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[You Know Nothing]

Tom Hiddleston is like Cumberbatch. They both look odd and yet have the most rabid fangirl following. Hiddleston always looks greasy and Cumberbatch is an alien. We already made first contact. I don't understand tbh.

I'm wordie

I'm so Data it hurts.

 

[Jobbs]

I don't care which one I am. Which does that make me?

 

[Halcyon]

Scribbly like a motherfucker.

Out of those options, I am also getting Scribbly in this bitch.

I don't care which one I am. Which does that make me?

It's right in the fucking descriptions Jobbs. You're slidey.

 

[FloatOn]

I am more Slidey

same

 

[Jobbs]

It's right in the fucking descriptions Jobbs. You're slidey.

I hate reading descriptions to things.

But I am nostalgic for the 90s and technically working alone on a project that many would expect to be a group project.

And I happen to be watching dumb shit on youtube as we speak

So there's that

 

[Granadier]

I'm wordie

MS Executive
- uses Comic Sans on PowerPoint slide.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

MS Executive
- uses Comic Sans on PowerPoint slide.

This is a tumblr post

 

[Granadier]

This is a tumblr post

I know.

 

[Jobbs]

There should be another classification for

Idiot

• Saves everything to desktop
• When desktop becomes so full that it's impossible to deal with, make a folder called "spill" and put everything into it
• Listens to the same song on repeat for hours

That's me

 

[Professor Beef]

Scribbly like a motherfucker.

Hell yeah, me too

 

[marrec]

I don't care which one I am. Which does that make me?

Spoilsporty

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

But like no joke I haven't said one word to my brother in five months

 

[You Know Nothing]

Dammit, Jobbs.

A cluttered desktop always triggers me. Do better.

 

[SystemBug]

I'm Zoom

 

[Halcyon]

But like no joke I haven't said one word to my brother in five months

My sister hasn't met my daughter yet and was bitching that she had to attend my wife's baby shower.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

My sister hasn't met my daughter yet and was bitching that she had to attend my wife's baby shower.

Yikes

 

[marrec]

My sister hasn't met my daughter yet and was bitching that she had to attend my wife's baby shower.

My brother thinks gamergate is full of some good guys with bright ideas. I'm pretty sure he also likes Oatmeal Raisin cookies.

You keep that baby away from your hitler sister. I remember that photo.

 

[Granadier]

Saves everything to desktop
When desktop becomes so full that it's impossible to deal with, make a folder called "spill" and put everything into it

Are you sure you aren't actually a 70 year old grandma? Do you smell of Chanel No. 5? Is there a Whitman's chocolate box on your counter?

 

[trab pu kcip]

scribbly all the way

 

[Jobbs]

Are you sure you aren't actually a 70 year old grandma? Do you smell of Chanel No. 5? Is there a Whitman's chocolate box on your counter?

There's a demented psychology behind it that I am loathe to delve into

 

[zeemumu]

Probably scribbly

 

[Ceallach]

What for?

Really? Well it'll be alright. It's probably better than letting whatever problem you're having fester until it breaks you.

Good luck in there, Ceallach. We're rooting for you

"And I said no, no, no."

What the fuck? Why?

Apparently I have an alcohol problem. I was in therapy today and describing how I was drinking a beer in the shower yesterday and she was like, ok that's it, I'm sending you to SARP(substance abuse rehabilitation program).

It's kinda bullshit

 

[You Know Nothing]

My brother thinks gamergate is full of some good guys with bright ideas. I'm pretty sure he also likes Oatmeal Raisin cookies.

You keep that baby away from your hitler sister. I remember that photo.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back the truck up.

I love oatmeal raisin cookies and am not a misogynistic asshole. Do not besmirch oatmeal raisin's good name like that.

 

[Granadier]

My brother thinks gamergate is full of some good guys with bright ideas. I'm pretty sure he also likes Oatmeal Raisin cookies.

You keep that baby away from your hitler sister. I remember that photo.

You best back off oatmeal raisin cookies.

 

[Funky Papa]

My brother thinks gamergate is full of some good guys with bright ideas. I'm pretty sure he also likes Oatmeal Raisin cookies.

Poo-pooing on oatmeal raisin cookies?

Ban this filth.

 

[marrec]

Wow I didn't know there were so many people in this thread who were FUCKING MONSTERS

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Me and my sister get along pretty great. I mean we can be at each others throats pretty easily but in a way that seems fairly par for the course between siblings. On the flipside of that, we can both make each other just be in complete hysterics. Her boyfriend has actually nicknamed me and her Giggle 1 and Giggle 2 respectively >_>

 

[Granadier]

There's a demented psychology behind it that I am loathe to delve into

My demon senses are tingling. You should share.

Wow I didn't know there were so many people in this thread who were FUCKING MONSTERS

Coming from someone who puts ketchup on Pringles.

 

[SystemBug]

my bro probably thinks im gamergate lmao

 

[Halcyon]

My brother thinks gamergate is full of some good guys with bright ideas. I'm pretty sure he also likes Oatmeal Raisin cookies.

You keep that baby away from your hitler sister. I remember that photo.

TRIGGERED

 

[marrec]

Apparently I have an alcohol problem. I was in therapy today and describing how I was drinking a beer in the shower yesterday and she was like, ok that's it, I'm sending you to SARP(substance abuse rehabilitation program).

It's kinda bullshit

Wait, I thought drinking a beer in the shower was like, a totally normal thing? I've never done it myself but it's all the rage according to the internet.

Poo-pooing on oatmeal raisin cookies?

Ban this filth.

