or Jif?
If you were rich and went into a shopping spree what would you buy?
Can you send me pics of the d?
Woman or man you want to sit on your face?
Craziest thing you have done?
What are your fetishes?
Coke or Pepsi?
Prince of Michael Jackson?
Lady Gaga or Katy Perry?
What did you have for dinner?
What are you craving right now?
What things bug you?
What things can you talk for hours without losing interest?
Last videogame you played?
Last album you heard?
Last film you watched?
Last TV show you watched?
If 1+1 = Blue. What is Blue + Red?

6 inches
A few gaffers, Donald Trump, Kanye West and the whole Kardashian fam.
Feng, Symphonia, YKN, JB, LookAtMeGo and Clyde (There might be others but thats my memory for ya)
Blue
Vanilla and Chocolate Swirl
Brunette
Hazel
Lasagna
Jizz
Gif
Videogame Artbooks, statues, figures,soundtracks, Music, clothes
I can send you gifs of the d if you want
Hmmm havent thought much about it but maybe Chris Pratt.
Jerk off while driving
Being dominant, a bit of slapping, pinning down, shower sex, public stuff EDIT: Forgot biting
Prince
Perry
Meat Stew and Rice with red beans
Nutella shake and a D
Inconsistency, dishonesty and flakey people.
Videogames, social issues and music.
Dark Souls 3
The House in Fata Morgana OST
Southbound
Broad City
3

Why not see how things work out in Florida?
It's Florida lol. But if anything I may go into the talks of going to Florida after my sister wedding is done. Afterall my parents need to be here and have some cash to send me away.
 

Xiao Hu

Member
It's a world of medieval fantasy, if medieval society continued into the present. So there's futuristic technology, people go to college, play sports, listen to music, go to clubs, etc., but there's also knights and monsters and magic. The main theme of the planned trilogy is the "meaning of birth" and what it means to be alive: I.E. people who were born artificially or by non conventional means (clones, experiments, etc.)

I really crave the idea of futuristic feudalism. I wish there was a space opera with a setting like Dune where great houses compete against each other in space. You've got me interested, Sir.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I really crave the idea of futuristic feudalism. I wish there was a space opera with a setting like Dune where great houses compete against each other in space. You've got me interested, Sir.
Excerpts that show the dichotomy I was going for:

The Dragon King sat in the back seat of a limousine. The interior was cool and dim, the air filtered in through thin grates on the side of the vehicle. His expression was cool and confident. Next to him sat three soldiers, one of which was a bald, middle aged man, a scar prominently visible on his forehead, his features rough and imposing. He wore the armor of the Mokanorian military, but, unlike the others, it was colored white, much like the clothes of The Dragon King himself. "Naive fools," Garrick mused to himself. "As if I would ever work alongside them." The soldiers laughed, a somewhat forced and artifical laugh that had a trace of fear. "What are we going to do with him?" The bald man asked. Garrick smiled. "The brat?" He asked. "I was going to ransom him, but I may just kill him," he claimed. "The boy is dangerous."

"Alright, listen. Mokanor was never one to play nice with other people. A war broke out between us and them about fifteen years ago that lasted almost five years. That's probably when they shut the train line down," he responded. "And then there was the incident ten years ago, where The Sun King took over. Now there's rumors that the entire kingdom has fallen under a curse. People appear soulless and broken, strange creatures roam the land, nobody is ever truly safe... even if they could fix the line, I don't think anybody in their right mind would use it." Anabelle's expression had suddenly become serious. "The Sun King sounds like an awfully unfitting title for the king of a barren and snowy land," she said.

Meat stew and rice sounds delicious. No gifs, thank you, but I appreciate the offer.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
What are your thoughts on the show Once Upon a Time? It has kind of a similar thing going on.
That's a little more "dainty" than my story, but the basic idea is similar, yeah. Mine is more Lord of the Rings/Game of Thrones meets modern day life than straight up fairy tales. There are fantasy elements, but they all feel relatively grounded.
 

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That's a little more "dainty" than my story, but the basic idea is similar, yeah. Mine is more Lord of the Rings/Game of Thrones meets modern day life than straight up fairy tales. There are fantasy elements, but they all feel relatively grounded.

Are the sword-wielders seen as sort of archaic like Jedi are in Star Wars, or have guns not been invented yet?

I'd also imagine some Legend of Korra style thing where people without power/magic are envious of those with it and then try to use their new technology to equalize things.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
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Are the sword-wielders seen as sort of archaic like Jedi are in Star Wars, or have guns not been invented yet?
A lion of a man stood at the bottom of the citadel. He was tall and lean, to the point where one might call him lanky, but he was not thin. His muscles were toned, and he was not afraid to show them off through clothing that tightly clung to his skin. He wore a white bodysuit over his torso that ended in a high collar surrounding his neck, and his lower half was covered by an extravagantly flowing white robe. On his shoulders were two pauldrons, also white, with large blue gems encased in their center and ornate decorations surrounding each gem. His boots and gauntlets shared the same intricate design, both also containing blue gems; in his gauntlets, the gems were on the back of his hand, and on his greaves, they lay encased on the front side. His attire showed off his physique, but in a way that was refined and elegant. It was made of the same material as the prince's body armor, and the gems encased within it emit the same oddly pleasant mist. The man had green eyes that could pierce the soul of the most emotionally resilient person. They were cold, but not unfeeling; their emerald color brimmed with a combination of malice and vigor. His dark red hair was receding in front, revealing a pale white scalp, and reached down to his waist in back. It, like the robes he wore, was flowing and elegant, and his most prominent physical feature. His facial features were sharp and perpetually composed. He had a large, straight and wild red beard, although he had no mustache, giving him the likeness of a lion's mane. At his side rest a curved golden dagger, contained in a heavily decorated, translucent sheath. The dagger itself had decoration on its surface designed to draw attention to it, and the lines that drew these designs glowed an iridescent blue, much like the gems on the man's armor. On his back rest the holster for a rifle, made of boiled leather, which was currently empty, for he held its occupant in his hands; a sleek, black gun with a bright red scope attached to its surface and the same overly extravagant, shining blue designs on its body. The man looked very regal, very serious, and very dangerous. He was flanked on both sides by Mokanorian soldiers, all of which were armed with their own similar but less extravagant rifles and pistols. They all knelt in silence, their guns raised, acting as a shield for the citadel. One of them held himself facing the tall man in a rigid salute.

The sound of bullets whizzed through the air, following by the clanking of steel; the three black knights rushed the wall of soldiers protecting their fortress, swords drawn. The blue bullets bounced off of their armor as they approached, leaving dents and marks but otherwise not providing them with any sort of hindrance.

They exist in tandem with each other. Sword wielders aren't seen as archaic since their armor is able to deflect bullets fairly efficiently.

I'd also imagine some Legend of Korra style thing where people without power/magic are envious of those with it and then try to use their new technology to equalize things.
This is exactly it. The technology is so widespread that pretty much everyone has it, though.
 
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