i dont quite understand that ruling. Does that really mean just MichealJordan.gif? this doesnt span to R_truth.gifs does it?
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i dont quite understand that ruling. Does that really mean just MichealJordan.gif? this doesnt span to R_truth.gifs does it?
Triple Da G.O.D!
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EC was better than I though it was gonna be.
MVP of the PPV was the Spanish Announce Table. Payback's a mutjhafucka aint it?
Congrats to Swagger out of nowhere to be headlining WM. And damn is his new theme hella good. Sounds like Final Boss music from a JRPG or King of Fighters.
Thank You Roman Reigns for spearing the shit out of folks.
Everything else went as I expected to. Now let us see how they fill the rest of the card.
MVP of the PPV was the Spanish Announce Table. Payback's a mutjhafucka aint it?
Congrats to Swagger out of nowhere to be headlining WM. And damn is his new theme hella good. Sounds like Final Boss music from a JRPG or King of Fighters.
Thank You Roman Reigns for spearing the shit out of folks.
Everything else went as I expected to. Now let us see how they fill the rest of the card.
HarryDemeanor
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We need somebody to test this.
Posting gifs without anything else is getting people banned because they keep being annoying about it. Imagine if I posted "Hey, cats are kinda dumb right?" and everyone replied with the same fuckin' .gif like stupid asses. Said stupid asses would get banned because they aren't contributing anything to GAF society.
That's basically whats happening right now.
That's basically whats happening right now.
Keyser Soze
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GORE! GORE ! GORE!
Lils was REALLY close to death there. That would have been a million times worse than Death by Charlie Hass
Speedy Blue Dude
Banned
Wait, I didn't watch EC, why is Brock vs Punk happening at Wrestlemania?
Net_Wrecker
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Translation: Next gen Sony + MS consoles incoming, people are being crazy.
Gaf will be back to normal somewhere between summer 2014 to early 2015.
Professor Beef
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=513926&highlight=
Gifs aren't getting banned. Gifs being used as a substitute for an argument are ban-worthy, as has always been the case. Evilore is just spelling it out clear as day for people who still don't get it.
Keyser Soze
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Erm... nothing is confirmed with that yet.
Punk could blame Heyman for his loss tonight though, and that could easily set up Punk/Brock
Killing_Joke
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http://www.wwe.com/videos/paul-heym...the-locker-room-wwecom-exclusive-feb-26092503
Smells like a setup for Bork/Punk... =/
Don't like the idea at all.
Smells like a setup for Bork/Punk... =/
Don't like the idea at all.
The Mango Sentinel
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They're both heels so it doesn't make sense.
CM PUNK FACE TURN.
Weren't the dirtsheets reporting that the plan was for Punk to turn face after WrestleMania anyway?
Professor Beef
Banned
I hope not. CM Punk makes a terrible face.
Killing_Joke
Member
Don't even get how they can do a proper build. Bork reportedly has 4(?) weeks before working mania. Plus Rock leaves for 2 weeks after today. Plus gods knows if or when Taker appears. These part timers are fucking up the flow/hype to mania.
Punk looks like Zach Gowen compared to Bork. Majority of people don't even take Punk serious against Rock, imagine how they would feel about Bork. He's actually a threat and killed Cena/Trips. Rock can't even hang with Vin Diesel
This would be the dumbest match on the card.
One winged angel. Jack Swagger.
Glorious.
That's the price Vince pays for his Millions of Dollars at Wrestlemania.
Make him a tweener, then. Have him fight everybody.
Brock gives him an F5 later tonight on raw; CM Punk spends weeks calling him out and The Shield beating him up. Then a week or two before OH IT'S BROCK LESNAR HERE TO CHALLENGE CM PUNK AND THE SHIELD ARE FIGHTING JTG, MASON RYAN, AND ZACK RYDER* ON THE PRE-SHOW WHOAAAAA!
*or maybe The Shield fights real opponents. I'm thinking they win the Tag Titles before WM anyway. So Kane has his final match against D.Brine.
Cena wasn't killed by Bork.
How about they give Punk a new gimmick where everytime someone kills him in the ring he just comes back twice as strong as before. So like, he becomes this unnatural monster where all his moves do so much damage even though they shouldn't?
Or have it be some No DQ match with Trips as the Ref? Then Brock REALLY gets beaten by Triple H and they fight at WM30.
