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[zeemumu]

I preordered one of them MM 3DS XLs.

Everything is sold out right now. I don't think I'm buying either unless I can get the Majora's Mask Special Edition AND the 3DS XL. So for now, I wait. At least I still have the N64 Collector's Edition of the game.

This is killing me a lot more than it should. If I didn't have to drop $200 on books this quarter and $100 on medical costs I would have pre-ordered as soon as the direct ended.

 

[Funky Papa]

Bro! I'm having the same fucking problem. My lungs,chest, and stomach all hurt like shit from coughing so much. The worst part is I laugh pretty often and laughing makes me cough more.

I've noticed my body stops the cought reflex for a while after I drink a sip of water. So I've been drinking and pissing all day long. My kidneys must be super clean.

I can picture you laughing and then hacking up a lung because of it and now I'm laughing.

Also, all hail the pepperoni roll.

It looks like a rather passable hangover remedy for the pauper.

Edit: Oh god, it comes with "Mozarella Cheese".

 

[You Know Nothing]

It looks like a rather passable hangover remedy for the pauper.

Edit: Oh god, it comes with "Mozarella Cheese".

It wouldn't be truly American if the authenticity of the cheese wasn't dubious.

 

[Windam]

Real talk: I miss the times where girls allowed some degree of pubic hair. These days you have to beg them to let it grow just a bit. The bald look is out of control despite the fact that there's nothing wrong with some well kept carpeting. Hell, it can be sexier that way.

That will be my #lewd comment for the day. Enjoy yourselves.

PREACH! I find it is sexier that way.

Spoiler

porn dont judge me i'll get there one day

Bald is bleh

 

[Funky Papa]

God, sick farts are the worst. My office smells like there's an infant cemetery hidden below my desk.

 

[Windam]

God, sick farts are the worst. My office smells like there's an infant cemetery hidden below my desk.

If you hate someone, the next time they're taking a hot shower, run into the washroom and fart (as close to the tube as you can get).

 

[You Know Nothing]

PREACH! I find it is sexier that way.

Spoiler

porn dont judge me i'll get there one day

Bald is bleh

Stop #bodyshaming

God, sick farts are the worst. My office smells like there's an infant cemetery hidden below my desk.

I dunno. My healthy farts can get pretty raunchy.

 

[Kevyt]

Hello all

 

[You Know Nothing]

Hola bebz.

Randomly posting a picture of an attractive male homo sapien. The ginger beard >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[Risgroo]

Trashsassin's Creed Unity is so fucking bad, holy shit. And I even love the other "bad" games in the series, like Revelations and 3. UUUUUGH.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Trashsassin's Creed Unity is so fucking bad, holy shit. And I even love the other "bad" games in the series, like Revelations and 3. UUUUUGH.

This would work better if you looked broodier in your avatar.

 

[Risgroo]

This would work better if you looked broodier in your avatar.

Grrr

 

[You Know Nothing]

3scary5me

 

[Kevyt]

Grrr

Can I use this as my avatar?

 

[Josh with a J]

Can I use this as my avatar?

Wear your own face you god damn dirty thief

 

[You Know Nothing]

Add some pink squiggles to the cheeks and large moe eyes first. #tsundere

[edit]:

Damn, I wanted to see T-Swizzle eat the pavement.

 

[Nerdkiller]

I know I've said this before but

Spoiler

FUCK STAR WARS. TRASH.

Only a troll deals in absolutes.

Uh oh. I referenced a Prequel. I MUST FLEE!

 

[Kevyt]

Wear your own face you god damn dirty thief

Nevah! I'm the avatar thief.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Only a troll deals in absolutes.

Uh oh. I referenced a Prequel. I MUST FLEE!

Boo.

 

[Kevyt]

Boo.

Hmmm... must not make inappropriate joke.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Throwback to SFW gay porn gifs.

