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FakeGAF 8: Overthirst

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Make a PowerPoint about why guys should date you.

I should have taken a summer class. I'm dying of fucking boredom and depression.
you'd die of boredom and Depression in powerpoint class too,
get a dog and take him outside instead!
Someone gets killed. Things happen! :OOOOO
:mad: even this is too much information
A PowerPoint class?

You mean like a class teaching you stuff using PowerPoint? Or a class teaching you how to use PowerPoint?

second one. I had to take it.
 

Jobbs

Banned
Finally

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marrec

Banned
God damn work this morning is already super hectic, this is the most hands on I've been managerially, literally having to tell normally competent people step by step what to do.

I hate unions sometimes.

lmao

Honestly, what good dramas does HBO even still have besides Game of Thrones? True Detective S2 was a tire fire by most accounts. Vinyl got cancelled. The Leftovers seems to have had a lukewarm reception.

Westworld looks baller tho and Veep is pretty funny.

I'll be keeping HBO for now.

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Still can't get over the marriage of camera work and music in GoT Ep 10, it was head and shoulders above every episode before it, as if they'd just realized how to shoot dramatic scenes.
 

DrM

Redmond's Baby
Another crazy work week ahead. It was pure insanity today, And more hot weather is inbound for the end of the week.
 
David Simon has 2 dramas coming out iirc

The Deuce is one of them. Seems to be The Wire but about the porn industry. I'll keep it mind.

Westworld looks baller tho and Veep is pretty funny.

I'll be keeping HBO for now.

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Still can't get over the marriage of camera work and music in GoT Ep 10, it was head and shoulders above every episode before it, as if they'd just realized how to shoot dramatic scenes.

After reading about it, it does indeed sound lit.

GOT S6E10:
The post Margaery depression has set in. ;_;
 

marrec

Banned
The Deuce is one of them. Seems to be The Wire but about the porn industry. I'll keep it mind.



After reading about it, it does indeed sound lit.

GOT S6E10:
The post Margaery depression has set in. ;_;

GOT S6E10:
It was the only fitting way for her to get got. Sides, she was playing with fire (lol puns), trying to manipulate the high sparrow the same way Cerci tried. Eventually she was going to lose.
 
We actually had a mini freakout thinking it was you then I worked out where you're based haha. Says he was based at yours but idk how long ago. He's British if that helps.

Lmao no I promise that's not me

I haven't heard of any British / foreign units being here so that's new to me, but I've also been here less than a year so there are many things I still don't know about the base.
 

Xiao Hu

Member
More and more cats keep on disappearing. Now I can't find the kittens with the swollen bellies anymore...

Concerning nutting girls: what kind of nutting are we talking about? Ejaculation or orgasm or something else? Sorry for asking but I never ran into a female masturbating...
 

Lucian Cat

Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
Lmao no I promise that's not me

I haven't heard of any British / foreign units being here so that's new to me, but I've also been here less than a year so there are many things I still don't know about the base.

Nah we worked that out haha. He's in Kansas now. I'll have to ask how long ago he was at yours, he's sleeping now.
 

IHaveIce

Banned
Yes.

Yes, you do.
EEEH :(
I know who you are. You didnt come say hi when I was in Hamburg >:|
Wait. What. Damn that sounds like me. You were in Hamburg?
We'll just assume you like to have your cone eaten.

Damn that was a fantastic thread, I read it after the title change and everything and was super confused, like "What the fuck do have any of these responses to do with icecream and why would you make a thread about it?"
And then it hit me "oh. OOOH"

Cones are great.

Yeah for the others short little about me: I'm Daryl, IHaveIce, as old as Liliththepale, right on the same day and year etc. I'm from Hamburg, Germany, I'm a single dad of a daughter and spend arguably way too much time on GAF during work hours.
Oh yeah I'm a Mechatronic( no idea if this term is used globally, eventhough I'm send to all over the world to repair big industrial machines)

I like to read books, comics, play videoagames (shocker huh) and bingewatch shows, yeah that should be it.
 

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
More and more cats keep on disappearing. Now I can't find the kittens with the swollen bellies anymore...

Concerning nutting girls: what kind of nutting are we talking about? Ejaculation or orgasm or something else? Sorry for asking but I never ran into a female masturbating...

Uh, it's just kind of a euphemism.

ANyways, crushed my PRT. 103 situps, 86 pushups, 10:27 run. Score: Maximum.

If my diet wasn't 75% cheese and alcohl I would probably be in pretty good shape.
 

Jobbs

Banned
Uh, it's just kind of a euphemism.

ANyways, crushed my PRT. 103 situps, 86 pushups, 10:27 run. Score: Maximum.

If my diet wasn't 75% cheese and alcohl I would probably be in pretty good shape.

What? : o

I can't even do close to 86 pushups and I thought I was in good shape

50 on a good day
 

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
What? : o

I can't even do close to 86 pushups and I thought I was in good shape

50 on a good day

You would be put on the Fitness Enhancement Program as a guy who could only do 50 pushups. It would be considered probationary.
 

IHaveIce

Banned
A mechatronic huh...
Pls don't tell me that is the wrong english term :(
mechatronics engineer? I don't know

Why does everyone on tinder text me "here I am!"?
The last guy even topped it off with "what are your other two wishes" lol ::dead::

Lmao smooth af. I'm always trying to put something in the first message that mirrors with something she has in the profile or a hobby that is obvious through her pictures.
So far that was always a good call
 
Wonder how often this stuff works out for them



Actually I'm putting myself on a fitness enhancement program. I can keep up with these young navy punks
I even asked him that now!! He didnt really give an answer tho. He just claimed that there was more conversation potential this way than just saying hi
 

Jobbs

Banned
I even asked him that now!! He didnt really give an answer tho. He just claimed that there was more conversation potential this way than just saying hi

I wanted to find a different gif and I accidentally found this one

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this will come in handy for us discussing part time jobs
 
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