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FakeGAF 6: Fear the Walking Thirst

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They take mental health really seriously I guess, but still I do drink a lot, but who doesn't in the military.

It's whatever.

Too seriously IMO. Like you can't even crack a joke about hating something without them going "ARE YOU GOING TO KILL YOURSELF?"

I've got a dark / self-loathing sense of humor so...
 
Whew, this Beyoncé and Jack White song is everything.

We just got to let it be
Let it be, let it be, let it be baby
HEY BABY WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I IS
I SMELL THAT FRAGRANCE ON YOUR LOUIS KNIT BOY
JUST GIVE MY FAT ASS A BIG KISS BOY
TONIGHT I'M FUCKING UP ALL YOUR SHIT BOY


End Jay-Z.

Man

I miss White Stripes Jack White

Almost as much as I miss Discount Alison Mosshart

God Discount were amazing
 

FloatOn

Member
So NX is coming out in march of next year

I grew up on nintendo and I'm kind of rooting for them but I just know they will end up fucking it up again.

I miss SNES era nintendo so bad
 

FloatOn

Member

I wanted a N64 so bad but the year they came out they were sold out everywhere thanks to that fucking mario 64 demo at blockbuster. I asked for one for xmas but my parents couldn't find one so I got a playstation instead.

in the end this was the best possible solution. it always marked a really nerdy time in my life where I played hundreds of hours of final fantasy 7, 8 and 9
 

Halcyon

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I just always will value a time in my life with little responsibility and:

Mario 64
Mario Kart 64
Ocarina of Time
Banjo Kazooie
Star Fox
Wave Race

etc etc. Then my parents got divorced and the light that was in my life dimmed a bit.
 

FloatOn

Member
I just always will value a time in my life with little responsibility and:

Mario 64
Mario Kart 64
Ocarina of Time
Banjo Kazooie
Star Fox
Wave Race

etc etc. Then my parents got divorced and the light that was in my life dimmed a bit.

divorce is a bitch. so glad I didn't have kids with my ex
 
When's E3?

I want to make the prediction I make every year that is always correct

It's going to be 90% marketing bullshit, GAF will get super excited and then everyone will be disappointed because it's 90% marketing bullshit
 

zeemumu

Member
Yeah, I had a feeling that
Ratchet and Clank
were gonna take it in that Death Battle.
Jak's cool but the Ratchet and Clank games are second only to the Borderlands series in the sheer size and versatility of the player's arsenal.
Next one's gonna be the Flash and I'm assuming that he's fighting Quicksilver because honestly, who else would they put Flash up against? I guess it doesn't matter because Flash is gonna take that. Quicksilver ain't got shit on Flash.
 

FloatOn

Member
E3 is only exciting for me because of potential indie games they announce.

I still can't think of a compelling reason to own a console right now since my compter provides all of my video game needs much more efficiently.
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
Me trying to fix my life
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Yay!

I'm going to fuck with y'alls predictions by NOT being disappointed so TAKE THAT.

Marketing bullshit can still be fun.

Don't worry. I'll be right there watching it all unfold and joining hypetrains. I'm a massive hypocrite.

I think all that could make this E3 really worth it would be for Half Life 3 to finally get revealed. But lmao.
 

DrM

Redmond's Baby
Around 10 cm of snow, still falling.... went outside to clean some snow from the branches of our fruit trees, but they are already falling. Probably a lot of fallen trees at our weekend house, but we won't go there for several days at least.
 
Wait, I thought drinking a beer in the shower was like, a totally normal thing? I've never done it myself but it's all the rage according to the internet.

Presumably the therapist was assessing based on a pattern of behaviour and the beer in the shower was just the straw? Or she was judge-y and hadn't been an adult under the age of whenever it is people stop drinking in the shower.

I've not had a beer in the shower, but I've had friends that do after lawn mowing and sports ball.

I don't need to poo-poo on oatmeal raisin cookies

OATMEAL RAISIN COOKIES ARE THE OTP, MOTHERFUCKER
 
What do people without cars do?

Ask a friend for a ride or walk. It's especially shitty for new airmen because most come to their first base without a car, so they either have to be taxi'd to work and everywhere else until they get one, bike, or walk.

I got a car like my first week here, but that was because I was insistent and wanted one badly. Ended up getting a good used car for cheap.
 
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