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February WrassleGAF |BO-T| And Bo-ing is Half the Battle
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HarryDemeanor
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Can't wait for the staged blackout.
Net_Wrecker
Member
Aries/Roode from Impact yesterday was 5 star entertainment. These guys are absolutely in the zone right now, and have been for the better part of the last year. And the boxed ears --> missed 450 --> spear attempt --> Aries sprawl reversal --> Last Chancery sequence was great.
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Deleted member 47027
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I like the Wii, just not the sensor bar on the teevee. It's good at playing gamecube games too, almost as good as a gamecube.
I very much liked the Silent Hill game on the wii it had some good uses of the wii remote like the voice on the phone coming out of it and neat touches like that. That game doesn't get enough praise I'm gonna praise it.
I very much liked the Silent Hill game on the wii it had some good uses of the wii remote like the voice on the phone coming out of it and neat touches like that. That game doesn't get enough praise I'm gonna praise it.
billy beane
Banned
I had Journey at the top of my ballot.
And it turns out so did a lot of other gaffers.
And it turns out so did a lot of other gaffers.
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Deleted member 47027
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Had a good-ass story, I liked it too. Except for that mall puzzle gumball bullshit.
SUNNY HATE PUZZLE SUNNY SMASH
It's like I'm playing a good young adult anime sometimes.
WCW Monday Nitro 11/13/2000
Well, Nitro tonight is coming from London! They might actually have an audience tonight.
The whole roster surround the ring to open the show. Buff and Lex come out joking with each other despite Lex turning on Buff a few weeks ago for no reason at all.
CEO Ric Flair comes to the ring. London Lethal Lottery! 8 men randomly selected into 4 teams, the winning team will face each other on Thunder, and then winner of that will get a title shot on Nitro.
Team 1. Mike Awesome/Bam Bam Big Yellow
Team 2. Booker T/Lex Luger
Team 3. Boogie Knights
Team 4. Scott Steiner/Sting
Steiner isn't at ringside. Ric demands he comes to the ring. He does. He hits the ring and Booker immediately cuts him off. Then all the men brawl until the whole roster gets involved.
TO THE BACK. The NBT arrive. An interviewer from a BBC show talked with Crowbar. Vito shows up and asks for a title shot and Crowbar agrees. Lance demands a match with Rection tonight. He gets it. Scotty walks by and Sanders says he got him into anger management.
Crowbar vs Big Vito WCW Hardcore Championship
It's a hardcore match. They're all pretty much the same. Body slam through the fish and chips! I wonder what offensive stereotype will be used for a match tonight. Vito isn't that big. I don't know why he's called Big Vito if he's a normal sized dude. Terrible looking ref bump leads to Reno interfering and costing Vito the match. You know hardcore matches have no DQs so you don't need ref bumps to have interference, right? Crowbar wins with a superplex through a table.
TO THE BACK. Nash arrived. Gene is with Bam Bam and Awesome. Two awful talkers giving a promo.
The NBT come to the ring. Mike Sanders says all the votes have been counted and the results are in. The winners of the Biggest SWERVE of the Year goes to....The Natural Born Thrillers! Yes, WCW has a SWERVE of the year award. Stevie still doesn't know what SOL means. All this SWERVE talk brings out Nash. He makes some weird analogy about teaching them about a combustion engine running on gas made them think they could win the Indy 500 or something. Sanders books a 4 corners match with 3 of the Thrillers and Nash. If Sanders is the Commissioner, why didn't he just book a 3 on 1 handicap match officially? Or a 6 on one handicap match?
TO THE BACK. Gene is with Sting. Showtime, mates. Elix hits on Ms. Jones. She don't want none of him because he isn't over like The Cat.
Mike Awesome/Bam Bam Big Yellow vs Sting/Scott Steiner
Bam Bam might have the worst music I've ever heard. It's even worse than Sting's TNA music. So, if Steiner or Booker win this and walk out of Mayhem with the title, does that mean they don't have to defend it against anyone for a month? Sting and Steiner get into it. Bam Bam eats a t-bone. He looks like he's been eating nothing but t-bones for the past 5 months. Awesome taps out to the Recliner. Bam Bam beats up Awesome after the match.
THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY THE JIMMY HART WORLD ORDER. Who gives a fuck about Jimmy Hart wanting to fight djs?
TO THE BACK. Boogie Knights talk with Kronik. They are looking to sell their spot to Kronik so they don't have to face Steiner or each other. Kronik will do it...if they pay them for it. The Animals were watching this on a monitor when they tell Ric Flair about it. Hey, remember when the Animals stole Ric's watch and then buried him in the desert? I do. Gene is with Booker. Alex isn't happy that Disco spent all their money. Ric comes in and tells them they have a new match tonight. Gene is with the MIA.
