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[Chuckie]

Mhhhh, I bet Em has some meaty fingers

I prefer slender ones myself, long nails but no fake shit. I hate fake nails.


my fucking God... top of the page ;_;

 

[Xiao Hu]

Got ya babe

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Got ya babe

What part of Russia are you from?

 

[Xiao Hu]

What part of Russia are you from?

Former East Prussia

 

[Vazra]

Just the thought of licking or sucking on a foot makes me shiver with revulsion.

Meanwhile I have no qualms with ass eating.

What if it smells like peanut butter?

 

[Chuckie]

It smells like cinnamon.

 

[FloatOn]

I miss all the cool shit while I sleep

you non-eastern time zone people need to get a life

Spoiler

 

[Jobbs]

I prefer slender ones myself, long nails but no fake shit. I hate fake nails.

real talk I have undeniably nice hands

also real talk I think women's feet can be cute but I don't have a fetish or want to fuck feet or anything

 

[Misha]

I miss all the cool shit while I sleep

you non-eastern time zone people need to get a life

Spoiler

What did you miss that's cool?

 

[FUME5]

real talk I have undeniably nice hands

also real talk I think women's feet can be cute but I don't have a fetish or want to fuck feet or anything

What makes you think those are good looking hands?

 

[Xiao Hu]

real talk I have undeniably nice hands

also real talk I think women's feet can be cute but I don't have a fetish or want to fuck feet or anything

Those are the hands of death incarnated

 

[Jobbs]

What makes you think those are good looking hands?

soft but strong when needed

 

[Numb]

I would post my hands but don't wanna make anyone feel inferior

 

[Chuckie]

Sorry I like girls hands

 

[FloatOn]

What did you miss that's cool?

Shitposting old thread into oblivion/new thread smell

Also I had a dream about spooning my old crush while listening to Beethoven of all things :0

 

[Vazra]

Appreciate my hands.

 

[FUME5]

Bumpy knuckles baby.

 

[Chuckie]

I post this because this is probably the only time this will ever happen.

 

[FUME5]

We believe in you Tence.

 

[Misha]

I feel like deadpan absurdist humor doesn't work well through text.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

I feel like deadpan absurdist humor doesn't work well through text.

I feel that you don't take being a duck seriously.

 

[Ceallach]

Alright, time to start the weekend. Naptime.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Oh yeah, I forgot how ridiculous the clouds were the other day when I walked home

I mean seriously, what is going there

 

[Jobbs]

Oh yeah, I forgot how ridiculous the clouds were the other day when I walked home

I mean seriously, what is going there

which of those little houses do you live in

 

[Chuckie]

Hands I like

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I feel like deadpan absurdist humor doesn't work well through text.

You're telling me

which of those little houses do you live in

Those are beach huts Jobbs

They are not houses

We did used to have a beach hut actually, a long time ago

 

[Misha]

I feel that you don't take being a duck seriously.

Needs better setup even if spoken

 

[Risgroo]

Oh yeah, I forgot how ridiculous the clouds were the other day when I walked home

I mean seriously, what is going there

Propane

Propane accessories

 

[marrec]

Oh hey new thread, need to update my subscriptions even if I can't post too much right now

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

soft but strong when needed

Boney AF

Maybe terrifying

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Mhhhh, I bet Em has some meaty fingers

My fingers are actually long and thin

Calloused tho

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

My fingers are actually long and thin

Calloused tho

Very efficient I bet

 

[Vazra]

My fingers are actually long and thin

Calloused tho

So they have been overused?

 

[zeemumu]

I've got long fingers that can bend past the straight point by about 45 degrees. It's useful but it freaks people out at times

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

I've got long fingers that can bend past the straight point by about 45 degrees. It's useful but it freaks people out at times

D: O: D: ?????

 

[Vazra]

I've got long fingers that can bend past the straight point by about 45 degrees. It's useful but it freaks people out at times

Curiosity sparked. Look for loose change inside me.

 

[zeemumu]

D: O: D: ?????

I'll take a picture later

Edit:

Not really gross but spoiler tagging it just in case

Spoiler

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Oh god D:

 

[Misha]

Sometimes I feel like my job is just to google things for people

 

[marrec]

How is that useful?

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

How is that useful?

In so much pain rn

 

[Misha]

How is that useful?

Googling things for people? Well they don't know if a certain functionality exists and either don't think to or are too lazy to google it so someone has to do it

 

[Funky Papa]

Nobody does awkward dinners like The Americans.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Googling things for people? Well they don't know if a certain functionality exists and either don't think to or are too lazy to google it so someone has to do it

No, he meant that bent finger D:

 

[zeemumu]

How is that useful?

Works pretty well if I ever need improvised pincers to pick something up, or some use for foreplay, I dunno...

 

[Misha]

No, he meant that bent finger D:

Maybe he can google it

 

[zeemumu]

Maybe he can google it

I googled it and all I came up with is something called Hypermobility. I can do a few of these things. This is a contortionist thing, apparently. *Drops out of college to join circus*

 

[Vazra]

Remember how useful this was?

 

[FloatOn]

This thread :0

Nothing freaks me out more than people that are able to bend unnaturally. I hate that shit in demon possession movies.

 

[zeemumu]

This thread :0

Nothing freaks me out more than people that are able to bend unnaturally. I hate that shit in demon possession movies.

I can probably do that spider walk thing from The Exorcist if I gave it a shot.