 

[Professor Beef]

Throwback to SFW gay porn gifs.

did he forget something

 

[You Know Nothing]

Still my fave tho.

did he forget something

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[Windam]

If any of you ever order anything online and see it being shipped via "Dynamex", cancel that shit. Worst fucking "courier" service ever. Ordered a package for same-day delivery well before noon, and it shipped out promptly. I was guaranteed to have it by 8pm and... nothin'. Called them, got transferred to a call centre in India or something, put on hold, and then assured that the driver "will be there within 40 minutes". An hour passes. Call back, and "Oh yes it's been scheduled for delivery for tomorrow". I didn't fucking pay $14 in shipping fees for the item to be delivered a day later because you guys suck. Stop promoting your "same-day delivery service!" on your website. I'm not the only one who's had trouble with this shit (Yelp). Actually, you know what, Dynamex? Two things. First, take a big step back, and literally fuck your own face. Second, give me my fucking package, you incompetent cunts.

/rant

Hell hath no fury like a Dark Lord scorned.

updated. Got my package. Almost two hours after the deadline for delivery, and by a dude not on duty. The fuck kind of courier company is this? He called me from his cellphone to say he'd be at my place in five minutes with my package. Nice guy, shame he works for such a strange company.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Yay, your backup Fleshlight finally arrived!

 

[Windam]

Yay, your backup Fleshlight finally arrived!

My backdoor Farrah Abraham novelty toy

 

[You Know Nothing]

Farrah Abraham...

Sis, love yourself.

 

[Windam]

nevar!!!!

 

[Risgroo]

Can I use this as my avatar?

Get your own face!

 

[Josh with a J]

Can't stop coughing, can't sleep, GAME ON!

 

[Funky Papa]

Dry coughing is the worst. My lungs are sore, and so is my throat, not to mention that I couldn't fucking sleep. Give me the satisfaction of spitting some green phlegm, at least.

 

[The_Poet]

Dry coughing is the worst. My lungs are sore, and so is my throat, not to mention that I couldn't fucking sleep. Give the satisfaction of spitting some green phlegm, at least.

Yeah, your throat really took a pounding last night.

 

[Funky Papa]

*ogles from afar*

 

[You Know Nothing]

*ogles from afar*

The OP didn't lie.

 

[Funky Papa]

The theory of the straight bottom may be too much for the cisfascist regime to handle.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Lord knows nothing disgusting ever comes out of a vagina.

 

[Windam]

*ogles from afar*

Nope. Nope. Nope. No thanks.

 

[Kevyt]

*ogles from afar*

So straights are finally catching up?

Y'all been missing out all this time.

 

[You Know Nothing]

The breeders are always so far behind the curb.

Nope. Nope. Nope. No thanks.

God wants you to, breh. Otherwise he wouldn't have put your prostate where it is.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Oh god this thread.

I just... Ugg™

 

[Kevyt]

Oh god this thread.

I just... Ugg™

What? I don't understand... what's so bad about that? If people are fascinated by some European guy, then let them be...

Who am I to judge? :3

 

[You Know Nothing]

My annoyance isn't that he got inexplicably popular. It's that his love of moe has reached such a fever pitch of obsession that it appears to be the main thing that he uses to define himself as a person. And I cannot sanction such buffoonery.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Green party has more members than UKIP and Lib Dems! Fuck yes!

 

[You Know Nothing]

Suck a gay immigrant's dick, UKIP.

[edit]:

SCOTUS gonna take up gay marriage in a few months. So close to the nationwide sodomy train.

 

[Kevyt]

I would want to marry my crush but he would never want to

In fact, he has a gf... I:

Supreme Court decision is good news but I'm still sad.

 

[Windam]

I would want to marry my crush but he would never want to

In fact, he has a gf... I:

Supreme Court decision is good news but I'm still sad.

Kill his gf and wear her skin? :3

 

[You Know Nothing]

Kill his gf and wear her skin? :3

I knew you were the new Buffalo Bill.

 

[Windam]

I'd fuck me

Spoiler

won't ask you because I know you want dis d

 

[Kevyt]

Nah. He's happy. If he's happy then I'm happy but sad at the same time. :$

 

[You Know Nothing]

This is up there with that Beyonslé She-Hulk Superbowl pic in terms of how unflattering it is.

I'd fuck me

Spoiler

won't ask you because I know you want dis d

This presumption.

Spoiler

I would. But still the audacity.