I don't need to poo-poo on oatmeal raisin cookies

Spoiler

they already have poo-poo all throughout them

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Wait, I thought drinking a beer in the shower was like, a totally normal thing? I've never done it myself but it's all the rage according to the internet.

There's even a song about it

 

[Jobbs]

My demon senses are tingling. You should share.

I feel like if something's not on my desktop, it's dead.

scribbly all the way

Did you celebrate Alien Day yesterday!? I did!

 

[marrec]

Did you celebrate Alien Day yesterday!? I did!

I still don't understand Alien Day, I mean, I understand that it was a celebration of the movie Alien but why that day?

I could look it up but I don't care enough about Alien to take the time.

 

[Halcyon]

My brother thinks gamergate is full of some good guys with bright ideas. I'm pretty sure he also likes Oatmeal Raisin cookies.

You keep that baby away from your hitler sister. I remember that photo.

I feel like if something's not on my desktop, it's dead.



Did you celebrate Alien Day yesterday!? I did!

They're coming out with these:

Will you buy them for me.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I feel like if something's not on my desktop, it's dead.



Did you celebrate Alien Day yesterday!? I did!

there was no cinema that put on the movies in my area
I could've watched them at home again but I just did that, soo..I don't need a special day to celebrate Alien. <3


edit: what's up with these POP thingies? I seriously don't get it. they look kinda weird too.

 

[Halcyon]

there was no cinema that put on the movies in my area
I could've watched them at home again but I just did that, soo..I don't need a special day to celebrate Alien. <3


edit: what's up with these POP thingies? I seriously don't get it. they look kinda weird too.

They're dumb. I have no excuse other than jumping on the bandwagon.

I was the same way about Pogs and Beanie Babies.

 

[FloatOn]

Apparently I have an alcohol problem. I was in therapy today and describing how I was drinking a beer in the shower yesterday and she was like, ok that's it, I'm sending you to SARP(substance abuse rehabilitation program).

It's kinda bullshit

whoa... I used to drink beers in the shower after cutting my grass

it was one of my favorite things

but then I always suspected I was a borderline alchoholic back in the day

 

[Jobbs]

there was no cinema that put on the movies in my area
I could've watched them at home again but I just did that, soo..I don't need a special day to celebrate Alien. <3

We watched Alien and then implanted alien eggs in eachother! The egg insertion tool came in handy!

I still don't understand Alien Day, I mean, I understand that it was a celebration of the movie Alien but why that day?

I could look it up but I don't care enough about Alien to take the time.

The Xenomorphs were discovered on LV-426... Ergo 4/26 is Alien Day. It's not quite as cool/coherent as Back to the Future day was, but Alien fans are much more passionate!

 

[marrec]

We watched Alien and then implanted alien eggs in eachother! The egg insertion tool came in handy!



The Xenomorphs were discovered on LV-426... Ergo 4/26 is Alien Day. It's not quite as cool as Back to the Future day was, but Alien fans are much more passionate!

*kinkshame*

 

[You Know Nothing]

Whew, this Beyoncé and Jack White song is everything.

We just got to let it be
Let it be, let it be, let it be baby
HEY BABY WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I IS
I SMELL THAT FRAGRANCE ON YOUR LOUIS KNIT BOY
JUST GIVE MY FAT ASS A BIG KISS BOY
TONIGHT I'M FUCKING UP ALL YOUR SHIT BOY

End Jay-Z.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Apparently I have an alcohol problem. I was in therapy today and describing how I was drinking a beer in the shower yesterday and she was like, ok that's it, I'm sending you to SARP(substance abuse rehabilitation program).

It's kinda bullshit

God that's stupid. I hate how micromanaging the military is

 

[Vazra]

Overslept and didnt go to the doc. Meh

 

[trab pu kcip]

Whew, this Beyoncé and Jack White song is everything.

We just got to let it be
Let it be, let it be, let it be baby
HEY BABY WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I IS
I SMELL THAT FRAGRANCE ON YOUR LOUIS KNIT BOY
JUST GIVE MY FAT ASS A BIG KISS BOY
TONIGHT I'M FUCKING UP ALL YOUR SHIT BOY

End Jay-Z.

awwyisss

Who the fuck do you think I is?
You ain't married to no average bitch boy
You can watch my fat ass twist boy
As I bounce to the next dick boy
And keep your money, I got my own
Get a bigger smile on my face, being alone

one thing I dont get is how Jay-Z was being part of the later videos in Lemonade though. it's kinda awkward. also made me angry.

 

[Jobbs]

*kinkshame*

I was lying. No one has ever asked to implant me with alien eggs. OR corpse fuck me.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

awwyisss

Who the fuck do you think I is?
You ain't married to no average bitch boy
You can watch my fat ass twist boy
As I bounce to the next dick boy
And keep your money, I got my own
Get a bigger smile on my face, being alone

one thing I dont get is how Jay-Z was being part of the later videos in Lemonade though. it's kinda awkward. also made me angry.

You even stan Beyoncé

I didn't know anyone could be this perfect tbh

 

[Halcyon]

I've never even understood why Beyonce was with Jay-Z. I think he's fugly and I don't particularly like his rapping.

 

[Ceallach]

God that's stupid. I hate how micromanaging the military is

They take mental health really seriously I guess, but still I do drink a lot, but who doesn't in the military.

It's whatever.

 

[Jobbs]

Did Beyonce and Jay Z break up?

 

[trab pu kcip]

You even stan Beyoncé

I didn't know anyone could be this perfect tbh

<3

Did Beyonce and Jay Z break up?

no but they should have