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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst
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Kevin writing one hell of an essay there.
That makes it worse!
True words.
Suppress your true self, Windumb.
Ain't no one ready for it.
That makes it worse!
True words.
Suppress your true self, Windumb.
Ain't no one ready for it.
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I miss the days when the only people who had knowledge of psychological train-wrecks on that scale were trained therapists. I guess what I'm saying is I am not a trained therapist.
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I got smashed by a boulder in Dark Souls. Goddammit.
Chilling out to Lemon Scent again.
TIL that they were going to call themselves Masturbation Salvation.
TIL that they were going to call themselves Masturbation Salvation.
Yep, that's Sen's Fortress.
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Yeahp.
I was being so careful too. But I walked out of the room and whoops and walked right into where they were being loaded. Before I knew it, I was a bloody pulp on the ground.
ThoseDeafMutes
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Bloodborne is in serious danger of being crushed if it launches so close to Hearts of Iron 4.
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Why, only the upcoming grand strategy title from Paradox Interactive of course.
RTS? No thank you.
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It's ok to admit you're just not hardcore enough for it.
There's no shame in being inferior, Turin. This is a judgement free zone.
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smokeandmirrors
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so is fighting games
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ThoseDeafMutes
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Em is too busy enjoying high quality paradox experiences such as Crusader Kings II to bother with such trivialities.
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Sen's Fortress is trash.
Fuck these boulders. I walk out, right? And the boulders act like they're not going to come. But then they do. Fuck you, game.
[edit]: Well this is fucking groce.
Fuck these boulders. I walk out, right? And the boulders act like they're not going to come. But then they do. Fuck you, game.
[edit]: Well this is fucking groce.
If you're stuck on the first boulder path, just run as soon as you see the boulder crush that enemy. If you're stuck on that winding hallway boulder path, stand directly in the doorway and wait for the boulder to move or you'll take damage. The second you can get around the boulder without taking damage, run up the path to where they're being launched from, and immediately dodge left. There should be a doorway behind you that leads to some pathways and eventually to the boss of Sen's Fortress. Once you get to where they're being launched, you can get through the rest of the fortress without dealing with a single boulder. You have to haul ass if you want to clear that boulder hallway. You have about a half second margin of error.
It goes without saying that you should be wearing minimal armor for most of this so that you can sprint as quickly as possible.
Wait until you get to the final pendulum ledge with that lightning snake shooting at you the whole time. If you didn't bring a ranged weapon or magic you're gonna have to be extremely careful. It really only takes one hit to knock you off the beam.
Right now I'm in New Londo, fresh off the fight against Sif.
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Yeah, I got to where they were being launched from. But then I snooped around and found paths that led back and when I went in one of them a boulder got me. Curiosity, cat, and all that.
There are not enough negativemen.
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Ugg™
I got to where the Iron Giant is and completely missed the bonfire. TIME FOR A FUCKING BREAK BEFORE I MAKE THAT FUCKING TREK AGAIN.
No snuuuuuuuuuuu here, beb.
It is like -5C out right now tho. Monday's low is going to be -12C.
I got to where the Iron Giant is and completely missed the bonfire. TIME FOR A FUCKING BREAK BEFORE I MAKE THAT FUCKING TREK AGAIN.
Y'all have snuuh?
It's 10C and raining here, yaaay!
No snuuuuuuuuuuu here, beb.
It is like -5C out right now tho. Monday's low is going to be -12C.
Funky Papa
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You are a gross little person.
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I did not lie tho.
Chuckie
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Yes you did. Warcraft and Starcraft are fucking awesome, therefor you lie and Funky Papa is right about you!
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Funky Papa
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I'm calling the law.
ThoseDeafMutes
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It can be considered an RTS, it is not turn based and it's certainly a strategy game. Not everyone recognizes grand strat as its own genre
Funky Papa
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Penny Arcade is ruthless today.
Damn.
Damn.
Brrr. I just want snow for Christmas, then it can fuck off.No snuuuuuuuuuuu here, beb.
It is like -5C out right now tho. Monday's low is going to be -12C.
Should have been done 15 years ago.
Funky Papa
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First people confessed to sleep on their matress without sheets.
Now some dirty ass fuck is changing his bathroom towels once per semester.
No. Just no.
Now some dirty ass fuck is changing his bathroom towels once per semester.
No. Just no.
Chuckie
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GAF is filled with disgusting filthy cunts man :/
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Remember the guy who said he only takes a shower once every five days or so? (puke)
The receipt.
Oh god, it was even worse. Once a week. :negman:
The GOAT thread derailment tho.
The receipt.
Oh god, it was even worse. Once a week. :negman:
The GOAT thread derailment tho.
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Axe is Satan. VILE.
It does not make me want to drop my boxers. I doubt it makes many women want to drop their panties. It's repulsive.
Yeah, it gets pretty hilarious after his confession.
It does not make me want to drop my boxers. I doubt it makes many women want to drop their panties. It's repulsive.
Yeah, it gets pretty hilarious after his confession.
My 8th grade classroom smelled soooo good.
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I prefer feminine scents to most masculine ones honestly.
Fuck it, I'd rather smell like flowers or fruit than smell musky alpha.
Fuck it, I'd rather smell like flowers or fruit than smell musky alpha.
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Funky Papa
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I have a can of Axe, but only because somebody gave it to me. I prefer milder fragances, although lately I've switched to Paco Rabanne's 1 Million and it's pretty good for a strong, masculine cologne.
Axe is trash.
As far as women's perfumes go, Ralph Lauren's are pretty good. Soft, but very lasting. They tend to stick to shirts and bedsheets, though.
Axe is trash.
As far as women's perfumes go, Ralph Lauren's are pretty good. Soft, but very lasting. They tend to stick to shirts and bedsheets, though.
I know naffin about scents, but I'm using Armani code black atm, which I really like. It's not getting me laid tho, might have to switch to eau de AXE.
Funky Papa
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While true, Axe brands itself as a fragance, so...
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