EARLIER TODAY. BATTLEDOME guys got into it with WCW dudes. The wrestlers were all wearing the same clothes they were wearing last week on Nitro.
Kronik vs Booker T/Lex Luger
Lex looks fucking ancient. This sucks. Kronik and Lex? Steiner lays Book out with the pipe. Wrath pins him with High Times.
TO THE BACK. Gene is with Kronik. Who gives a fuck about Kronik? Not me.
Chuck Palumbo vs Sean O'Haire vs Shawn Stasiak vs Kevin Nash
Why this isn't just a straight handicap match, I can't explain. Maybe Flair would get on Sanders for it or something. I get some lulz out of the story being "Kevin Nash: Plucky underdog babyface". Nash fights them all off. Reno comes in and the match is thrown out. He didn't even attack Nash. He tried, but Nash ended up hitting him first and the ref didn't call for the bell until after Nash chokeslammed Reno. I like that even with 6 guys, they still have to ambush Nash to fight him off. They continue the beat down before heading to commercial.
The Cat vs Prime Time
This is over Ms. Jones. She is for real dressed like a hooker. I'm not complaining, but I've seen actual street walkers dressed like that. Ms. Jones head kicks Elix on the floor. She learned it at YAK University. Why wasn't that a DQ? The last match got thrown out when Reno came in, but Nash attacked him. Stevie is so hyped for Cat's dancing. Cat wins with the Feliner.
Boogie Knights vs Goldberg
Ric Flair has SWERVED the fuck out of the BK! Man, Goldberg does the pumphandle throw to Disco, but held him in the air the whole time, so Disco couldn't help at all. Disco was for real like 240. Two spears. Two jackhammers. Goldberg wins.
TO THE BACK. Gene is with Steiner. He cares about nothing. Blah blah. Fucking and pumping.
Lance Storm vs General Rection WCW US Championship
The Brits have no problems standing for the Canadian anthem. Wouldn't a Canadian be more of a face in the UK than an American, anyway? The last match ever between these two was supposed to happen at Mayhem. Gross sounding DDT on the floor from Lance. Yikes. Stevie reminds me of JB Smoove. His relationship with Tony is very similar to that of Leon and Larry. Team Canada and MIA come out and brawl. Gunns moved Lance out of the way of a moonsault and give him a roll of coins to use. Hugh still kicked out, but Lance put on the Maple Leaf. Right as Hugh got to the ropes, Gunns threw in the towel. Lance is the new champion. That SWERVING hussy!
TO THE BACK. Gene is with Gunns and Storm. She removes her stars and stripes to reveal the Maple Leaf. She's proud to be Canadian. Why did she have such a problem with it for the past 3 months? She just got her freedom a week ago. She hated being with Team Canada and kicked Lance and Elix in the dicks often. Now she's a proud Canadian? Why wasn't she a proud Canadian when she was a member of Team Canada?
Kronik vs Sting/Scott Steiner
Kronik double duty is too much for me. Meltdown reversed into a death drop for the win. Steiner attacks Sting with a chair as soon as the bell rings. Booker comes out and lays both Sting and Steiner out with a chair.
Well, Nitro tonight is coming from London! They might actually have an audience tonight.
The whole roster surround the ring to open the show. Buff and Lex come out joking with each other despite Lex turning on Buff a few weeks ago for no reason at all.
CEO Ric Flair comes to the ring. London Lethal Lottery! 8 men randomly selected into 4 teams, the winning team will face each other on Thunder, and then winner of that will get a title shot on Nitro.
Team 1. Mike Awesome/Bam Bam Big Yellow
Team 2. Booker T/Lex Luger
Team 3. Boogie Knights
Team 4. Scott Steiner/Sting
Steiner isn't at ringside. Ric demands he comes to the ring. He does. He hits the ring and Booker immediately cuts him off. Then all the men brawl until the whole roster gets involved.
TO THE BACK. The NBT arrive. An interviewer from a BBC show talked with Crowbar. Vito shows up and asks for a title shot and Crowbar agrees. Lance demands a match with Rection tonight. He gets it. Scotty walks by and Sanders says he got him into anger management.
Crowbar vs Big Vito WCW Hardcore Championship
It's a hardcore match. They're all pretty much the same. Body slam through the fish and chips! I wonder what offensive stereotype will be used for a match tonight. Vito isn't that big. I don't know why he's called Big Vito if he's a normal sized dude. Terrible looking ref bump leads to Reno interfering and costing Vito the match. You know hardcore matches have no DQs so you don't need ref bumps to have interference, right? Crowbar wins with a superplex through a table.
TO THE BACK. Nash arrived. Gene is with Bam Bam and Awesome. Two awful talkers giving a promo.