The Mango Sentinel
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Punk should definitely just be a tweener....or remain heel. And Brock beat the ungodly fuck out of Cena....they just ended the match poorly with the chain punch and AA on the steps. Otherwise it was Brock making Cena look like a worthless bitch the entire match. Granted that's how Cena matches play out, but Brock took it a lot farther.
Anyone have a gif of when Brock said fuck life and just recklessly jumped out of the ring at Cena?
Anyone have a gif of when Brock said fuck life and just recklessly jumped out of the ring at Cena?
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
Pleased I didn't stay up for EC.
The Mango Sentinel
Member
It was slower than all hell at the beginning. A ton of rest holds. And I couldn't tell if the Rock was doing Rock selling or if he was actually really gassed for almost the entire match. It definitely picks up toward the end though and I have to say it's better than their first match. Overall I'd give a 6/10
No, The Rock looked like an old man in the ring and it generally being so slow put folks to sleep.
The best part was when the Spanish Announce Table(TM) didn't break.
So I was right.
He is not only a shit wrestler but also isn't taking any hits because it's WRASSLEMANIA season.
Conrad Link
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I'm so down on wrestling at the moment. 
Thought the PPV was average as, talented guys are being wasted and I can't even fake interest in the ones who are there. WM getting diva level build in some cases.
Best bit was The Shield lol, gotta laugh at Cena's reaction he was like "OH WHAT? YOU NOOBS LOST??" if it was just him solo'ing them I bet he would have won.
Thought the PPV was average as, talented guys are being wasted and I can't even fake interest in the ones who are there. WM getting diva level build in some cases.
Best bit was The Shield lol, gotta laugh at Cena's reaction he was like "OH WHAT? YOU NOOBS LOST??" if it was just him solo'ing them I bet he would have won.
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
I'm so down on wrestling at the moment.
Thought the PPV was average as, talented guys are being wasted and I can't even fake interest in the ones who are there. WM getting diva level build in some cases.
Best bit was The Shield lol, gotta laugh at Cena's reaction he was like "OH WHAT? YOU NOOBS LOST??" if it was just him solo'ing them I bet he would have won.
Completely agree. They don't give a shit about anyone but the part-timers, is the problem.
The Mango Sentinel
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Everyone is giving them shit about their buildup to WM.....
.....but they have like 6 or 7 more weeks......
They have a ton of time to buildup their matches, but the question is will they?
Duh.
.....but they have like 6 or 7 more weeks......
They have a ton of time to buildup their matches, but the question is will they?
Duh.
Conrad Link
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Del Rio's botch was glorious lol.
Poor Big Show had to stand there pretending he didn't even hear/feel anything while Bert tried a do-over. :|
How embarrassing.
Poor Big Show had to stand there pretending he didn't even hear/feel anything while Bert tried a do-over. :|
How embarrassing.
Show should have just clocked him with the Bucket and stomped around the ring in a bout of rage. Then to cap it off, wear the bucket as a glove and WMD Del Rio.
ertitoagus
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I'm so down on wrestling at the moment.
Thought the PPV was average as, talented guys are being wasted and I can't even fake interest in the ones who are there. WM getting diva level build in some cases.
Best bit was The Shield lol, gotta laugh at Cena's reaction he was like "OH WHAT? YOU NOOBS LOST??" if it was just him solo'ing them I bet he would have won.
Everyone knows that in a future pvp this year Cena alone will bury the shield while he trollface the entire wresselgaf community
Conrad Link
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Cena vs Dwayne 2 is gonna be unbearable.
Imagine last week's hour long rant about nothing but with BOTH of them doing it.
I think the only redeemable part of the match will be the lolamount of shit Cena gets from the crowd and seeing them trying to pass it off "WHETHER YOU LOVE HIM OR YOU HATE HIM!" no, its just hate.
Then he's gonna win and the place will riot.
Personally I probably hate Cena less than the Rock and that is saying something. :|
WRESTLEMANIA LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WHOOOOOOOO! ???????
Imagine last week's hour long rant about nothing but with BOTH of them doing it.
I think the only redeemable part of the match will be the lolamount of shit Cena gets from the crowd and seeing them trying to pass it off "WHETHER YOU LOVE HIM OR YOU HATE HIM!" no, its just hate.
Then he's gonna win and the place will riot.
Personally I probably hate Cena less than the Rock and that is saying something. :|
WRESTLEMANIA LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WHOOOOOOOO! ???????
Cena vs Dwayne 2 is gonna be unbearable.
Imagine last week's hour long rant about nothing but with BOTH of them doing it.
I think the only redeemable part of the match will be the lolamount of shit Cena gets from the crowd and seeing them trying to pass it off "WHETHER YOU LOVE HIM OR YOU HATE HIM!" no, its just hate.
Then he's gonna win and the place will riot.
Personally I probably hate Cena less than the Rock and that is saying something. :|
WRESTLEMANIA LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WHOOOOOOOO! ???????
I am considering avoiding that match. I will exit the room. I will not watch it ever. I will not think about it.
Conrad Link
Member
You wont miss much, 10min head locks while Dwayne gets his nappy time.... IN A CENA MATCH.
:|
Punk has to be involved somehow, its the only part that could interest me.
:|
Punk has to be involved somehow, its the only part that could interest me.
The Mango Sentinel
Member
I don't know why but that made me laugh really hard. I think it's because I imagined some Guild Wars version of Cena just wiping the Shield in one move..............which is entirely possible.
It's no longer funny.
You want Punk to become a Saiyan?
Conrad Link
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PS4 reveal in 2 days.
The Mango Sentinel
Member
What's that? Spartan Ops? If so what, what happened? I stopped playing Halo 4 at the beginning of the year.
There's no way it's not opening the show. They've been shitting on that title for years now. Mark Henry, Daniel Bryan, and Big Show have made me care somewhat. They all had decent reigns. If Sheamus wasn't such a piece of fuck character then I might have enjoyed his reign, cause he could definitely put on some solid matches.
Quite surprised Ryback took the pinfall in the six man match. I would have easily predicted Sheamus. With that, they've still have a good thing going with The Shield. Just two matches, but they performed very well in both. Would be nice if they wrestled more.
As for WM, meh. They don't seem to be squaring much on guys like Daniel Bryan (vs. Kane?), Dolph Ziggler (been idling by since December), or Wade Barrett (dat IC title holder). So much focus on Cena, but that shouldn't color anybody surprised. Guessing afterwards, though, and when the Rock leaves - who will become their opponent for Cena? Punk again? I rather not. Would be great for somebody like Daniel Bryan, but I'm going to think Ryback. Seems they don't have much else go, and after his thing with Shield, he'll need something new.
And yes, Swagger's sudden push is downright awful. But the pick itself with a new mic piece isn't, simply the way the WWE really poorly push these guys is staggering. They did the same with Sheamus prior to the 2012 Rumble; feud with Jinder Mahal for months, win Rumble with no build, and bam, win the WM match in 18 seconds and you become Cena Lite. Whoever booked that needs slapped.
As for WM, meh. They don't seem to be squaring much on guys like Daniel Bryan (vs. Kane?), Dolph Ziggler (been idling by since December), or Wade Barrett (dat IC title holder). So much focus on Cena, but that shouldn't color anybody surprised. Guessing afterwards, though, and when the Rock leaves - who will become their opponent for Cena? Punk again? I rather not. Would be great for somebody like Daniel Bryan, but I'm going to think Ryback. Seems they don't have much else go, and after his thing with Shield, he'll need something new.
And yes, Swagger's sudden push is downright awful. But the pick itself with a new mic piece isn't, simply the way the WWE really poorly push these guys is staggering. They did the same with Sheamus prior to the 2012 Rumble; feud with Jinder Mahal for months, win Rumble with no build, and bam, win the WM match in 18 seconds and you become Cena Lite. Whoever booked that needs slapped.
Pretty much all of us watching it at my friends saw Sheamus taking the pinfall. Agreed on The Shield as well. They did great, and even Reigns looked fantastic. Some Tag Team action would be great also.
WM is meh at the moment. It's going to be a struggle watching it to be honest. I can see Ryback and Cena fueding somehow over that 6 man tag loss. Something seemed awfully off about Cena pretty much screaming "OMFG U NEWBS WUT HAPPND" and having Ryback storm off after.
Swagger is good. Fast push, not so good. I'd like to see how this pans out.
The Mango Sentinel
Member
Yeah I like how Ryback just left. He was like "Fuck all of you idiots, time to eat"
Chances are that's actually why he stormed off. He missed his hourly feasting.
BillRiccio
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Weird photo. Surprised no one pointed out Brandon Stroud on the bottom left with Chris Trew. Focus up, people!
Looks like someone handed the signs out out to the crowd.
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