The NBT come to the ring. Mike Sanders says all the votes have been counted and the results are in. The winners of the Biggest SWERVE of the Year goes to....The Natural Born Thrillers! Yes, WCW has a SWERVE of the year award. Stevie still doesn't know what SOL means. All this SWERVE talk brings out Nash. He makes some weird analogy about teaching them about a combustion engine running on gas made them think they could win the Indy 500 or something. Sanders books a 4 corners match with 3 of the Thrillers and Nash. If Sanders is the Commissioner, why didn't he just book a 3 on 1 handicap match officially? Or a 6 on one handicap match?
TO THE BACK. Gene is with Sting. Showtime, mates. Elix hits on Ms. Jones. She don't want none of him because he isn't over like The Cat.
Mike Awesome/Bam Bam Big Yellow vs Sting/Scott Steiner
Bam Bam might have the worst music I've ever heard. It's even worse than Sting's TNA music. So, if Steiner or Booker win this and walk out of Mayhem with the title, does that mean they don't have to defend it against anyone for a month? Sting and Steiner get into it. Bam Bam eats a t-bone. He looks like he's been eating nothing but t-bones for the past 5 months. Awesome taps out to the Recliner. Bam Bam beats up Awesome after the match.
THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY THE JIMMY HART WORLD ORDER. Who gives a fuck about Jimmy Hart wanting to fight djs?
TO THE BACK. Boogie Knights talk with Kronik. They are looking to sell their spot to Kronik so they don't have to face Steiner or each other. Kronik will do it...if they pay them for it. The Animals were watching this on a monitor when they tell Ric Flair about it. Hey, remember when the Animals stole Ric's watch and then buried him in the desert? I do. Gene is with Booker. Alex isn't happy that Disco spent all their money. Ric comes in and tells them they have a new match tonight. Gene is with the MIA.
EARLIER TODAY. BATTLEDOME guys got into it with WCW dudes. The wrestlers were all wearing the same clothes they were wearing last week on Nitro.
Kronik vs Booker T/Lex Luger
Lex looks fucking ancient. This sucks. Kronik and Lex? Steiner lays Book out with the pipe. Wrath pins him with High Times.
TO THE BACK. Gene is with Kronik. Who gives a fuck about Kronik? Not me.
Chuck Palumbo vs Sean O'Haire vs Shawn Stasiak vs Kevin Nash
Why this isn't just a straight handicap match, I can't explain. Maybe Flair would get on Sanders for it or something. I get some lulz out of the story being "Kevin Nash: Plucky underdog babyface". Nash fights them all off. Reno comes in and the match is thrown out. He didn't even attack Nash. He tried, but Nash ended up hitting him first and the ref didn't call for the bell until after Nash chokeslammed Reno. I like that even with 6 guys, they still have to ambush Nash to fight him off. They continue the beat down before heading to commercial.
The Cat vs Prime Time
This is over Ms. Jones. She is for real dressed like a hooker. I'm not complaining, but I've seen actual street walkers dressed like that. Ms. Jones head kicks Elix on the floor. She learned it at YAK University. Why wasn't that a DQ? The last match got thrown out when Reno came in, but Nash attacked him. Stevie is so hyped for Cat's dancing. Cat wins with the Feliner.
Boogie Knights vs Goldberg
Ric Flair has SWERVED the fuck out of the BK! Man, Goldberg does the pumphandle throw to Disco, but held him in the air the whole time, so Disco couldn't help at all. Disco was for real like 240. Two spears. Two jackhammers. Goldberg wins.
TO THE BACK. Gene is with Steiner. He cares about nothing. Blah blah. Fucking and pumping.
Lance Storm vs General Rection WCW US Championship
The Brits have no problems standing for the Canadian anthem. Wouldn't a Canadian be more of a face in the UK than an American, anyway? The last match ever between these two was supposed to happen at Mayhem. Gross sounding DDT on the floor from Lance. Yikes. Stevie reminds me of JB Smoove. His relationship with Tony is very similar to that of Leon and Larry. Team Canada and MIA come out and brawl. Gunns moved Lance out of the way of a moonsault and give him a roll of coins to use. Hugh still kicked out, but Lance put on the Maple Leaf. Right as Hugh got to the ropes, Gunns threw in the towel. Lance is the new champion. That SWERVING hussy!
TO THE BACK. Gene is with Gunns and Storm. She removes her stars and stripes to reveal the Maple Leaf. She's proud to be Canadian. Why did she have such a problem with it for the past 3 months? She just got her freedom a week ago. She hated being with Team Canada and kicked Lance and Elix in the dicks often. Now she's a proud Canadian? Why wasn't she a proud Canadian when she was a member of Team Canada?
Kronik vs Sting/Scott Steiner
Kronik double duty is too much for me. Meltdown reversed into a death drop for the win. Steiner attacks Sting with a chair as soon as the bell rings. Booker comes out and lays both Sting and Steiner out with a chair.
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
Used to watch Major Gunns back when she did bodybuilding (more like shaping) - and man, WCW is always a trip to look back on.
A shame it's the end of Big Yellow's career.
A shame it's the end of Big Yellow's career.
Mr. Enigma
Member
Major Gunns is in full blown porn now. It's always funny seeing Lance Storm try to be diplomatic on Twitter when people ask him about her.
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
I bet she looks pretty busted up now.
Nocturnowl
Member
I wonder if Fandango is going to have some pointless valet to dance with when he eventually debuts, and if his theme will starts with FAN-DAN-GOOOO.
I have no idea what they're thinking with this gimmick but i'm oddly intrigued.
I have no idea what they're thinking with this gimmick but i'm oddly intrigued.
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
Get used to calling him Fandangod.
Liquidsnake
Banned
I wish. I thought Halloween Havoc was the best PPV WCW put on. Just loved it.
She looks pretty much the same. I expected her to age weirdly, too.
Nocturnowl
Member
His dance moves will be majestic, Funkasaurus will become extinct in his presence.
Liquidsnake
Banned
Is there anything other than her solo stuff out there?
Do i search her by Tylene Buckly if I am curious?
Way to spoil the result of your upcoming pay per view, dumbasses.
"Tune in the day after WWE Elimination Chamber for a special address by WWE Chairman Mr. McMahon, WWE COO Triple H, WWE Executive Vice President Stephanie McMahon, WWE Champion The Rock and John Cena."
Yeah but it's not like titles change hands at EC anyway. Meaningless PPV that only devalues Royal Rumble.
Twice in a lifetime confirmed.
Needs moving or removing to be honest. Not sure about the Rumble taking its place though, but I doubt any PPV can go before Wrestlemania without devaluing the Rumble.
Lance Storm is the most underrated of all the wrestling gods out there.
I like the idea of the EC following the Rumble if they limit it to one Chamber per year and have it be for the #1 contender slot for the belt that the Rumble winner is not challenging for.
That makes the other title opportunity at Mania mean something more than a thrown together storyline or whatever they do with it.
That makes the other title opportunity at Mania mean something more than a thrown together storyline or whatever they do with it.
Mr. Enigma
Member
Google Image Search ain't what it used to be.....I should be able to Google a porn star's name and get nudity damnit.
British Monsoon
Member
Awesome picture is awesome;
from http://prowrestlingisart.com
Damn, who was that catching Marty? Not sure how you're supposed to meet a suicide dive standing right next to the apron, and there's shit all space there anyway. I always hate seeing dudes dive when the barriers are right up close.
from http://prowrestlingisart.com
Poor Party Marty on Impact Yesterday. Hope is okay after this insane botch:
Damn, who was that catching Marty? Not sure how you're supposed to meet a suicide dive standing right next to the apron, and there's shit all space there anyway. I always hate seeing dudes dive when the barriers are right up close.
The Mango Sentinel
Member
I just lost it. I wish I could own an actual painting of this.
Mr. Enigma
Member
You have to actually type in "nude" or whatever now to get XXX results. Bing Image Search is still unaffected.
I can sort of see Google's logic. It is a little out of control when you can type in "Cucumber" or "Banana" and half the results are porn related.
Them are some major guns. I've seen bigger and better though.
Mr. Enigma
Member
What did Sandman get popped for?!
Dave Meltzer
Banned
RIP.
Dave Meltzer
Banned
This isn't wrestling talk?
Seems like WWE is hyping some big announcement on Monday afternoon
http://www.wwe.com/inside/special-announcement-live-stream
It's just gonna be WrestleMania XXX at the Superdome, is the word.
I know you are beyond the grave, but bing dat shit.
Officerrob
Banned
I'm sure the Rock will talk about how he's going to be there, paving the way for Rock/Cena III, thrice in a lifetime
FallingEdge
Member
Rocking a Big Show av.
It is only time until we all get caught as well.
It was a risk we were willing to take.
RIP Mr. Sandman.
Dave Meltzer
Banned
Brock vs Rock is next.
Can someone good at photoshop turn Bo Dallas in to a Dilophosaurus?
So I got about 5 minutes in setting things up just so I had a general idea of what it would look like, when I realised I can't stand staring at Bo's dumb face. So have something not even close to being worked on for anything other than placement.
Could Cody bring back the paper bag gimmick? Bo needs several.
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
Sandman's gonna miss the PPV fallout. 
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Banned
Sandman has been future endevered.
We wish him well
We wish him well
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Aiii and sandman can form tag team now
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